🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

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Wow why would anyone want to smash a skull? Striker is disrespecting skeletons.

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More from Moon-Face's twitter. Dude, that shave is really fucking uneven. Plz redo. And I do not want to imagine anyone's skin flaking off "like cocaine", let alone yours.

I honestly think Striker is my favourite lolcow. A horrible, ignorant, perverted racist suffering from health problems due to his own bad decisions. He grew up wealthy and privileged with doting parents, unlike the Slatons or even Chris-chan. And he's too dumb and lazy to actually hurt anyone, unlike Vade, Nick Bate, or Stefoknee. So there's no guilt or rage to get in the way of the sweet, sweet lulz. Shine on, Striker. Shine on.
 
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More from Moon-Face's twitter. Dude, that shave is really fucking uneven. Plz redo. And I do not want to imagine anyone's skin flaking off "like cocaine", let alone yours.

I honestly think Striker is my favourite lolcow. A horrible, ignorant, perverted racist suffering from health problems due to his own bad decisions. He grew up wealthy and privileged with doting parents, unlike the Slatons or even Chris-chan. And he's too dumb and lazy to actually hurt anyone, unlike Vade, Nick Bate, or Stefoknee. So there's no guilt or rage to get in the way of the sweet, sweet lulz. Shine on, Striker. Shine on.
He somehow managed to figure out how to combine a soul patch and a neckbeard. I'm honestly almost impressed.
 
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More from Moon-Face's twitter. Dude, that shave is really fucking uneven. Plz redo. And I do not want to imagine anyone's skin flaking off "like cocaine", let alone yours.

I honestly think Striker is my favourite lolcow. A horrible, ignorant, perverted racist suffering from health problems due to his own bad decisions. He grew up wealthy and privileged with doting parents, unlike the Slatons or even Chris-chan. And he's too dumb and lazy to actually hurt anyone, unlike Vade, Nick Bate, or Stefoknee. So there's no guilt or rage to get in the way of the sweet, sweet lulz. Shine on, Striker. Shine on.
Either way, it's still neckbeard. Just one is neckbeard:bumfluff edition. Also incredibly uneven, as @HerebeDragons pointed out. That chinblob though.
 
I'm still pissed off this thread even exists while Shaner's got banned. This guy is the most boring retard here there is a thread about.
 
I'm still pissed off this thread even exists while Shaner's got banned. This guy is the most boring exceptional individual here there is a thread about.
Personally I felt that Shaner was pretty boring. He was just some screaming retard who was obsessed with trains. Striker is more interesting to me because he's so genuinely stupid and tasteless it seems impossible that he's real. It's like trying to observe the habits of a newly discovered species, just to see what they'll do whenever something happens.
 
There's still plenty of Shaner discussion. Wasn't his thread closed because he just kept on making alts?
I think it was closed becuase people were saying things that didn't pertain to the topic. And was supposed to be closed until the court date.
 
More from Striker's twitter. That secret account doesn't seem to have manifested.

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Well, at least he's aware he's likely to shatter the ribcage of anyone he tried to fuck.

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I don't blame his parents for wanting him out of the house, but I cannot see Striker left to fend for himself ending well in any way.
 
I'm still pissed off this thread even exists while Shaner's got banned. This guy is the most boring exceptional individual here there is a thread about.

The lulz from the trial of Shaner are never going to be equaled. If the thread reopened, we'd just be chasing that dragon.
 
More from Striker's twitter. That secret account doesn't seem to have manifested.

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Well, at least he's aware he's likely to shatter the ribcage of anyone he tried to fuck.

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I don't blame his parents for wanting him out of the house, but I cannot see Striker left to fend for himself ending well in any way.
Is he using fried chicken to keep blacks away? Or is there some story I missed..
 
I can't imagine that Striker's plethora of medical conditions leaves him open to actually live on his own.
 
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