🐮 Lolcow Steven Robert Dawson / "Conehead" - Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.

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Steven has recently become one of my favorite cows. I've just let the content roll through for several hours in the background, and I'm disappointed that Callums' content is now up to date.

 
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Poor old Steven keeps getting his number blocked by Babestation. Well, technically by FCA regulations on premium phone lines.


My favourite line is when he denies any rumours of his death and says "I've been alive since birth".
Having a beef with the Financial Conduct Authority over CoomCredit is like something early Chris Chan would do. Cartoon character behavior, absolute gold.
 
Steven has recently become one of my favorite cows. I've just let the content roll through for several hours in the background, and I'm disappointed that Callums' content is now up to date.

If you like that song, you'll love Kunt and the Gang's whole discography. That video's just one of theirs with Callum's face slapped on Kunt. They're the guys who did the Shannon Matthews Musical, and Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce.

Having a beef with the Financial Conduct Authority over CoomCredit is like something early Chris Chan would do. Cartoon character behavior, absolute gold.
That's what I love about Steven, he's just like Chris back when he was still funny and not just a boring rapist horrorcow. Sure he's a sexual deviant sped also, so the story might end the same way and I wouldn't leave him around any elderly relatives, but for now he's just an endearing weirdo.
 
Ding dong could someone upload the song he sung for Vicki Peach a few days ago? I think it was called sexy ass or something.
 
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Ding dong could someone upload the song he sung for Vicki Peach a few days ago? I think it was called sexy ass or something.
I found this after writing the entire fucking post, seems that twitter might be hiding posts or something idk, this doesn't show up but it does show up in the replies tab, but only the replies he made on this post? Idk, the rest of this post might not be fully complete apparently.


It's been a while since I last looked at him honestly.
Most of his twitter is the same as always, going to London Soho district to buy some naughty DVDs but can't tell you which ones, going to the same cafe every other day seemingly and bitching at babestation (he's still not over the death of his mum who died of a heart attack on friday the 20th of june last year btw). The gifs he uses as background for his videos are beautiful. Indian rose spam gifs wish they could match up to Steven.

Post will be long since it's been three fucking months.
Also not in order because twitter is a cunt.

He got a Christmas card from the horrible twat Kevin Baker, how nice is that?
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Look at this beautiful image.
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He got another similar card a while later. It's not worth including and it got no funny response. Here's the inside of it, the rest was the same as the other.
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Everyone told him that this was a really nice gesture and that he should be happy for the Christmas card and all that. But Steven isn't very happy at all. He's going to the police he is. Can't tell you why though.
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And then instantly does say.
I don't find this exchange funny honestly, just including it because of the look behind the curtain. I don't know if the carers would actually pass it on to the police, I don't think they really give a shit. But Steven lore is Steven lore.

I do like this exchange though.
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I just love the idea that the most chatgpt ai image is actually a real man who is fucking with Steven. The real life Santa is trolling Steven you guys, he's real. Also I love the little back part of the card pretending that it's Kevin's company as if it doesn't have a massive moonpig logo right next to it. Some of the Steven trolls are pretty funny. None of them are in the comments though really.

He's also being identity frauded on Instagram. It sounds like he deleted the account and then someone else just made a new one with the same @.

It's not acceptable that isn't. It's illegal you know. Going to jail for idetnaity faruding you are.

He's a bit of a cunt.
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I know we've shit on his trolls a fair bit already but holy fuck.
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It's just cringe. It doesn't even get any good responses either.

I think my favourite type of Steven troll is just the ones that just see one word and focus on only that or the ones that pretend anything he says about someone else is actually talking about him. I like those ones, like the people saying the Christmas card was a nice gift. Just anything that isn't trying to erp with a retard.
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I don't really know what this means. I thought that Kevin was a fake person honestly? I thought it was all just made up. Is it not meant to be that one guy that was on all the EE ads years ago?
I'm just confused. I need some shitty tts video to explain what's going on. Maybe it's just because it's been so long.
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Ok I take it back. The retarded trolls did get a good laugh out of me from Steven's response.
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Unfortunately it seems that the real Steven Dawson himself has died of a heart attack. Rip and all that.


It's quite sad that is. It's going to take me a few years to get over Steven's death on the 15th of January it will.

I think the Stephanie trolling has fucked his brain so hard he's starting to think it's real.
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If his alter ego is a man in a dress called Steven then that means that the real person which is alive it Stephanie.
I like this comment chain.
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He's done a bit of dancing too. He's also a furry which he has always been from since when he was born.

Looks like just a normal thing, doesn't look very special needs.
Crazy how Steven demonstrably gets more pussy than any of you virgin incels do. Just look at this video.



He also repeatedly says chow for now. Truly the 5 years of French lessons we were forced to take in school are paying off.
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This is kinda funny though.
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His c*ck is not called little steven.
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Poor shemale strokers.

I have no idea what this is talking about but I kinda want to know.
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Has he been putting his willy in the pringles again? I thought he stopped putting his willy in the pringles but apparently he still does it.

He hasn't died. He's been alive since birth. If he was dead then he wouldn't be in the UK would he?

Implying that living in this shithole is not already hell.
But I've just recieved this video. Looks to me like he got his willy stuck in a sainsbury's pringle can and died to me. I think he must be dead it's on the video isn't it?


He also seems to be arguing with a 7 year old facebook post?
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Just not fair that isn't. He didn't bomb the twin towers which he never did.
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He's been a busy bee hasn't he?
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He's been to a disco again. Here's him dancing.

Crying rn. tfw no stevie d punani
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I like this dance video because he tries to do the worm or something but just lays down on the floor and wriggles around for a couple of seconds before giving up.


He really is the only decent troll.
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This seems to be a genuine babe station babe. Dumb bitch can't even look where she's going. I hope she falls over and properly dings her dome up.
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He got another card.
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He posted uhhh this thing?
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Someone did several grokkings on it. Here's the end result.
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Here's some of the comments.
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He got another Christmas card.
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He knows it's not her though.


And another.
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Here's Steven saying the faggot word.

He might be literally retarded but at least he's not retarded enough to use the butchered version.

Maybe this is why he sang this?
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This was three days before he posted the video of him singing it.

When I first saw this post I thought it was a minitom edit. I'm surprised he posted this, seems like something a troll would post.


And he's getting in more beef with callums corner. Or at least starting it.
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I can hardly keep up with Steven let alone Callum too if anyone knows if he mentioned this and then was too much of a faggot to actually react to it like all the other times.
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It's ok though one of the babe station babes is going to come and try to help him out with his cards.
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And despite giving genuine advice and being a good person he seems to take offence to it.
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He made spagbol and what the fuck?
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What the fuck? The first thing that stands out for me is that he uses a fucking fork to remove the spaghetti from the water with a fork to put it in a strainer? Just pour the entire thing into the strainer? I really hope that he's just doing that because he's retarded and not because that pot of beef is being boiled. And then the end, why does he fucking strain the beef? Why? I just don't understand what the fuck he's doing? Why is he randomly straining beef? The only thing I can think of is because he boiled it but it doesn't look wet enough. I hope. I hope he just cooked it normally and then mixed the sauce in. I hope.
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It's not his din dins though, it's his supper.

Bro no the stripper she totally loves me bro she said she loves me she really does she loves me totally bro believe me.
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He made a new years post where he sings Auld Lang Syne for anyone looking for the objectively best version. However he does not sing it with any of the operatic grace and beauty of any of the more traditional versions, let alone come close to The Corries. He is also singing the shitty anglicanised version and even then not even remotely close, he's just singing the chorus over and over for some reason. However, what he lacks in vocal talent he makes up for by doing a very James Cage White style Gangnam Style dance. Never fucking saw Ronnie do that the pussy.


This reminds me of that one tweet where someone said you can just make up words and say anything it doesn't matter, I went to order a coffee and the girl there said she was reorganising her bookshelf and when I said yea that's so chic artdeco she agreed. Just fucking make things up and he'll agree with you.
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Honestly I thought he posted his balls for a second.
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He's just a bit of a dick.
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Fucking christ.
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That's it though, the good posts. So many of them are just him talking about the same 5 fucking things over and over in minute long videos of no value. That or it'll be a text post or something and have promise until you open it and it's the same shitty boring trolls.
 

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He pays for BSX Premium, he's buying them gifts. It's textbook exploitation
He's probably just upset. It's going to take him a long time to get over the death of his mother who died of a heart attack on the 19th of July 2025 which he still isn't over yet.

Honestly I don't know if I would call that exploitation, at least not beyond the standard inherent exploitation behind babestation and onlyfans. I think he's just fucking retarded and trying to buy their love like every other coomer. If he's buying a new phone for some troll then yea but it's probably just him buying some primark underwear for them or some shit. He's so much of a cheap fuck that he declined free backpacks because they weren't exactly like his old one, I don't think he's going to suddenly be giving out his inheritance. Even if he does, does it actually matter? Let's be real he's not having kids, he doesn't really need that money beyond himself and I don't think he's ever mentioned having family who might also need it. It's either going up the snatch of some whore or the nose of the taxman and I'd say whores are just slightly more useful to society than taxmen are so.
 
New Callum Soprano video about Steven and his Preeti Young obsession. I don't think there's anything new, it's summarising his history with her.

 
A troll has set up a fake account posing as the Kevin Baker ol' Steven has beef with, and they're currently engaged in a fierce intellectual debate. LINK .

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A troll has set up a fake account posing as the Kevin Baker ol' Steven has beef with, and they're currently engaged in a fierce intellectual debate.
I wonder what those 'friends' are? 90% odds he means the obvious trolls on his posts, 9% he means the babe station babes, 1% he just means his carers. Even when he goes to his discos for the mentally impaired to do his dancing he doesn't really talk about the people there. He just goes and does the worm for a bit and then goes home. I can't remember any time he's spoken about having friends outside of people who are obviously not his friends, I doubt he has the mental capacity to not mention them.
 
I wonder what those 'friends' are? 90% odds he means the obvious trolls on his posts, 9% he means the babe station babes, 1% he just means his carers. Even when he goes to his discos for the mentally impaired to do his dancing he doesn't really talk about the people there. He just goes and does the worm for a bit and then goes home. I can't remember any time he's spoken about having friends outside of people who are obviously not his friends, I doubt he has the mental capacity to not mention them.
He has Sarah Bourne who he always got to buy him food and drink when they went out together, but she vanished from all mention in the past few months with many suspecting she got tired of him leeching off of her, which isn't on and all that, it never was.
 
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