Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Well I can’t cry or fuck my way out of every conceivable obstacle I have to deal with.

 

[Tingle]

Being cursed every time you sit down to take a dump in a public bathroom to hear man after man walk in, take a piss, then walk right out without even touching the sink. I know it happens in women's restrooms too but it's literally all the time in men's. I don't exactly like the knowledge other people's pee pee germs are getting slathered all over everything in public.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

Being cursed every time you sit down to take a dump in a public bathroom to hear man after man walk in, take a piss, then walk right out without even touching the sink. I know it happens in women's restrooms too but it's literally all the time in men's. I don't exactly like the knowledge other people's pee pee germs are getting slathered all over everything in public.

My cock is clean and I don't piss on my hands. What's the problem?

 

[finallyfalling]

My cock is clean and I don't piss on my hands. What's the problem?

Well other people have dirty cocks and piss on their hands, and they don't wash their hands either

 

[Spud]

My cock is clean and I don't piss on my hands. What's the problem?

You haven't washed your hands before touching it thus making it dirty, don't be silly and undo the work one of the greatest innovation in medicine has achieved. Yes, more lives have been saved by good hygiene then medications. You wipe you own ass but you won't give the guy who does that the courtesy of washing his hands, pathetic.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Not knowing what to do with my time on earth. Everything becomes boring after a while.

 

[Montalbane]

The masculine urge to lead a coup d'etat.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Women sometimes ask online if a man will dry his face with the same towel he dries his dick and balls with. What, do women have a pussy towel or something? What kind of question is that?

Hahaha. Do they have a special towel they use to wipe their assholes too?

Making friends with a guy you just had a fist fight with. I wouldn't really call it something you put up with but it was an extremely common experience (especially on the school yard) and I have never seen or heard of a woman/girl doing it.

Completely normal behaviour for boys. I've been through it myself. Maybe not "friends" afterwards but certainly a mutual respect and no lingering hostility.

 

[The Ugly One]

most men who have jobs that aren't desk or retail based are in physical pain all the time because they're doing manual labor in logistics, manufacturing, construction, whatever. it sounds like they don't do anything all day when they tell you about it because your brain shuts off when you're working and you only remember the little bit of downtime you had laughing at your coworker or trying to get a minute to slack off.

women of course get sore and have to do jobs where they carry shit and walk all day too, the difference is instead of a mild nonstop work out all day with that, a man at work is essentially doing a full force nonstop workout but with the entirely wrong form and doing damage to their body all day because they're trying to get stuff done quickly, or their own way and don't pay any attention to regulations.

when they come home and complain they're sore, it's not really from lifting or carrying 200lb stuff all day, it's because they do it wrong, know they're doing it wrong but don't care. every man at any labor job knows of a "team lift" that's supposed to be anything over like 50lbs or something but knows they never do it unless they literally can't move it themselves or just need an excuse to talk with their buddy while they move or install whatever it is.

The the same need to injure yourself in order to prove you're not a pussy extends to hot sauce and alcohol as well. No, you don't understand, I like consuming things that permanently damage my esophagus.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

The implicit expectation that you must have it all figured out.
Of course, no one will outright  say that, but no one will give you a helping hand either. "Why dont men ask for help?" Its because more often then not, doing so is met with a side eyed look and or snide remark, because we aren't supposed to need help; we should already know what to do. Likewise occurs when you make a mistake; how could you make a mistake? Its like you don't know what you're doing.
Ultimately its a double edged sword; does have the positive effect of driving men to go out and fight and win for what they want and who they love, but it also produces a ton of stress, and any man who can't just figure it out or keep up will sit on the bottom wrung of things.

 

[Dufe]

If i don't read a text in 5 minutes, im "ignoring her".

 

[Jex]

Carthaginians are referred to as Africans, but they certainly weren’t black. We call them sub Saharan because the Sahara blocked the niggers from interacting with Europe as god intended. Imagine fighting a war elephant, never seeing one before in your life and all of a sudden you are thrust into a death battle against a giant demon with nothing but your meagre weapons and comrades. It must have been nice.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Sexism against men being accepted, encouraged, and taken as a joke.

With the absolute hypocrites on parts of this forum being a fraction of the putrid mass of people that further those views.

 

[radicalradishranger]

Blocking the toilet.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

• Being privileged
• Being a huge strong chonker but waste your life playing video games, cooming and eating junk food
• Never having to fear rape other than prison

Good post, but you forgot a major one, which is that men need enormous amounts of beer to catch a buzz. Like enough to float a bass boat in if you have an average tolerance. Female privilege is getting drunk off of just a six pack or whatever. You also forgot to attach the gigachad image.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

De-icing the truck at 4am so I can go for a 3 hour one way drive to earn some money, admittedly doing a job I love, while she is asleep warm in bed with our kids. Yet I am the asshole who doesn't take care of her, drinks too much, etc.

 

[Halbschwanz]

Wanting to have an arsenal of high caliber fast firing armaments, 95% of which will be ignored in favor of your everyday carry and will likely never even see use, because having big guns is fucking rad.

 

[Psyduck]

The masculine urge to insert themselves into female centered spaces hoping they'll be the center of attention because they're a man

Seriously, go into any "Ask a woman" thread in this same website and see how long you can go before you get a "As a man, here's my unsolicited opinion"

This is very feminine behavior ironically

 

[We Are The Witches]

Having in several countries male genital mutilation as something accepted, and sometimes even pushed by parents because "girls will like it" (yes, I have heard this).

I still hold that parents circumcising their baby boys need to spend a fatal time inside a full functioning oven.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

The masculine urge to insert themselves into female centered spaces hoping they'll be the center of attention because they're a man

Seriously, go into any "Ask a woman" thread in this same website and see how long you can go before you get a "As a man, here's my unsolicited opinion"

This is very feminine behavior ironically

This is a man's thread dear, for men to post in. Off you fuck back to the beauty parlour to seethe post about how you, at 275lbs, are far superior to the 300lb lolcow of the day.

Ahem. Women forcing their way into male groups, demanding they change for women to be more comfortable, forcing the men out, and expecting us to treat it as a good thing. Perfect example recently was the new story about the harpy forcing her way into the men's shed group, which was founded to provide support and companionship to lonely older men.