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I gave up trying to follow striker when his last thread spun wildly out of control, but did he end up making and more videos of him playing a conch shell? That was basically the high point of his lolcow career.
 
I'm still amazed Shaner's thread managed to get locked while this one didn't. Or at least I was until this one managed to get locked too, temporarily. This guy is dumber than a goldfish.
 
Forever Sunrise said:
Is he actually retarded (as in, possesses an abnormally low IQ), or are there indications that his lifestyle has lead him to mentally regress to the state that he's in today?
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There are implications that he may possess some kind of neurological problem such as a mild-TBI, he has poor impulse control and in the past according to Dirk has had instances of antisocial behavior, such as groping girls which could be a clear sign of frontal lobe damage.

People have theorized that his morbid obesity may be the cause of his stupidity due to oxygen deprivation, but I would argue that neurological trauma may be the cause, because the brain is generally favored over other organs in the event of mild hypoxia. Although, he does have breathing problems from the C-pap machine due to his obesity, they would have to be extremely severe to lead to brain damnage.

I can't state for sure what kind of neurological damnage he has, but mild-TBIs frequently go undiagnosed and if he sustained trauma to his frontal lobe, possibly when he was young, then it could explain him. However, I may be saying that because I'm currently reading about TBIs, all I know for sure is that something isn't right there.
 
Mother fucker asked me if he could survive jumping off Niagara Falls and he thought the reason they denied serving him alcohol in Newfoundland (the province at the far east of Canada) is because he didn't speak French (the French province is to the left and most people there are bilingual or know enough English to answer questions) I'm guessing they didn't serve him because he either was underaged or looked underaged (legal drinking age is newfoundland is 19)
Also he sent me unprovoked diaper pics and asked if I wanted to see him eat raw meat which he apparently does all the time(!!)
 
Wildchild said:
There are implications that he may possess some kind of neurological problem such as a mild-TBI, he has poor impulse control and in the past according to Dirk has had instances of antisocial behavior, such as groping girls which could be a clear sign of frontal lobe damage.

People have theorized that his morbid obesity may be the cause of his stupidity due to oxygen deprivation, but I would argue that neurological trauma may be the cause, because the brain is generally favored over other organs in the event of mild hypoxia. Although, he does have breathing problems from the C-pap machine due to his obesity, they would have to be extremely severe to lead to brain damnage.

I can't state for sure what kind of neurological damnage he has, but mild-TBIs frequently go undiagnosed and if he sustained trauma to his frontal lobe, possibly when he was young, then it could explain him. However, I may be saying that because I'm currently reading about TBIs, all I know for sure is that something isn't right there.
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If what you speculate is true, then he really could benefit from transcranial direct-current stimulation. Actually, he could benefit from it regardless.
 
Bugaboo said:
Mother fucker asked me if he could survive jumping off Niagara Falls and he thought the reason they denied serving him alcohol in Newfoundland (the province at the far east of Canada) is because he didn't speak French (the French province is to the left and most people there are bilingual or know enough English to answer questions) I'm guessing they didn't serve him because he either was underaged or looked underaged (legal drinking age is newfoundland is 19)
Also he sent me unprovoked diaper pics and asked if I wanted to see him eat raw meat which he apparently does all the time(!!)
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I guess I'm lucky in that I got a drawing of a wolf in clan robes.
 
Bugaboo said:
Mother fucker asked me if he could survive jumping off Niagara Falls and he thought the reason they denied serving him alcohol in Newfoundland (the province at the far east of Canada) is because he didn't speak French (the French province is to the left and most people there are bilingual or know enough English to answer questions) I'm guessing they didn't serve him because he either was underaged or looked underaged (legal drinking age is newfoundland is 19)
Also he sent me unprovoked diaper pics and asked if I wanted to see him eat raw meat which he apparently does all the time(!!)
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You know, I'm glad he doesn't talk to me, otherwise I'd be rethinking my life choices for the worse.
 
Strelok said:
Could someone give a quick rundown of what caused the last thread to go to shit for those of us who stopped paying attention a couple months ago?
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dollarhuviya said:
@Bertram who is now banned decided to be a sperg and prided himself on repeatedly asking Stryker what his password was or some stupid shit. The whole thread is in Spergatory if you wanna check out the retardation for yourself.
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It's actually beyond that and even the OP of the original thread, @Cuck Norris said that he would send to Spergatory months ago if he could. If the password sharing was the only one that led to the thread to go to Spergatory then we might as well send some other lolcow threads to Spergatory too due to unfunny weening plans. The password sharing is more of the straw that broke the camel's back.

Before even that password shit Striker was weened to death by multiple sites to the point he's not really that funny and close to more of a ruse (even though he isn't since there's one member who knew him IRL unless she lied about it). Beyond the first few pages of the original thread, you got people spoiling the content of the lolcow, an unfunny Wolf Pack stream which all it does is just making one member here being doxxed (again), and there was even one point Striker got in the original thread and the arguments against him is fucking embarassing to the point it's not worth splitting the thread to two just for one for content, and one for us to witness Striker's sperging because most of it is literally spamming NO U arguments. There's more beyond that (such as how his Twitter account managed to get accessed by someone else), and this causes StrikerWolf1 content to be tainted.

Anyway, I'll let this thread stay up in the hope for this thread to have good content, but who am I kidding since Striker is denser than Chris anyway. Still, enjoy. :julay:
 
Alan Pardew said:
(even though he isn't since there's one member who knew him IRL unless she lied about it)
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I can vouch for that member's legitimacy regarding her relationship with Striker, although for the sake of not doxxing said individual I can't release any chat logs publicly. She isn't a cow and I'm not gonna throw her under the bus.

That being said, yes, I mentioned her off-handedly and Striker did confirm that he knew her by name, which she did later confirm in PM with me, so said member's previous claims are accurate. It appears to be an extremely sensitive issue with him so I dropped it.
 
Striker enjoys the attention he gets from being trolled. He may not be aware he's being trolled but he knows people are talking to him and that's good enough for him. Also anyone's troll plans are heavily limited because most of them would require he walks 5 feet from his bed so all you get is this singing, conch blowing, and diaper stuff.

He's so easy to troll it's tempting at first glance but in actuality it's not worth it. I remember once I was talking to him about medical stuff. Within 2 minutes I had him convinced I knew his doctor. This was right after he gave me the guy's name. I just had to google for the doc and where he worked. Told Striker I played golf with him at the course that was closest to his practice. He acted surprised like it was the biggest coincidence in the world. It wasn't funny. It was just sad so I pretended to be captured by the Black Panthers so he wouldn't try to message me again.
 
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I'm wondering if his paranoia could be a symptom of something other than his extreme gullibility. I mean, if he was beginning to have psychotic symptoms then it could explain his tendency to jump on to beliefs such as "The black panthers are after me" and "Null is out to get me."

He seems too trusting to be paranoid, and tends to jump on and latch on to people at the slightest drop, so I don't think so, but I'm just throwing the possibility out there in case something has come up.
 
Uncanny Valley said:
They make diapers in huge sizes.

....I-I really wish I didn't know that.
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Of course, they're mainly used for people with medical problems who are incontinent or unable to toilet themselves.

If you ever work in a Nursing home or a hospital then you'll be responsible for changing quite a bit of diapers, and the people are commonly quite large.
 
Uncanny Valley said:
They make diapers in huge sizes.

....I-I really wish I didn't know that.
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I'd like to consider myself a fairly understanding and open-minded person... But I will never understand diaper fetishes or the whole furry thing.

They're just... they're just weird to me.
 
Huh. He's out of the hospital? Thought this guy was done when he needed a trip to the ER when his sleeping machine slipped off his face.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm still amazed Shaner's thread managed to get locked while this one didn't. Or at least I was until this one managed to get locked too, temporarily. This guy is dumber than a goldfish.
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I've heard that goldfish are so stupid that often they will forget that they're hungry and end up starving themselves. Something tells me that Striker doesn't have this problem.
 
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