Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[Neodanthril]

It is very annoying that women tend to misinterpret laconic conversation as you being mad at them or mad at something. Sometimes a nigga just gotta think about stuff.

It's also really annoying that you can never ever ever being emotionally vulnerable with women because they will just use that weakness against you if they ever feel slighted.

 

[Asylum]

Women can't be upfront, I feel as men are more upfront and blunt with things. Sometimes this can come off as "rude" or "brash" but it's just being honest about the situation. AKA just being brutally honest. The friendships I've had with women where I've been blunt, i can always tell they get worried or backtrack or try to "go around it". I don't think this is innately woman's fault though, as they're probably conditioned to keep their thoughts to themselves and be "polite" but it's rather interesting to see social gender differences like this

 

[The Lawgiver]

All this gay ass extraneous gender war shit that has fuck all to do with "has a dick and balls from birth and a Y chromosome at inception. Really fucking fake and gay, that shit. Lived long enough to realize personality quirks and tendencies are more a person to person social history thing than some weird BS genetic thing long ago.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

The reason men have different looking hands is because we knuckle-walk like apes when you aren't looking (pooners take notes)

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Guys don’t you hate it when you’re taking a huge dump and you just cum. I hate that! Women will never understand.

Yeah I like to cum in the shit and let it fester for like a week so a shit golem forms and then I flush it down and watch it struggle and squirm

 

[We Are The Witches]

I know of a case (allegedly, but from a highly trusted source) in which a man had to perform CPR on a dying woman. He saved her life, guess what she did afterwards? She accused him of sexual assault (taking advantage of her when performing CPR because you need to push near the chest), and to my understanding, she succeeded in doing so.

Lesson to be learned: due to how the laws are constructed, do not perform CPR on a random woman even if she is dying. Call the ambulance, and don't be negligent, but do not perform CPR trying to save her life.

Imagine that (like actually try to imagine you being in this situation), you saved someone's life, and you get accused of that, go fuck yourself.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

I propose a thread theme

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I know of a case (allegedly, but from a highly trusted source) in which a man had to perform CPR on a dying woman. He saved her life, guess what she did afterwards? She accused him of sexual assault (taking advantage of her when performing CPR because you need to push near the chest), and to my understanding, she succeeded in doing so.

Lesson to be learned: due to how the laws are constructed, do not perform CPR on a random woman even if she is dying. Call the ambulance, and don't be negligent, but do not perform CPR trying to save her life.

Imagine that (like actually try to imagine you being in this situation), you saved someone's life, and you get accused of that, go fuck yourself.

Are you able to share your source? I can't find anything on this besides rumors and "my friends friend who knows someone"
I've heard some ridiculous stories. When I was taking a CPR class the instructor told us of a man that sued because his expensive shirt was damaged when someone saved his life preforming CPR. Also plenty of stories of people trying to sue because their ribs were broken. Thankfully the Good Samaritan law is a thing in most states.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

How about people automatically assuming that I'm into sports?
Sometimes I'll tell them I really don't follow them, but most of the time I'll just play along because it takes less effort.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Not a guy, but I wanted to contribute something that's not obvious from the outside to other women.
When men tell you they aren't thinking of anything, they're telling the truth.
Men have the ability to have quiet minds. Maybe it's the differences in the corpus collosum, who knows? The point is we shouldn't react with disbelief or think they're not willing to tell us, sometimes they just have quiet in their brains.

Wrong wrong 100% wrong.

Women don't understand that most cosmetics and fashion are the results of being stuck in a Prisoner's Dilemma with other women over status in the female hierarchy and most men want a nice girl with nice tits and ass that touches their penis and isn't a bitch between penis touches.

I don't think that women even think of men when thinking about makeup. They probably just do it to impress other women.

Women can't be upfront, I feel as men are more upfront and blunt with things. Sometimes this can come off as "rude" or "brash" but it's just being honest about the situation. AKA just being brutally honest. The friendships I've had with women where I've been blunt, i can always tell they get worried or backtrack or try to "go around it". I don't think this is innately woman's fault though, as they're probably conditioned to keep their thoughts to themselves and be "polite" but it's rather interesting to see social gender differences like this

This feels like an everyone problem rather than just a women problem

 

[ScurvyRat]

Where do other male users keep their bottle of emotions? I feel like the mental shelf I keep mine on hurts my back.

I keep it by my weights so I can take a sip to finish my reps.

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Lesson to be learned: due to how the laws are constructed, do not perform CPR on a random woman even if she is dying. Call the ambulance, and don't be negligent, but do not perform CPR trying to save her life.

Even if it's not a woman you can get in serious shit if you attempt CPR on people sometimes.
Due to the force required for CPR you can actually end up breaking ribs and damaging organs. Now you'd think making an honest attempt at saving someone's life would immunize you from the consequences of saving that very person's life but apparently not.

 

[Endless Torment]

If a woman asks you what shade of nail polish she should go with it's a trap to steal your attention and time. Regardless of your input she has made her decision anything you can do but guess the one she has already chosen will lead to a lengthy conversation about nothing.

I enjoy those conversations usually because I have an actual opinion on them, same with clothes.
The more annoying part is picking out an outfit for a special event when they actually have zero idea what they want, because it does eventually get tiring watching them swap between various outfit combinations while giving your opinion on even the more minute of details.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

All this gay ass extraneous gender war shit that has fuck all to do with "has a dick and balls from birth and a Y chromosome at inception. Really fucking fake and gay, that shit. Lived long enough to realize personality quirks and tendencies are more a person to person social history thing than some weird BS genetic thing long ago.

urges are person to person, and gender is just a construct, 'in that right?

 

[The Lawgiver]

urges are person to person, and gender is just a construct, 'in that right?

When people act like men aren't allowed to show emotion by society it's fucking retarded and manipulative most of the time because when men come out and point out that's fucking wrong explaining their thoughts and feelings on shit they get told to shut up. Most people that preach about gender shit either treating it as an actual thing or as a "construct" only to want to enforce their shit on others. This is only one of many examples of the kind of shit I'm talking about.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Are you able to share your source? I can't find anything on this besides rumors and "my friends friend who knows someone"
I've heard some ridiculous stories. When I was taking a CPR class the instructor told us of a man that sued because his expensive shirt was damaged when someone saved his life preforming CPR. Also plenty of stories of people trying to sue because their ribs were broken. Thankfully the Good Samaritan law is a thing in most states.

No, I can't give you the source, but I can tell you that the source is literally a teacher/professional (who is also female, so probably that will work better for you) that has imparted classes on this subject for over 2 decades.

So you can't get a better example than that, and I'm also not in Burgerland.

This is a case where the "good samaritan" didn't work, and was a blatant abuse of the law. There was no material damage of any sort, no broken ribs, no nothing. The fact that some people cannot recognize this bullshit with how easy it is to make false accusations and be taken seriously, with not only no evidence, but against the evidence (that it was CPR to save her life) is un-fucking-believable.

This is one of the many reasons why modern feminism is putrid toxicity, filled with fragile & disgraceful hypocrites, because this bullshit happens in many other scenarios, and is a clear injustice by any common sense standard, but they don't care as expected.

Which was one of the points of my post, the "weird" things you could potentially be dealing with, because this society is still overwhelmingly retarded.

 

[MadStan]

Well, I finally told her how I thought.

I told her it seemed unfair, that I worked like this and took care of her every need; and that she only got attention when she wanted it and I was like an "on tap" affection machine that suited her. I told her that I had a life, and a schedule too and that her antics of staying up late and doing what she wanted when she wanted without any regard for me or if I needed more sleep was selfish.

You'd think it would elicit some kind of response but all I got was "meow". Stupid fucking cat.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Well, I finally told her how I thought.

I told her it seemed unfair, that I worked like this and took care of her every need; and that she only got attention when she wanted it and I was like an "on tap" affection machine that suited her. I told her that I had a life, and a schedule too and that her antics of staying up late and doing what she wanted when she wanted without any regard for me or if I needed more sleep was selfish.

You'd think it would elicit some kind of response but all I got was "meow". Stupid fucking cat.

I think that your cat might be a bum. My cat gives me many things like dead rats or dead bugs or dead possums.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Prostate exams.

 

[oldTireWater]

Motherfucker, you are short.

70% of men also have to deal with being short based on the reaction ratio to this post.