Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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remember when Kayla burst in and scoffed at us for laughing at her art because it was old and not a reflection of her current level of skill?

I tend to try and not to rip on people for their artistic skills or lack thereof, but this just makes me cackle into the distance.

She has not improved and I'm in stitches. This is just as bad as her old shit.
 
Wtf is a size 56?? That doesn't EXIST. It shouldn 't exist at least from how I understand international sizing works. Even then, a US size 56 would mean *does the math* she would be a 20XL in US sizes?? Can someone provide some context for me because I'm obviously overthinking this XD
Yes and no, you are overthinking it a bit, but a long time ago, they used to have number sizes that went that high. My joke hints at "old size measuring system.
Have you ever heard the Fat Man's Prayer by Victor Buono?
His joke also alludes to the "old size measuring system"

Victor Buono said:
Fat Man's Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riot
incited by my wicked diet.
"We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!
and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can.

I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!
But at my present weight, I'll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall
into the clutches of cholesterol.

May my flesh with carrot-curls be sated,
that my soul may be polyunsaturated
And show me the light, that I may bear witness
to the President's Council on Physical Fitness.

And at oleomargarine I'll never mutter,
for the road to Hell is spread with butter.
And cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
and Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Mephistopheles lurks in provolone;
the Devil is in each slice of baloney,
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
and Lucifer is a lollipop.

Give me this day my daily slice
but, cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees,
deliver me from jujubees.

And when my days of trial are done,
and my war with malted milk is won,
Let me stand with the Saints in Heaven
In a shining robe--size 37.

I can do it Lord, If You'll show to me,
the virtues of lettuce and celery.
If You'll teach me the evil of mayonnaise,
of pasta a la Milannaise
potatoes a la Lyonnaise
and crisp-fried chicken from the South.

Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

I think that drawing of Catherine was done by modernciel.

Do we have any proof that modernciel isn't another one of Kayla's alters/personas/sockpuppets?
 
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remember when Kayla burst in and scoffed at us for laughing at her art because it was old and not a reflection of her current level of skill?

Here Kayla bickers with an anon, in the process confirming she never does anything and nothing interesting ever happens to her in real life:

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Does she not draw much? Does she do ANYTHING constructive?

At this rate, I think I would prefer if she was wasting all this money on LEGO, because at least you can build shit with LEGO.
 
I'm very glad that potential employers are being given the opportunity to know the truth about the sordid history of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX). I for one would find it very regrettable if anyone else were to hire Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) without a full understanding of the way Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) behaves when Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) thinks she isn't being monitored. Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has, after all, openly claimed to be severely mentally ill, admitted to illegal pedophilic activities, and lied about being a veteran of the United States Navy.

In fact, it might be of great interest to potential employers of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has been claiming to be a US Navy veteran, despite the fact that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) failed basic training after only two weeks for unspecified mental health reasons. Although Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has been known to lie, and is in fact a compulsive liar, it is likely that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is telling the truth in this instance. However, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) only told the truth after a great deal of social pressure was applied; before this, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) pretended to be a full-fledged Navy veteran in order to get online attention, social credibility, and possibly money, depending on whether Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has any hidden fundraising webpages.

Simply put, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is an attention whore whose time is spent less on her work and more on the social networking site known as tumblr. Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) will not even clean her room without arguing with her parents. I would be shocked if a potential employer would want to hire Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) after hearing a piece of information like that, as it shows that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is extremely lazy, childish, and shirks work at every opportunity.

One might think that we at Kiwi Farms are intentionally trying to ruin the employment potential of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX). This is not true. We at Kiwi Farms are merely attempting to educate potential employers of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) about the financial and litigious risks that come with hiring Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX). You see, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is, as shown above, a lazy worker--in fact, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is so lazy that she uses tumblr during her shifts--as well as a person who soaks up negative attention. The mother of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) said that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) thrives on negative attention. Hiring Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) would be inviting a lawsuit, because Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) would most likely use her position as an employee to draw negative attention to herself. Let's face it, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is simply not worth hiring if you wish to keep your business up and running.
 
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Trying to read this legitimately gave me a headache.
I do find it funny that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) appears to have a difficult time figuring out what Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) thinks about the whole "system" shit. Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) appears to revise her answer a lot, and most of it seems made up on the fly. I imagine Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) has a tough time keeping all this shit straight.
 
I'm very glad that potential employers are being given the opportunity to know the truth about the sordid history of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX). I for one would find it very regrettable if anyone else were to hire Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) without a full understanding of the way Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) behaves when Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) thinks she isn't being monitored. Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has, after all, openly claimed to be severely mentally ill, admitted to illegal pedophilic activities, and lied about being a veteran of the United States Navy.

In fact, it might be of great interest to potential employers of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has been claiming to be a US Navy veteran, despite the fact that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) failed basic training after only two weeks for unspecified mental health reasons. Although Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has been known to lie, and is in fact a compulsive liar, it is likely that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is telling the truth in this instance. However, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) only told the truth after a great deal of social pressure was applied; before this, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) pretended to be a full-fledged Navy veteran in order to get online attention, social credibility, and possibly money, depending on whether Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) has any hidden fundraising webpages.

Simply put, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is an attention whore whose time is spent less on her work and more on the social networking site known as tumblr. Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) will not even clean her room without arguing with her parents. I would be shocked if a potential employer would want to hire Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) after hearing a piece of information like that, as it shows that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is extremely lazy, childish, and shirks work at every opportunity.

One might think that we at Kiwi Farms are intentionally trying to ruin the employment potential of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX). This is not true. We at Kiwi Farms are merely attempting to educate potential employers of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) about the financial and litigious risks that come with hiring Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX). You see, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is, as shown above, a lazy worker--in fact, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is so lazy that she uses tumblr during her shifts--as well as a person who soaks up negative attention. The mother of Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) said that Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) thrives on negative attention. Hiring Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) would be inviting a lawsuit, because Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) would most likely use her position as an employee to draw negative attention to herself. Let's face it, Kayla Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and also works/has worked at Wendy's and one philly cheesesteak restaurant of Katy, Texas (TX) is simply not worth hiring if you wish to keep your business up and running.

Wait...wait...what is that girls name again? I keep forgetting.
 
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