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- Oct 7, 2014
Rofl five minutes of fellating Sugar for her awful writing.
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It comes close to being the most sensational animated series ever made in the United States. Count on Ms. Sugar: she doesn't do things by halves. ... Upon the screen she discovered an area large enough for her expansive whims to have free play. And the consequence is that she has made a series of tremendous and overpowering scope, not in physical extent so much as in its rapid and graphic rotation of thoughts. Ms. Sugar has put upon the screen an animated show that really moves.
It was objectively perfect.It was terrible.
It was objectively perfect.
It really says something when Regular Show had a better ending from 2017. And it still hasn’t been topped.No. It was objectively nothing.
-No Pink Diamond? I mean what the FUCK. I hate Pink and what they did to her character. But one of the biggest compelling parts of the plot is the mysterious lack of relationship between Steven and his mom. This should have been about confrontation, both in the self and with Steven coming to terms with what his mom did and realizing that it's okay to still care about her, if only because his mom was missing his whole life. Pink's complete lack of true redemption in a show that does nothing BUT hand out redemption feels hollow and unemotional. We already KNOW that everyone loves Steven and will support him. But what about Pink, the thing that MADE Steven and has been gone the entire series? Fuck that, I guess. That plot never mattered. Steven forgiving his mother never mattered.
-Side characters? Fuck them too. Fuck their arcs. They don't have any. We don't get to see them living their best lives in the final episode or how they've changed. Spinel and the Diamonds are awol. Lars is never seen again. That bitch Sadie I don't even think is there? I don't know why these characters were even focused on for so many endless filler episodes when the show doesn't really give a shit about them.
-Also, since when is no one there for Steven? Look at the whole show. EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM coddles and nurtures Steven. Everyone supports him. But the finale is about how everyone needs to show him they care uwu. Bullshit. Everyone has held Steven's hand this whole series. Steven never needed to doubt how loved he was or how supported he was. So he throws a tantrum and everyone continues to simper and coddle to him instead of telling him to get his head out of his ass. You can comfort someone without playing up to them. Tumblr shit is all about that nonsense without realizing that you need to balance soft and tough love.
-Monster-Steven resolved in 15 minutes, the thing everyone was hyped up for. And a HUG fixes it. I have no words.
A lackluster finale that everyone will drool over and will collectively forget within a year, if not ten minutes afterwards.
It told the exact story it was trying to tell with flawless symbolism and literal stakes. It was objectively perfect for what it was supposed to be.No. It was objectively nothing.