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Or even make convincing threats.
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crayolasword
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Dude, I hardly believe that. I'm pretty sure you have not moved dude.
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Kind of hard to get a room repainted and setup to match your old room exactly in 4 days, even if you can find a willing painter at this time of year
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Does he mean moving to the other side of the room? There's a chance he moved if you're literal about it, but he would need to hire professional movers in order to get him through the door.
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Same, it`s hard to believe that he moved in any sense of the term. Let alone from his seat.
Smelvin
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Nah, he probably just so happened to move into a new place with the same colored walls, same window layout, and same door placement as his last room. Happens all the time!
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Did they recreate his room at the local zoo so inner city kids could see a whale?
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Has anyone posted this yet? Poor Moon-Face's fabulous singing videos got reported for copyright violations. And he has no idea what that means. He thinks it's equivalent to the videos making fun of him, and calls the "Moon Rises" video identity theft. And he didn't report THAT you guys, so what the hell? He's really upset. It's ruined his plans to make a paintballing video set to an Avenged Sevenfold song. It would have been so cool. Now he'll have to call up Avenged Sevenfold to get permission to use their song!
Also, he can't even be assed to get out of bed and get dressed for this one.
Stay tuned in particular to 8:20 when Striker proves he does indeed have a neck. Sort of.
Also, he can't even be assed to get out of bed and get dressed for this one.
Stay tuned in particular to 8:20 when Striker proves he does indeed have a neck. Sort of.
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You know what's pathetic Striker? You spending 8 minutes complaining about "Aven Svenfol" and "Warna Brothas" while lying naked on your bed.
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Jesus!!!! It lives! The lost Slaton Brother.
Man, he looks way larger to me. He ain't got much longer on this world if he doesn't get healthier soon.
There is more I want to type but I cant find any more words. smh
Yes he does have a brother.
So, if said brother even has only 2 brain cells himself, he is smart enough to hopefully have pulled a Cole Smithey and the Fatman who his brother became is a distant and unpleasant memory. I am sure he would want all the chicks to know his brother shits his diapers and that is just the small shit!
Maybe @DirkBloodStormKing can advise if brother has done this:
PS I refrained from using his name to minimize his connection to the Hindenburg. I don't believe he has the same "issues" as those of brother.
Seriously, is it just me being stoned right now or does it not look like his head has been photoshopped on his body??
It looks like it was just simply placed there, like not really connected to anything...
Man, he looks way larger to me. He ain't got much longer on this world if he doesn't get healthier soon.
There is more I want to type but I cant find any more words. smh
Yes he does have a brother.
So, if said brother even has only 2 brain cells himself, he is smart enough to hopefully have pulled a Cole Smithey and the Fatman who his brother became is a distant and unpleasant memory. I am sure he would want all the chicks to know his brother shits his diapers and that is just the small shit!
Maybe @DirkBloodStormKing can advise if brother has done this:
PS I refrained from using his name to minimize his connection to the Hindenburg. I don't believe he has the same "issues" as those of brother.
Seriously, is it just me being stoned right now or does it not look like his head has been photoshopped on his body??
It looks like it was just simply placed there, like not really connected to anything...
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Has he gotten so fat that he can't wear clothes anymore? Holy fuck
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I'm amazed it took him this long.
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"By the way, thish ish not a fu-- This is nah uh fuckin' neckbeard; thish right here ish muh shin."
Suuuure it is, blubber fuzz.
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Holy crap, he's still alive?
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My favorite parts were when he was pulling the hairs out of his mouth.
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Oops, he's going to ground, guys. He's gonna be awfully lonely if he's the only one who knows his Twitter info.
Also, his tweet just before this one was:
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Dude if that happens to you when you fart I think you may have gambled on a fart and lost
Oops, he's going to ground, guys. He's gonna be awfully lonely if he's the only one who knows his Twitter ingo.
Also, his tweet just before this one was:
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There is no bottle of cream big enough to cover the area of his massive ass.
Oops, he's going to ground, guys. He's gonna be awfully lonely if he's the only one who knows his Twitter info.
Also, his tweet just before this one was: