Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Bluebersaur]

On a similar note, I was unaware that being "mutuals" of anyone was some deep social pact based on trust and understanding. Has this always been tumblr etiquette? I always assumed that following a tumblr was noncommittal, like when you follow a Pinterest, it just shows that you know that person or enjoy their posts. If they follow you back, well, isn't that nice. Friendships can of course, form from there, but I didn't think it was a requirement. I could very well just be ignorant of tumblr, though, as I've never been able to get into it.

I don't believe in the whole "mutuals" thing. Like you said, friendships can happen, as I've made a few genuine friends through Tumblr (it is a rather big toxic pit of chaos but there are good people floating among the drama bullshit constantly flung around) but I don't expect anybody who follows me to interact with me at all or stick around if I do something they don't like. Half of the people who follow me are people I follow, and we just quietly like and reblog from each other and that's it.

The idea that your followers must interact with you and must bend to your whim is a load of crock. Only attention whoring buggards set up those sort of rules, which anybody can easily disregard whether or not they follow the exceptional individual in question.

It's not a commitment and it doesn't signify some sudden deep friendship just because you clicked a button to see what somebody posts about on a website. Anybody who thinks that is a nutter. Of course Tumblr is full of nutters so you will see that a lot and it's absolutely stupid imo

 

[lolwut]

The whole 'mutuals' thing stems from the fact that, for Tumblrtots like Kayla, Tumblr is about as close to real life as they're willing to get. Tumblr is their reality, and anything that isn't able to be expressed through its GUI just isn't real to them.

Honestly, if there was any proof to OPL's claim that the internet makes you autistic, it would be Tumblr. (Just don't tell any Tumblrinas I said that; it's what they want.)

 

[Totenkopf]

Kayla is a crazy person, in case you forgot.

Spoiler

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Kayla is a crazy person, in case you forgot.

Spoiler

I didn't realize that kayla is deitykin (with the flesh vessel thing)
Is being deitykin the same as being an avatar

 

[Bluebersaur]

Kayla is a crazy person, in case you forgot.

Spoiler

Once again, her pronoun shit makes no sense and proves she's a fucking moron.

I can understand people going "I am a spirit inside a fleshy body" like alright, people believe in spirits, I can get that. But she is no god/goddess/deity of any form. She's just another Tumblrite looking to make herself feel good because her real life is as boring as dry paint on a wall.

Also her constant neediness for attention is hilarious. Like if you can't function without asspats you're a fucking disgrace. Go outside and make friends you cretin. Oh wait, she can't because she's decided getting Ronald McDonald hair and gearing out in fandom shit is the best way to attract persons to converse with when in reality if repels them like fucking bugspray but for humans. Not to mention if her hygiene is as shit as her cleaning abilities around the house she probably reeks of godknowswhat.

 

[Red_Rager]

Once again, her pronoun shit makes no sense and proves she's a fucking moron.

I can understand people going "I am a spirit inside a fleshy body" like alright, people believe in spirits, I can get that. But she is no god/goddess/deity of any form. She's just another Tumblrite looking to make herself feel good because her real life is as boring as dry paint on a wall.

Also her constant neediness for attention is hilarious. Like if you can't function without asspats you're a fucking disgrace. Go outside and make friends you cretin. Oh wait, she can't because she's decided getting Ronald McDonald hair and gearing out in fandom shit is the best way to attract persons to converse with when in reality if repels them like fucking bugspray but for humans. Not to mention if her hygiene is as shit as her cleaning abilities around the house she probably reeks of godknowswhat.

Her constant need for attention and praise is what probably drives people away from her.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Her constant need for attention and praise is what probably drives people away from her.

No doubt about it. If she presents herself the same way in person as she does online it's no wonder everyone has scattered away from her. She's needy, whiny, and clingy as hell and very, very few people want to deal with a person like that.

 

[Lady Houligan]

No doubt about it. If she presents herself the same way in person as she does online it's no wonder everyone has scattered away from her. She's needy, whiny, and clingy as hell and very, very few people want to deal with a person like that.

Provided she even tries to interact with people. I'd bet she's the type to spend all her time in public with her earbuds stuffed as deep as they can get, volume on max, and doesn't look up from her phone.

 

[lolwut]

Her constant need for attention and praise is what probably drives people away from her.

Not all of them; we're not going anywhere.

 

[Totenkopf]

Reasons nobody wants to be friends with Kayla

1. If you don't agree with everything she says, enable her unhealthy attention-seeking behaviors, and kiss her ass constantly, she labels you 'ableist' and a bad person.

2. If you use the words 'dumb' or 'stupid' (two incredibly inoffensive and very very common words everybody uses), she labels you 'ableist' and a bad person.

3. If you try to give her gentle advice or words of wisdom (instead of just unwarranted praise) she labels you 'ableist' and a bad person.

And so on and so on...

 

[Bluebersaur]

Provided she even tries to interact with people. I'd bet she's the type to spend all her time in public with her earbuds stuffed as deep as they can get, volume on max, and doesn't look up from her phone.

It really seems like the only time she leaves her room is when she goes to work or is "forced" to clean some part of the house, so that would whittle down her social interaction to just dealing with customers if she works at the front. But I do agree with you; in a social setting outside of a workplace, I believe she would do just that, come home, and bitch about how nobody approached her to try and befriend her when she was just ohso inviting and happy looking.

 

[LordGoomy]

Spoiler: caps

 

[Derbydollar]

What is Kayla even saying here? Her summary is a complete non-sequitur...
By the way, thanks for the continuous caps @LordGoomy

 

[Bluebersaur]

I wonder where her little ego comes from. She's really nothing special. No notable talents or skills aside from being a lonely Tumblrite begging for attention.

Still laughing when she whines about not getting new followers. It's because you're a piece of shit person, Kayla; anybody with a brain who glances over your blog knows to get the fuck outta dodge. Unless they're eyeballing you for amusement, which is really all you're good for at this point.

And no, mocking somebody's hair color doesn't make you racist, regardless of what that individual's skin color happens to be. You're just another human with stupid hair that you just cannot pull off the look of.

EDIT: Fixing grammar.

 

[Erica]

So she doesn't want people to use "she" because they would assume she is a girl even though she is genderless, but she doesn't want people to use "they" because they would assume she is genderless when she identifies as genderless.

Yup.

 

[lolwut]

"...some mayo cracker with flat ass hair..."

Nice racism there, Kayla. (Makes a mental note to observe her hypocrisy and reaction to being called a "white-passing, spoiled nigger" next time she shows up here.)

 

[Guzzlord]

On a similar note, I was unaware that being "mutuals" of anyone was some deep social pact based on trust and understanding. Has this always been tumblr etiquette? I always assumed that following a tumblr was noncommittal, like when you follow a Pinterest, it just shows that you know that person or enjoy their posts. If they follow you back, well, isn't that nice. Friendships can of course, form from there, but I didn't think it was a requirement. I could very well just be ignorant of tumblr, though, as I've never been able to get into it.

Yeah, the mutuals thing truly makes no sense.
While its true that you kinda build up a little bond to your longterm mutuals (definitely not a friendship tho) its pretty stupid to grant them super special pronoun privileges,
especially since that "only mutuals can refer me with whatever pronoun they like" makes no sense. Youre either uncomfortable with Pronoun x or comfortable with it, theres no in between. I dont understand that pronoun business on tumblr anyway.

in the end i think her polices are probably just another attempt to underline how special she is

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Maybe she doesn't understand that that only her mutuals would care enough to refer to her by her preferred pronouns

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I wonder where her little ego comes from. She's really nothing special. No notable talents or skills aside from being a lonely Tumblrite begging for attention.

Personally, I'd say it's because of that rather than actually having any sort of status. She's probably so desperate to be a speshul snowflake and insecure over the fact that she's not that she's built up this egotistical attitude to shield herself from the "unpleasant" reality that she's no different from anyone else.

 

[Gentleburd]

...Ghirahim isn't gay, you fetishizing freak. He's a sword. Look at him, his leotard shows he doesn't even have a dick. If you aren't male, and don't love men, you can't be gay. Ghirahim is neither of those. He's a tool. Literally and figuratively. (Teleporting bastard.)

Also, girl needs to chill with the promos and 'like me's. Her friends are only going to tolerate so much of that. Keep at it, and they'll start leaving.

Now that I think about it, she might have finally picked a character that fits her personality. Annoying, persistent, flamboyant, and a massive drama queen. She is Ghirahim-kin!