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I like most dude things except watching MMA.
Combat sports are fucking boring and gay across the board outside of highlights, and Mike Tyson. IRON MIKE was a human KO reel which makes him a timeless watch. Anyone/thing else, with the exception of maybe Ali, is a slog

A's, B's, C's are all okay, as long as they never go away.

I also like knives. I carry between 2 and 8 knives on my person at all times. 6 of them are throwing knives and 1 is a small folding knife disguised as a key on my keyring. You can never have too many knives.
You sound like a faggot weeb. Throwing knives are fucking stupid unless you're some mid century ninja at best. Having a pocket knife on your at all times? Practical and based. Anymore than that is fucking gay. Carry a single knife and, if you're into it, a concealed or open permit firearm. That's all you need on you as a man other than your wallet
 
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You sound like a faggot weeb. Throwing knives are fucking stupid unless you're some mid century ninja at best. Having a pocket knife on your at all times? Practical and based. Anymore than that is fucking gay. Carry a single knife and, if you're into it, a concealed or open permit firearm. That's all you need on you as a man other than your wallet
I live in NY. They'll take any excuse they can to deny you a gun. I'd rather have an inadequate projectile weapon than none at all.

Edit: To be clear, I'm only legally allowed to own a rifle or shotgun. If I applied for a pistol permit, they'd deny me one and pocket my money anyway. NY is extremely fascist about weapons of all kinds, if you weren't aware, (various weeb weapons are also illegal) and even knives are limited in their length for what you're allowed to carry in public. Throwing knives are one of the few projectile weapons I can get away with carrying on me here, unfortunately.
 
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Then move or accept your fate in nigger land. You can have all the glorified shuriken you want, it won't matter when the criminals will have a gun anyway
My reasoning was that if it's some strung out crackhead with impaired reflexes, I might be able to get a knife in him before he pulls the trigger. A healthy person with a gun though, obviously only another gun would be sufficient.
 
Go and try to order a manual Corolla, I dare you.
They stopped making the Corolla with a manual transmission this year, auto only now, unless you manage to get a GR.

Also wtf you’re not only gay, but a gay furry at that, get out of here!
 
I'm of the belief that bi people are just repulsive to the majority of the gender they're actually attracted to and are desperately seeking any sort of companionship even if it means being a faggot.
I don't think actual bisexuals actually exist. If a man could go either way then why would he ever chose a woman? Bisexual men are just faggots in denial.
 
Anyway, cars.

Man, I love driving a manual.
I hate cars now that manuals are basically gone. Bring me my employer assigned pod and my insect-based protein patty, I'm ready to join the urbanist bugman hordes. In ten years cars will be iPods that you sit in while they drive themselves so you can pay attention to the things that really matter, like all the ads loudly blaring at you from all the speakers and screens inside the vehicle.
 
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amirite fellas?
 
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