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Watching GME go up despite all the Very-Serious-People do everything BUT turn the NASDAQ off and tell everyone that it HAS TO GO DOWN DAMNIT!!!! is hilarious.

And they were seriously talking about temporarily de-listing GME last night to save the firms. So "turn it off and tell all the plebs to go home" is actually a fucking possibility.
 
Watching GME go up despite all the Very-Serious-People do everything BUT turn the NASDAQ off and tell everyone that it HAS TO GO DOWN DAMNIT!!!! is hilarious.

And they were seriously talking about temporarily de-listing GME last night to save the firms. So "turn it off and tell all the plebs to go home" is actually a fucking possibility.
As much fun as this is it's only a matter of time before some jewery happens and then the fun ends.
 
Well, they're not wrong. It's a bubble and will go down sooner or later but not before Melvin is bankrupt.

As much fun as this is it's only a matter of time before some jewery happens and then the fun ends.


Oh yeah, it's definitely going to go down. But by doing this, 4chan/Reddit/WSB has ensured Melvin will be holding the bag for billions. And more importantly, the other firms that guarantee Melvin will be holding the bag. And the firms that guarantee THEM will be holding the bag. This continues, spiderweb style, until you hit the anchor points -- banks.

Apparently there are firms that exist purely to protect other firms from being stupid with shorts. If I understand it (I think I pasted an image about this earlier), one of these firms owns 11 million shares in GME, and has started trying to help.

Key word: Trying.

There are 50 million outstanding short shares. That firm CANNOT save Melvin. They CANNOT save the other firms. That's the real story here. Apparently this all comes due on Friday by end of trading day, where all these goddamned firms are going to be trying to bet hand over fist to buy someone, ANYONE'S GME stock to handle the shorts they bought. Which means they'll be competing against each other, which is going to drive the stock up to FUCKINGLOL numbers, which again, will be pure loss for any firm still holding a short in GME, meaning they'll be even MORE desperate to buy stocks. I thought $1000 a share was a joke but it's approaching $400 today already, just in pure autism buying up all the free shares so the firms can't. Plus I wager there are some firms that are seeing the writing on the wall and joining in with WSB et all.

Wallstreet didn't just bet a little, they bet a LOT because Risk is for lesser beings. And WSB has ensured that they're going to EAT that risk and the loss therein.
 
Robinhood isn’t available in my region apparently. What’s a decent platform (pref with an app as well) for us Europoors to dip a paw into the market? I’ve been meaning to play with stocks since all the corona stuff kicked off, since KF has been ahead of the news by weeks consistently.
 
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Robinhood isn’t available in my region apparently. What’s a decent platform (pref with an app as well) for us Europoors to dip a paw into the market? I’ve been meaning to play with stocks since all the corona stuff kicked off, since KF has been ahead of the news by weeks consistently.

Check 4chan's /biz/ stickies, they have a section for euros
 
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Oh yeah, it's definitely going to go down. But by doing this, 4chan/Reddit/WSB has ensured Melvin will be holding the bag for billions. And more importantly, the other firms that guarantee Melvin will be holding the bag. And the firms that guarantee THEM will be holding the bag. This continues, spiderweb style, until you hit the anchor points -- banks.

Apparently there are firms that exist purely to protect other firms from being stupid with shorts. If I understand it (I think I pasted an image about this earlier), one of these firms owns 11 million shares in GME, and has started trying to help.

Key word: Trying.

There are 50 million outstanding short shares. That firm CANNOT save Melvin. They CANNOT save the other firms. That's the real story here. Apparently this all comes due on Friday by end of trading day, where all these goddamned firms are going to be trying to bet hand over fist to buy someone, ANYONE'S GME stock to handle the shorts they bought. Which means they'll be competing against each other, which is going to drive the stock up to FUCKINGLOL numbers, which again, will be pure loss for any firm still holding a short in GME, meaning they'll be even MORE desperate to buy stocks. I thought $1000 a share was a joke but it's approaching $400 today already, just in pure autism buying up all the free shares so the firms can't. Plus I wager there are some firms that are seeing the writing on the wall and joining in with WSB et all.

Wallstreet didn't just bet a little, they bet a LOT because Risk is for lesser beings. And WSB has ensured that they're going to EAT that risk and the loss therein.
I’m sure tons of firms bought in. Hey, you might knock out some of your competition! And great short term returns. Even if you bought *Monday*, you’d be making so much money if you’re an institutional investor with lots to spend.
 
Revolut services have recovered. Just pumped with a slight gain I made off of Marathon Oil.
TD Ameritrade had this useful little system message for their users.
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OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN!
 
What’s going on with Nokia? I refreshed and it was up to 8 dollars a share. I’m psyched because I’m mad at myself for not rolling over my BB 14C call from last week and I have one NOK 5.5C call for 2/5, but I was not at all expecting it to go up that much.

edit: and now it’s down again to a reasonable price.
 
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