Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Rin]

If her mom's having her friend go out of her way to help Kayla with her damn guitar that just popped up out of nowhere when she needed an excuse to whine, sounds like she cares about supporting Kayla to me.

 

[2Spoopy]

Spoiler: some caps i don't think i saw posted

Wrong. Your parents don't have to give two shits about what you want to do for a living and don't have to give you any kind of support. When that happens you just have to fucking deal and move on and work hard to achieve it yourself. Resisting the urge to powerlevel here, goddamn.

And more on the guitar string...

She describes her brothers like someone out of one of those first person, coming of middle school age books we all read in fifth grade. I would cite examples, but it's literally that whole post. I feel like she's going to start talking about the mystery of the Spoopy house down the street.

What is it with Tumblr-trannies always begging for or saying someone else needs to pay for their food and where they live as an excuse. Every goddamn one of them. It just confuses me where they are all getting this from.

I'm wondering what getting the job house sitting has to do with starting a babysitting or pet sitting service, and why she couldn't start it before. Because any real homeowner isn't going to let some woman run a second business in their house while they're away.

And dear god I hope no one lets Ms. Pedobear Would-Fuck-a-Horse-if-One-Was-Around watch anything alone.

 

[tsu666]

There's something slightly majestic about "sad Tumblr person strings along and neglects their sadder, very earnest Tumblr-person SO" becoming a full-fledged cycle of abuse in the Springtrapp/@Stray Sheep saga. How incredibly pathetic is Kinzie's inevitable neglected "partner" going to be?

well to be honest... I'm not 100% sure Kinzie could really get another partner, it's a miracle she has one right now.

Spoiler: tw horrifying

 

[Lunete]

Brother "A" probably works and puts in effort to be good in school, athletics, and choir. Something is adult sister knows little about.

Honestly if a goddamned child has a better work ethic than you then you need to reevaluate your life.

 

[DogTelephone]

God the way Kayla talks about her brothers makes me depressed. Like, your little brother has an actual diagnosed LD, and you go and you talk badly about him so you look better in comparison to your online friends? That's not cool.
Not only that... He has a brain tumor. AND SHE STILL COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW CRAPPY HER SITUATION IS! How about you take a page out of your parents book and encourage the shit out of that kid. HE deserves it! So what if he doesn't like practice! No child does! Practice is boring! That's kids for you, they don't seem to notice they're working for their goal.
Oh yeah! I totally forgot, Kayla is jealous of her 7 year old brother! For getting lessons! Her 7 year old brother with autism and a brain tumor! She dislikes him because he shows that and is a kid and acts like it!
Kayla is making it REALLY hard to like her!

 

[Lurkingjay]

well to be honest... I'm not 100% sure Kinzie could really get another partner, it's a miracle she has one right now.

These are sad Internet nerds, though, and hideous sad nerds have been type-fucking each other as long as the Internet has existed. If anything's going to keep Kinzie from picking up new partners, it's not going to be her appearance, it's going to be her lack of fashionable kintypes or otherwise being low on the terrible-nerd totem pole.

 

[Red_Rager]

I wonder if there is a way we can get the CEO to toss Catbert at her while he is at it
http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-06-02

We have a traitor in our midst

Time to purge the heretic

Bwahaha, only she can save herself. Here is some more helpful advice that she will ignore.

You fight the bad SEO optimization of yourself with the SEO of the persona you want to present of yourself

How to fix your google search
Step 1: Self-reflection following my prescribed advice earlier in this thread
Step 2: Delete Tumblr and all current online accounts
Step 3: Wait for the heat to die down. Keep a low online profile for a month or two. This will also allow time for further self-reflection and getting your shit together.
Step 4: Take this opportunity to create explainations of your prior behavior. Essentially you want to own up to your fuckup and want to start a new leaf, but you don't want to over-explain things and dig yourself deeper. Have a few short explanations (not excuses) in hand but play it down.
Step 5: Create a series of accounts devoted to presenting yourself professionally
Step 6: Take a picture of yourself as a professional, take this as an opportunity to get a makeover.
Here is some inspiration for a starting point www.latest-hairstyles.com/trends/professional-hairstyles.html
Step 7: Write articles showcasing your knowledge of your dicipline/hobby.
Step 8: Pursue your career/trade. You should be doing this anyways, but better now then never.

Own up to your fuckup and play your youthful indiscretion card/I am only human. If you are under the age of 21 you will have an easier time with this. The important thing is to clear your name and don't make any excuses for it. Have patience. Your SEO will not improve overnight, presenting a new image will take time and effort.

DON'T
- Continue what you are doing
- Over-react
- Be surprised people will bring up your past.
- Be surprised that people like us start noting your behavior.
- Take the bait.

DO
- Step away from the computer if you are getting overemotional
- Stay away from Tumblr or if you must stay away from your former community.
- Cut off toxic influences
- Learn to use the block/ignore feature
- Adjust the privacy settings of your online accounts.
- PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE

Remember
- Only you can save yourself
- Never post anything online that you wouldn't want attributed to you on the evening news. (It is safer to assume you will be doxxed.)

I know this is going to be ignored like the rest of my advice. However if this could help at least one person then typing this out is worth it. I need to make an infographic of this shit.

 

[seagull]

If playing the guitar is so important to Kayla, how does she not know how to replace a string? Also, does she not understand how to tune a guitar? If she was checking that it was coming into tune as she went, she wouldn't have wound it too tight.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Kayla hasn't touched that guitar in ages and it's now completely out of tune. She probably only remembered it when she was thinking up more ways to whine about how her parents don't cater to her every whim.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I'm pretty sure these guys don't believe any source of information that isn't an emotional Tumblr post

(off-topic, but my favourite example of this is the post going around saying snuggies were invented for wheelchair users, so making fun of them is ableist. the slanket was made before the snuggie and is the exact same thing; it was made by a guy in college who didn't want to get up from under his blanket to reach his drink.)

 

[nice time]

I'm pretty sure these guys don't believe any source of information that isn't an emotional Tumblr post

(off-topic, but my favourite example of this is the post going around saying snuggies were invented for wheelchair users, so making fun of them is ableist. the slanket was made before the snuggie and is the exact same thing; it was made by a guy in college who didn't want to get up from under his blanket to reach his drink.)

Autism IS more common in boys, that part is true, but I doubt any decent psychiatrist would deny a diagnosis based on someone's gender? That's ridiculous.

 

[Golly]

Autism IS more common in boys, that part is true, but I doubt any decent psychiatrist would deny a diagnosis based on someone's gender? That's ridiculous.

I have heard of some instances of women getting their diagnoses much later in life due to the fact that 30-40 years ago, doctors were less aware of how autism behaves in girls (girls with mild autism generally end up learning to emulate their peers due to wanting to blend in more, or something, so it was harder to catch). This shouldn't be happening nowadays, though.

 

[Overchek]

I am mad.

Of course she tries to deflect. This burns my ass.

Spoiler: POWER LEVEL RISING

I have family who have been afflicted by (and beaten back) cancerous tumors. I have seen them in the hospital, looking like death itself. Forgive me if I'm more than a little pissed off at this child's whining.

EDIT: I think I hit a nerve.

Good.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Ninja'd by @Overchek's caps. Gotta admit I'm not sure what you were referring to in your anon ask, but I'm surprised (not really) she went on to say she loves her brothers and doesn't resent them. That's...what she did all day.

 

[Overchek]

Ninja'd by @Overchek's caps. Gotta admit I'm not sure what you were referring to in your anon ask, but I'm surprised (not really) she went on to say she loves her brothers and doesn't resent them. That's...what she did all day.

It was specifically the brother she refers to as "W", whom she said suffers from a chronic brain tumor which causes behavioral and emotional issues. This brother is the one whom she referred to as "bratty" and who "cries all the time." No shit.

 

[Totenkopf]

I literally have no idea how she managed to twist this around into blaming her parents again, but it's not helping.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

@Overchek , you have a fan

Edit
AMAZING

Watch as Kayla ignores this comment, which shits on the SAME LOGIC Kayla used earlier to defend Greasetrap's abuse (blaming it on 'mental illness'), and calls her brother an asshole. Beautiful

 

[sugoi-chan]

@Overchek , you have a fan

Her system page:

A greek god, the character from Katamari Damacy, and the Penguin from batman.

 

[Overchek]

Fuck these fucking hugbox fucks.

They can fuck back off on the fuck they fucked in on.

 

[fishercat]

Tumblr is like a giant soap opera. You want to change the channel and see what else is on, but at the same time the drama is so incredible and the acting is so cheesy you just gotta stay and see how it ends.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Be careful what you wish for, disassociativecobblepot. If you get too involved with Kayla's drama like Kayla did with Springtrapp, you may end up with a Kiwi Farms thread yourself!