Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Hawker Hurricane]

Good lord she should be kin to spambots with how much she posts nonsensical garbage.

Stop trying to reach Twitter post limit and go scrub your carpets already.

We need to send in RoboCopDog to take down The Sperginator.

 

[Funnybone]

"they don't like the way i cleaned??"
there's really no ART to cleaning-- especially in the food industry. You need to use a special mix of chemicals to sterilize EVERYTHING. It's really not that hard.
Or maybe she just didn't clean at all
... ew.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I had to undo my rating 4 times because I agree with that statement fivefold, don't talk shit about previous employers because your future employment is literally in their hands.

I don't see how accusing her old manager of stealing her wallet could possibly be a bad idea

 

[LordCustos3]

A site more suited for her short bursts of updates at least. Wonder if she's still poking her head in here and is going to start whining about us through her Twitter because we're "stalking" her over there now.

EDIT:
Fixed because I didn't complete my entire thought because I'm a dumb-butt.

Used up all 140 characters?

Jesus Christ Kayla, I think you're a posting robot or something.
You're like the terminator, but with shitposting on Social Media instead of Killing.

Behold, my prophesy came true, because no-one heeded the warning

Spoiler: The Warning No-One Heeded Last Time

"Listen, and understand! That Confabulator is out there! It can't be 'asked'. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel shame, or remorse, or self-awareness. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you give it asspats."

 

[nice time]

Guess who!
https://twitter.com/Kinzie_Kensing

 

[ViolentGiant]

 

[Bluebersaur]

In lack of a horrifying rating

 

[Lady Houligan]

There's another post about how she makes $300 a month (pretty sure her last claim was $1000 a month), but it's way too long for me to cap properly on mobile.

Instead I have:

Yes, Kayla. That is definitely why you can't make friends. Nothing to do with you.

...all I can picture is that one kid from middle school who always had like 97 keychains on their backpack and you could hear them coming from three classrooms away.

Real talk though: Anyone I've met in my capacity as a teacher, a comic book store employee, and a general con goer, who is LADEN with fandom gear is usually the biggest sperg in the room and you should avoid them at all cost before you get sucked into a conversation solely for making eye contact, if even that. Some antisocial dumbfuck legit just started touching my son while we were riding an escalator at Anime Boston because Baby Bear was wearing his Batman tee shirt and the sperg LOVES DC OKAY IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE BABIES IN DC GEAR and my husband swears up and down that he watched me immediately plan that man's death out within seconds of the event starting. (I very politely told him that was great but do not touch my kid and then he tried to act all normal and make it about my son's eczema instead. The top of that escalator did not happen soon enough.)

 

[nice time]

 

[Lady Houligan]

Oh God, Pixyteri budded and created another copy of herself...

 

[Funnybone]

damn you kinzie
you made me spend $20 for an absolutely necessary horrifying rating
I AM NOT GUVKING HAPPY ABOUT THIS

 

[LordCustos3]

"man i wanna do the thing with someone wow"

The Geneva Conventions forbids you doing THAT THING to anyone ever again, Kinzie.

Kinzie Kensington @Kinzie_Kensing · 21m 21 minutes ago
i wish there was place that sold plus sized lolita fashion

Oh forfucksake.
They don't make plus-size lolita fashion for the same reason nobody makes dehydrated water, cruelty-free torture impliments or fat-free lard. Its called The Law of Non-Contradiction. It states that something cannot be its own opposite.
If you NEED plus-sized anything you are too burly/husky/big-boned to be a Kawaii Lolita.
Get it through your guvking melon: You are NOT Kawaii. You are 350lbs away from being within 120lbs of being Kawaii.
You are never were, aren't now and never shall be a Lolita; because being a Lolita requires being small and cute. You are neither small nor cute.
Observe:

Notice how she has only one chin? Notice how her neck is narrower than her head? Notice how she doesn't look like and overfed Thumb? Notice how she doesn't have a sheen of KFC grease and failure?
This is what you DON'T look like, Kenzie.
Snap the guvk out of your fantasy world.

EDIT:

"this site is so streamlined towards shitposting"

Okay....okay...I'll admit that was actually pithy and factual and semi-profound. Such a shame I had to wade through half a page of incoherent brain-diarrhea to get to that tweet.

EDIT 2:

"im almost 18 *stares off into the distance*"

Are you shitting me?
I thought she was in her mid 30s. Some of those pics are sooooo unflattering; like she's halfway to being Borblax's age.

 

[Eponine]

...
Who wants to break it to her?

 

[Funnybone]

...
Who want to break it to her?

great

adjective \ˈgrāt, Southern also ˈgre(ə)t\
Definition of GREAT
1
a : notably large in size : huge

b : of a kind characterized by relative largeness —used in plant and animal names

2
a : large in number or measure : numerous <great multitudes>

I dunno I think she's right

 

[LordCustos3]

...
Who want to break it to her?

>"Who want to break it to her?"
That she has enough butt to share with seven people?


Is her habit of ending every sentence with "tbh" her anime-character equivalent of ending every sentence with "nyon!" or "uguu!"?

"I'm a pretty pretty princess TBHhhhhhh!"
"I wanna be Twist Barbie TBHhhhhhh!"
"I really like choco ices TBHhhhhhh!"
"I like public bath TBHhhhhhhh!"
"I wanna bang somebody TBHhhhhhh!"

 

[stress sighs]

So you are telling me, that Kayla Marie Waller of Katy, Texas(TX), is not averse to talking shit about her past employers on her public twitter account, @page_ofdoom? That Kayla Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) was fired because her manager didn't like the way she cleaned? Or possibly more accurately, that Kayla Marie Waller of Katy, Texas(TX) was fired because she doesn't clean at all?

Clean your guvking room.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Spoiler: Sperginator 2: #Judge ment Day

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

lol k

"Best at cleaning" my fat spicy ass.

Jesus Christ Kayla, I think you're a posting robot or something.

Spoiler: Another Cap

You're like the terminator, but with shitposting on Social Media instead of Killing.

Wait, wait, is she talking about us? Because I wish I had $200 to blow in half an hour.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the fucking phone. I thought she was thirty.

 

[Funnybone]

Spoiler: Sperginator 2: #Judge ment Day

why did my brain immediately go to "she violated that poor alien blowup doll"

 

[nice time]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the fucking phone. I thought she was thirty.

...
So Catherine, a 19 year old, is dating a 17 year old? No wonder she defends Springs so much.