STOP POSTING ABOUT SNEED'S FEED AND SEED!

[Colon capital V]

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! PEOPLE ON KIWI FARMS SEND ME SNEED, ON 4CHAN IT'S FUCKING SNEED! I was in a thread on /tv/, right? and ALL OF THE REPLIES were just Sneed stuff. I-I showed my Sketchers footwear to my girlfriend and I said "hey babe, wanna pair of these Gucci Loafers from a Hobo? HAHA DIIIIIIIIIING DING DING DING DING" I fucking looked at my nails and said "NOW THAT'S GOOD GROOMING" I looked at a sign and I think of Farmer 1 and I go "CHUCK? MORE LIKE FUCK AND SUCK!" *breathes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

 

[EmpGulcasa]

sneed

 

[Cultured Xeno]

no

 

[My Name is Mud]

S N E E D​

 

[Catloaf]

SNEED

 

[Hazel Motes]

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Whoa ho ho ho ho ho ho ho there, buddy.

No.

 

[Valstrax]

sneed

 

[SNEED.EXE]

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

Spoiler: I CAN'T SNEED

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

 

[YE24]

Y'all ain't inta tha foosball, huh? This here is one o them Superb Owl champignons: 38 SNEED

 

[Whatevermancer]

This, but unironically.

 

[Idiotron]

You mean you don't like the same joke being told 50000 times?
What are you? Not retarded?

 

[Absurdity]

You're all I ever sneeded.