🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

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The name Avery Binder will soon be dead if he don't get out of bed.

I wouldn't worry about him falling off the radar. I am sure his secret identity will be found fairly rapidly.
 
Count groudon said:
Has he gotten so fat that he can't wear clothes anymore? Holy fuck
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I wouldn't be surprised. Now, with that in mind, everybody try to imagine that paintballing video. We fade in on a paintballing course, with "This is War" blasting in the background, and...in walks Strikerwolf. In all his glory.

Oh, wait. I'm sure he'd be wearing his diaper.
 
HerebeDragons said:
I wouldn't be surprised. Now, with that in mind, everybody try to imagine that paintballing video. We fade in on a paintballing course, with "This is War" blasting in the background, and...in walks Strikerwolf. In all his glory.

Oh, wait. I'm sure he'd be wearing his diaper.
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Pretty sure by that point, even the diaper would be too big for him.

And now I feel sick. :cryblood:
 
I think Striker's YouTube channel deserves more attention. It's got a lot of gems, like these from a few months ago:
 
After having a good laugh at the videos below,
Darwin Watterson said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vtlrMatMhnY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fHahKE7SgiA
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A few points stuck out for me. First off, I find it very hard to believe he has a wife. Even if it's only pretend, I don't think a fictional wife would even want to come near him. Lest they get trapped in his fat folds. Also, I don't think he understands that cell phones (even the backpack that he passes off as an old-timey one) didn't exist, period.

And does Striker not know what a Juggalo is? or that they probably wouldn't appreciate Linkin Park?
 
Not sure if anyone's ever talked about this, but it's his first video on that channel. He takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
Among his nominations are his roleplay mother, "the guy who likes the Reese's Pieces," and the entire United States Marine Corps :semperfidelis:

Also, I'm willing to bet that it was colder than he thought it was going to be, and it caused him to shit himself in surprise.

Jewelsmakerguy said:
A few points stuck out for me. First off, I find it very hard to believe he has a wife. Even if it's only pretend, I don't think a fictional wife would even want to come near him. Lest they get trapped in his fat folds. Also, I don't think he understands that cell phones (even the backpack that he passes off as an old-timey one) didn't exist, period.
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Also note that he appears to be at death's door by the time he takes that gas mask off. Seriously, Striker, get help!
 
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....I admit it, I'm lost. Does anyone know what the fuck he's talking about?

(also...there's adult baby pride? :heart-empty:)
 
HerebeDragons said:
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....I admit it, I'm lost. Does anyone know what the fuck he's talking about?

(also...there's adult baby pride? :heart-empty:)
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It's not like him explaining it would make any more sense. Wanna talk like Striker? Stuff ten marshmallows in your mouth and lay in your bed in nothing more than a diaper.(Soiling not optional) Now sleep ten hours, wake up, grab your ipad and make a video; pass out from exhaustion. Repeat until dead.
 
Reshiram said:
He is a wolf therian, someone who believes they were born with the soul of a wolf
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Isn't that the same as otherkin?

Also, a similarly-spelled word is on UrbanDictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Therin&defid=4831455
"An American individual who beats up his friend for eating his cookies and makes her barf them up. He then eats them again, barfs them back up, eats them again, barfs them back up, and cooks them in an oven. The cookies win 1st prize in a national baking contest"
 
Darwin Watterson said:
Isn't that the same as otherkin? Also, a similarly-spelled word is on UrbanDictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Therin&defid=4831455
"An American individual who beats up his friend for eating his cookies and makes her barf them up. He then eats them again, barfs them back up, eats them again, barfs them back up, and cooks them in an oven. The cookies win 1st prize in a national baking contest"
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He particularly identifies as therian whether it's what he actually would be classed as or not
 
Darwin Watterson said:
Not sure if anyone's ever talked about this, but it's his first video on that channel. He takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oHXy_peihCs
Among his nominations are his roleplay mother, "the guy who likes the Reese's Pieces," and the entire United States Marine Corps :semperfidelis:

Also, I'm willing to bet that it was colder than he thought it was going to be, and it caused him to shit himself in surprise.


Also note that he appears to be at death's door by the time he takes that gas mask off. Seriously, Striker, get help!
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I gotta ask, but who's this "the guy who likes the Reese's Pieces"? E.T.? Is he wanting to pass the challenge onto a fictional character (and I'm aware that it has happened)?

HerebeDragons said:
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....I admit it, I'm lost. Does anyone know what the fuck he's talking about?

(also...there's adult baby pride? :heart-empty:)
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He identifies as a wolf, therefore he wants those people (and others who identify as other animals) to have a"pride" of sorts. of course, he'd think that given his mind is full of stupid thoughts and cholesterol.

Also, could Striker have not made his adult diaper fascination any more obvious?
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
After having a good laugh at the videos below,

A few points stuck out for me. First off, I find it very hard to believe he has a wife. Even if it's only pretend, I don't think a fictional wife would even want to come near him. Lest they get trapped in his fat folds. Also, I don't think he understands that cell phones (even the backpack that he passes off as an old-timey one) didn't exist, period.
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Actually, that's an EE-8 field telephone, which were used from WW2 to Vietnam.
However, that's about the only thing not completely wholly retarded about the whole skit.
The funniest moments in my opinion were him wearing the fedora/gas-mask combo (post-apocalyptic loveshy look) and him ranting about neo-nazis at the end for exterminating the jews instead of the blacks and the muslims.
 
In case you missed, @Reshiram is threadbanned and more for this shit:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/excer...2-reshirams-crawllling-in-the-weeeeeen.16340/

Also I moved the first thread out from Spergatory and back to Lolcows.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/strikerwolf1-moonfaced-kkk-loving-babyfur.11831/
 
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And what was the tweet that prompted this thread?

http://kiwifarms.net/media/strikerwolf-to-all-the-haters-of-furries.991/full?d=1452532636
 
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RepQuest said:
http://kiwifarms.net/media/strikerwolf-wants-to-dye-his-hair-blond-so-he-can-join-the-aryan-brotherhood.990/full?d=1452532595

And what was the tweet that prompted this thread?

http://kiwifarms.net/media/strikerwolf-to-all-the-haters-of-furries.991/full?d=1452532636
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I'm guessing the furries donated money to specifically autism and diabetes because they're all autistic and a significant amount of them are over weight and got diabetes.
Also just because you donate money does not automatically make you a saint that cannot be criticized
 
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