Stop featuring threads which introduce new lolcows - babby calves spook easy

[WhoBusTank69]

Plenty of exceptional types are also paranoid, and look for themselves on sites like 4chan and KF quite often.

Not in this case, some exceptional individual decided to go right to him. After that, the implosion happened. It's like their first experience with a lolcow was someone who knows and seethes about it publicly so that must mean it's okay to interact.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

We.ens have always been a problem, but I was surprised to see how quickly one of them shat up (in?) the brap-hole thread by alerting the object thereof. What a fucking gay. I think new threads should get established before they’re frontpaged.

 

[Cool Dog]

Guess we are going mainstream

>inb4 null gets invited to rogan

 

[Null]

Btw, I featured the Keffals thread because they're such a high profile attention whore that doing so poses no harm. Definitely want to avoid putting the Eye of Sauron on small fries.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I agree 105%. Nothing gives me bigger grins then when a new lolcow is discovered, but if they get featured immediately every (sorry Null) ween on the farms start teeing off on the bastard and their automatic reaction (as well as being told by their 'friends') is to instantly go dark and DFE, all but ensuring the premature death of the thread. The cow may or may not come back online and start dribbling tard milk again, but the immediate damage is done. They will never be as open with their spergery as they were before secure in their warm bubble of the Interbutts. It's lose/lose all the way.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's not only that, but you get 100 pages of the shitty retarded jokes being repeated en masse.

Some of the people posting retard unfunny repetitive jokes, in fairness, are pretty regular losers... I mean users of this site.
They post useless derailing comments on many other threads constantly- it’s always
‘Trannys are disgusting and I am better than them’

I’m not naming names but they are so, so boring- then they neg rate really interesting or informative comments from every other posters.

I don’t know how likely they are to be the cow tippers? Maybe quite likely as they are obv pretty virulent- but then again as they are nonstop here, they would hopefully have soaked in some of the culture of not doing that.

Crying fucking shame about Fanny tho.
Really is.

 

[SofondaCox]

Agree very much with this. Losing Alyssa/Kindness was a real bummer, now Landon Hiscock(sorry, not over the name yet).

Fucking wasteful. Perhaps a more prominent explanation of why contact is a stupid and terrible idea. Selfish cunts.