Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[DirtbagDeluxe]

There's another post about how she makes $300 a month (pretty sure her last claim was $1000 a month), but it's way too long for me to cap properly on mobile.

Instead I have:

Yes, Kayla. That is definitely why you can't make friends. Nothing to do with you.

 

[AnOminous]

Tips for walking TWENTY WHOLE FEET carrying SCALDING HOT CHEESESTEAK THAT COULD LITERALLY BURN HER TO DEATH.

Oh. I thought it was one of those virtual tip jars some spastics have on their blogs.

As for the actual tip jar kind of tip jars, those are for people who aren't entitled to tips anyway.

 

[Funnybone]

There's another post about how she makes $300 a month (pretty sure her last claim was $1000 a month), but it's way too long for me to cap properly on mobile.

Instead I have:

Yes, Kayla. That is definitely why you can't make friends. Nothing to do with you.

Fandom shirts can be a conversation piece, and easily can lure potential nerd friends in a heartbeat (especially in college)
Somehow she's fucking even that up-- wow now I'm curious as to how obnoxious she sounds in real life.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Fandom shirts can be a conversation piece, and easily can lure potential nerd friends in a heartbeat (especially in college)
Somehow she's fucking even that up-- wow now I'm curious as to how obnoxious she sounds in real life.

I feel like she must behave in an undesirable manner that puts people off and prevents them from approaching her. Or, she must have some sort of look to her that keeps people from wanting to strike up a conversation (if you appear even remotely unfriendly people are very likely to avoid you even if you're decked out in gear from their favorite video game/TV series/etc.)

Honestly I'm not sure how much merchandise she's wearing when she's out-and-about and if it's from multiple things she enjoys, but I've found just wearing a t-shirt and having a keychain or two from the same game/show (like how I have a Poke'mon t-shirt and some keychains I wear on occasion) is enough to get the attention of fellow fans and start conversations. Sometimes too much gear can put people off, especially if they're more casual fans and you make yourself look like a hardcore obsessive freak.

 

[Funnybone]

I feel like she must behave in an undesirable manner that puts people off and prevents them from approaching her. Or, she must have some sort of look to her that keeps people from wanting to strike up a conversation (if you appear even remotely unfriendly people are very likely to avoid you even if you're decked out in gear from their favorite video game/TV series/etc.)

Honestly I'm not sure how much merchandise she's wearing when she's out-and-about and if it's from multiple things she enjoys, but I've found just wearing a t-shirt and having a keychain or two from the same game/show (like how I have a Poke'mon t-shirt and some keychains I wear on occasion) is enough to get the attention of fellow fans and start conversations. Sometimes too much gear can put people off, especially if they're more casual fans and you make yourself look like a hardcore obsessive freak.

I take back what I said. That's very true- I think my eyes skimmed over 'a lot' in that sentence, I just read fandom merch. Now I see she's talking about a whole wardrobe of shit.
I haven't SUPER nerded out in a while so I usually only wear a t-shirt of something I like (also merch is EXPENSIVE)
I'll sound like an asshole right now, but I do avoid those with a shit ton of merch on them- I remember when I DID use to approach those types they would always try to one up you in their obsessiveness and those can be the most obnoxious conversations ever.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I take back what I said. That's very true- I think my eyes skimmed over 'a lot' in that sentence, I just read fandom merch. Now I see she's talking about a whole wardrobe of shit.
I haven't SUPER nerded out in a while so I usually only wear a t-shirt of something I like (also merch is EXPENSIVE)
I'll sound like an asshole right now, but I do avoid those with a shit ton of merch on them- I remember when I DID use to approach those types they would always try to one up you in their obsessiveness and those can be the most obnoxious conversations ever.

I agree, though I have the feeling that her punk Ronald McDonald hairstyle and vaguely aggressive expression she seems to sport all the time aren't exactly making people come running from every direction to say "hey, how are you doing?".

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Kayla never cleaned her carpet...

The roses that are red,
are being sold at the local market.

Kayla get your ass outta bed,
and clean your fucking carpet.



(If anyone else wants to do this, feel free to do so)

 

[Funnybone]

I agree, though I have the feeling that her punk Ronald McDonald hairstyle and vaguely aggressive expression she seems to sport all the time aren't exactly making people come running from every direction.

That's also true. She has that "I automatically hate everyone around me" scowl to her face that would make anyone uncomfortable. Unusual hair colors can look cool, but she does not pull it off all.
I remember reading a bit back that she corrects those who use different pronouns on her? That would be throw off a stranger right away too-- depending on how she aggressive she sounds while doing it.

 

[chimpburgers]

Even with all the maximum amount of tips she could possibly get, one fact remains.

The room will never be cleaned completely.

Kayla, you're a guvking moron. The end.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Even with all the maximum amount of tips she could possibly get, one fact remains.

The room will never be cleaned completely.

Kayla, you're a guvking moron. The end.

'Cause I'm a hoarder
In my cluttered room I hide
one day They'll find me
buried alive
buried alive

 

[Johnny Bravo]

There's another post about how she makes $300 a month (pretty sure her last claim was $1000 a month), but it's way too long for me to cap properly on mobile.

Instead I have:

Yes, Kayla. That is definitely why you can't make friends. Nothing to do with you.

Not that it's helping. If I see someone wearing a shirt with something I like on it I might go up and talk to them depending on the circumstances, but if said person is wearing a t-shirt, buttons, and other accessories all from the same fandom I would actively avoid eye contact with them. The only exception is if I'm at a con where that sort of thing is normal.

It also depends on what fandom you're representing. Hate to say it, but a dude wearing a Dr. Who shirt is probably going to have more casual conversations about it than a dude wearing MLP merch. Not that you should be ashamed of liking MLP. Some of you may disagree with me on that note, but personally IDGAF what media you prefer to consume as long as you're not using your fandom to be an attention whore. But if you're looking to meet people you have to be socially aware enough to know what kind of signals you're sending.

 

[LordCustos3]

I feel like she must behave in an undesirable manner that puts people off and prevents them from approaching her. Or, she must have some sort of look to her that keeps people from wanting to strike up a conversation (if you appear even remotely unfriendly people are very likely to avoid you even if you're decked out in gear from their favorite video game/TV series/etc.)

If the hygiene of her body is as bad as the cleanliness of her room, then we might have a Sick Nick's Butt/OPL's Taint/PixyTeri's Everything kinda funk oozing out of her. If so, That would explain why no-one wants to approach her: she emits a force field made of Stanky Funk.

 

[Funnybone]

Also wearing nerd shit can also alienate potential friends who aren't complete nerds (just because they might not know what to say to you if you're wearing nerd shit) and guess what? Nerds CAN be friends with non-nerds, and it's actually really healthy to broaden your spectrum of friends rather than just judge them based on what geeky thing they may or may not like.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Not that it's helping. If I see someone wearing a shirt with something I like on it I might go up and talk to them depending on the circumstances, but if said person is wearing a t-shirt, buttons, and other accessories all from the same fandom I would actively avoid eye contact with them. The only exception is if I'm at a con where that sort of thing is normal.

It also depends on what fandom you're representing. Hate to say it, but a dude wearing a Dr. Who shirt is probably going to have more casual conversations about it than a dude wearing MLP merch. Not that you should be ashamed of liking MLP. Some of you may disagree with me on that note, but personally IDGAF what media you prefer to consume as long as you're not using your fandom to be an attention whore. But if you're looking to meet people you have to be socially aware enough to know what kind of signals you're sending.

To kind of throw my hat into the ring as far as Kayla's question goes, I wear a T-shirt from a series I like sometimes, some days I just throw on a boring blank T-Shirt, you don't have to deck yourself out in full fandom regalia to get people to like you and I think Kayla shouldn't be doing that to get people to like her, because it clearly isn't working.

EDIT: I just remembered this and I feel it's relevant to this post. I liked to have interesting watches, mostly open-face watches that you can see the gears working inside of, and when I was in college, I got more conversations started with a single one of those watches than ALL of my fandom shirts combined.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Also wearing nerd shit can also alienate potential friends who aren't complete nerds (just because they might not know what to say to you if you're wearing nerd shit) and guess what? Nerds CAN be friends with non-nerds, and it's actually really healthy to broaden your spectrum of friends rather than just judge them based on what geeky thing they may or may not like.

I think Kayla would just assume that person is being a bully.

Hell, it can be alienating even to other nerds. Nerds don't all like the same things.

 

[Funnybone]

I think Kayla would just assume that person is being a bully.

Hell, it can be alienating even to other nerds. Nerds don't all like the same things.

Yeah it's a really childish mentality that super-fans have "Oh this person doesn't like ANIME or VIDEOGAMES?? they must be lesser than me and bullies"
That's super true about the other nerds! If you're willing to wear enough of something(and every single fandom has a shit side)it would be easy to assume they're obnoxious about something that would bug someone else or that they're from that shit side of the fandom and you want to stay clear.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Yeah it's a really childish mentality that super-fans have "Oh this person doesn't like ANIME or VIDEOGAMES?? they must be lesser than me and bullies"
That's super true about the other nerds! If you're willing to wear enough of something(and every single fandom has a shit side)it would be easy to assume they're obnoxious about something that would bug someone else or that they're from that shit side of the fandom and you want to stay clear.

I know I ran into a few of those people in college. *shudders* but that's another story for another time, I do get the feeling that Kayla is one of those people IRL though.

 

[Funnybone]

I know I ran into a few of those people in college. *shudders*

Yeaaah, me too. ((it's amazing how some will try to talk about the porn side/what turns them on in that fandom as soon as possible. In a serious manner too.))

yeah kayla, lay off flagging nerd shit all over yourself for a bit. I mean, it MAY or may not help-- but you might be a pill to talk to in the real world no matter what you do and you should probably work on that first

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Yeah it's a really childish mentality that super-fans have "Oh this person doesn't like ANIME or VIDEOGAMES?? they must be lesser than me and bullies"
That's super true about the other nerds! If you're willing to wear enough of something(and every single fandom has a shit side)it would be easy to assume they're obnoxious about something that would bug someone else or that they're from that shit side of the fandom and you want to stay clear.

And nerds know what fandoms have shitty reputations because we gossip about that shit like teenage girls.

In general I think Kayla would have better luck making friends if she avoided brand names and franchises all together. Again, it really depends on context.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Yeaaah, me too. ((it's amazing how some will try to talk about the porn side/what turns them on in that fandom as soon as possible. In a serious manner too.))

yeah kayla, lay off flagging nerd shit all over yourself for a bit. I mean, it MAY or may not help-- but you might be a pill to talk to in the real world no matter what you do and you should probably work on that first

I should tell some of my stories in the appropriate threads someday, but this thread is about Kayla. When you're all decked up in merch, you're trying to make a statement too hard usually, you narrow how approachable you are, and some people, people who you might have thought were really cool even if they didn't like that thing you like, will decide to pass you over to talk to someone more relatable than you appear to be.