🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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Some recent tweets that Striker Wolf posted.

Second option, it's much more lolsworthy. Besides, being SkinnyWolf wouldn't be as fun.

 

[Fervent Champion]

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Some recent tweets that Striker Wolf posted.

I can't imagine Striker being to properly load most firearms, let alone any of the other care and maintenance that they require. I guess the good news is that living in New York he likely be able to purchase a gun, I hope.

 

[Halal]

I can't imagine Striker being to properly load most firearms, let alone any of the other care and maintenance that they require. I guess the good news is that living in New York he likely be able to purchase a gun, I hope.

Just imagine Striker as a homeless lone wolf with nothing but his trusty firearm strapped to his back, It would be epic. There is only one reason this won't happen... It requires Striker to get off his fat ass to purchase said firearm, which we all know won't happen.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Just imagine Striker as a homeless lone wolf

I think it'd be pretty funny for Striker to become homeless. It'd be sort of like a biazarro, right wing ADF.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think it'd be pretty funny for Striker to become homeless. It'd be sort of like a biazarro, right wing ADF.

He'd be dead within the first day of becoming homeless. He'd mouth off to the wrong person, or piss someone off, and get killed. It's not like he can really defend himself, he's too slow. A group of people could easily overpower him and beat him to death. Of course, resourceful homeless folks could harvest his blubber and use it as fuel, so it wouldn't be a total waste.

 

[lemongrab]

He'd be dead within the first day of becoming homeless. He'd mouth off to the wrong person, or piss someone off, and get killed. It's not like he can really defend himself, he's too slow. A group of people could easily overpower him and beat him to death. Of course, resourceful homeless folks could harvest his blubber and use it as fuel, so it wouldn't be a total waste.

He'd be homeless on the beach, and there's really not that many people to mouth off to, besides the Long Beach police, and they'll just take him in. Most people wouldn't bother to look at him if he was out in public. That said, it would be hilarious if he was kicked out, because he'd probably toddle down the street sobbing in his wolf mask.

 

[Halal]

he'd probably toddle down the street sobbing in his wolf mask.

Fear the wolf, awoooooooooooooo

 

[HerebeDragons]

I'm quite curious what he thinks he's going to do...wander down the street clutching his semi-automatic and asking random strangers to change his diaper?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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Some recent tweets that Striker Wolf posted.

Striker would have to get into shape before he could even get to the gun store. Even if striker happens to live in Texas I doubt they would be willing to hand over a water ballon in case he tries to eat the fucking thing.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I'm honestly gobsmacked that this hambeast is still alive. Imagine the desperate strain on his heart. wow

 

[HerebeDragons]

I'm honestly gobsmacked that this hambeast is still alive. Imagine the desperate strain on his heart. wow

Keep in mind he's still only 20. Give it a couple more years before his system completely collapses.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Keep in mind he's still only 20. Give it a couple more years before his system completely collapses.

That's what makes it so depressing.

 

[DrJonesHat]

You don't get to 500 lbs in a couple of years. This took years and years of neglectful parenting. According to @DirkBloodStormKing the whole family is fat, but not as bad as Striker. I would be very surprised if he made it to 25.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He probably won't be able to get his sausage fingers into the trigger guard to fire the gun.

 

[VLAD]

He probably won't be able to get his sausage fingers into the trigger guard to fire the gun.

The Swedish army designs their guns so that a hand clad in heavy, thick, Arctic gloves can still pull the trigger.

Even then, Striker's finger would get stuck.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The Swedish army designs their guns so that a hand clad in heavy, thick, Arctic gloves can still pull the trigger.

Even then, Striker's finger would get stuck.

And then he shoots himself in the foot just trying to pull it off.

 

[GS 281]

Spoiler: Striker on Skype

[3:25:33 AM] Striker Wolf: im out until someone removes someone from here
[3:25:58 AM] SneaselKF: who do you want removed/
[3:26:53 AM] Striker Wolf: master
[3:26:56 AM] SneaselKF: lol
[3:27:05 AM] Striker Wolf: me and him go back
[3:27:14 AM | Edited 3:27:18 AM] SneaselKF: did you date in high school?
[3:27:19 AM] Striker Wolf: hes a fucking wanker
[3:27:22 AM] Striker Wolf: no
[3:27:31 AM] SneaselKF: that's not a nice thin to say
[3:27:37 AM] gaychimpburgers: hey striker
[3:27:40 AM] SneaselKF: why do you believe him to be a fucking wanker?
[3:27:43 AM] Striker Wolf: he used me for nulls dirty work
[3:27:47 AM] gaychimpburgers: oh wow
[3:27:53 AM] gaychimpburgers: when was that man?
[3:27:59 AM] SneaselKF: you know null is wanted by the crips right?
[3:28:13 AM] gaychimpburgers: ADF is running scared too
[3:28:14 AM] SneaselKF: Fire Tires Brennan is after him
[3:28:18 AM] gaychimpburgers: by the crips
[3:28:28 AM] gaychimpburgers: he was tricked by masterdisaster
[3:28:34 AM] Striker Wolf: if he is then those are good niggas
[3:28:37 AM] gaychimpburgers: cuck him up
[3:28:45 AM] Striker Wolf: ik the bloods
[3:28:58 AM] Striker Wolf: my old buddy was in the bloods
[3:28:59 AM] SneaselKF: null put on weigh and grew his air out so people wouldn't recognize him
[3:29:08 AM] gaychimpburgers: null is a scary person irl
[3:29:11 AM] hood LOLCOW: hi striker
[3:29:16 AM] gaychimpburgers: he’s mentally ill
[3:29:18 AM] gaychimpburgers: he’s bipolar
[3:29:21 AM] gaychimpburgers: and a schizo
[3:29:29 AM] SneaselKF: null used to produce hurtcore
[3:29:37 AM] gaychimpburgers: null used to cut himself
[3:29:40 AM] gaychimpburgers: as a teen
[3:29:43 AM] hood LOLCOW: and shota porn
[3:29:45 AM] gaychimpburgers: he drinks coke zero
[3:29:46 AM] hood LOLCOW: never forget
[3:29:50 AM] gaychimpburgers: to stop himself from doing it
[3:29:54 AM] gaychimpburgers: but he’s still psychotic
[3:30:01 AM] Striker Wolf: i just need 1 drug and hes my personal zombie
[3:30:29 AM] Hellblazer: Fat people can't use magic
[3:30:47 AM] Striker Wolf: not magic fucker
[3:30:48 AM] SneaselKF: I find it magical that striker's heart still beats
[3:31:02 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off
[3:31:30 AM] Striker Wolf: who ever doesnt trash me ill tell u the name of the drug
[3:31:54 AM] SneaselKF: the drug that keeps your heart from a massive explosion?
[3:32:17 AM] Hellblazer: Is the drug soy sauce?
[3:32:20 AM] SneaselKF: lol youre fat and will die soon
[3:32:36 AM] Striker Wolf: no the drug that makes ur face from looking like a dried up pussie
[3:32:56 AM] Striker Wolf: adios cabrona
[3:33:03 AM] hood LOLCOW: bye
[3:33:05 AM] *** Striker Wolf has left ***
[3:33:20 AM] theft: Wooooooooooooooow

Spoiler: Striker in Skype Pt. 2

[5:29:11 AM] hood LOLCOW: I was standing on the edge of the crater
[5:29:14 AM] hood LOLCOW: Then I saw this
[6:11:36 AM] Striker Wolf: what did i miss
[6:12:05 AM] Arthur Spatchcock: Yer penis
[6:12:38 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off donkey teeth
[6:12:43 AM] hood LOLCOW: Plans to fuck ur mom
[6:13:35 AM] Striker Wolf: you mean masters mom dude shes as ugly as a dried piece of shit stuck on a elephants ass
[6:14:34 AM] Striker Wolf: im good hood i already fucked your mom 5 times today she was barking like a dog
[6:14:53 AM] Wire Sponge: His mom is dead
[6:15:07 AM] Wire Sponge: Necrophilia is wrong you degenerate
[6:15:16 AM] Striker Wolf: ok now i feel like a dick thanks a lot
[6:15:25 AM] Striker Wolf: not always
[6:15:35 AM] Wire Sponge: Go on.
[6:15:50 AM] Striker Wolf: theres been reports
[6:16:20 AM] Striker Wolf: like this one guy got stuck in a coffin cause he was doing it with his dead wife
[6:16:39 AM] Striker Wolf: he said he wanted to fuck her one last time
[6:17:21 AM] Striker Wolf: and the dead cant complain on if ur lagging
[6:18:13 AM] Wire Sponge: I'm sure Darksydephil's corpse could find a way to whine about lag.
[6:18:21 AM] Arthur Spatchcock: Ha
[6:19:36 AM] Striker Wolf: another story this women gave her dead husband a blow job
[6:20:18 AM] Striker Wolf: its kinda funny how a dead guy is getting a blow job and MD is not getting shit
[6:21:05 AM] hood LOLCOW: Dead people can't appreciate bjs
[6:21:10 AM] Wire Sponge: I'm sure Masterdisaster will die eventually
[6:21:21 AM] Wire Sponge: Then he'll get all the bitches
[6:21:47 AM] Striker Wolf: yes in hell
[6:22:11 AM] Wire Sponge: Succubi are in hell
[6:22:21 AM] Wire Sponge: They seem pretty hot bro
[6:22:40 AM] Striker Wolf: giggles thats the male verison
[6:22:57 AM] Striker Wolf: succubus is the female
[6:23:19 AM] Striker Wolf: female dream demons
[6:23:30 AM] Striker Wolf: hot as fuck
[6:23:58 AM] Striker Wolf: big boobs skinny bodies cant see there horns or tail
[6:24:18 AM] Wire Sponge: The male version is called an Incubus as far as the original German folklore goes
[6:24:30 AM] Striker Wolf: oh yeah my bad
[6:25:12 AM] Wire Sponge: Incubus are not hot at all and skewer you with giant demon penises.
[6:25:36 AM] Striker Wolf: the succubus maybe hot but once there on u there hard to get rid of
[6:25:46 AM] Striker Wolf: like MD here
[6:26:29 AM] Wire Sponge: I mean if you're in hell there's not much else to do
[6:27:14 AM] Wire Sponge: It's not like you can starve if you're already dead
[6:27:35 AM] Striker Wolf: yes but u can ge torcured
[6:27:56 AM] Striker Wolf: hell turn into an ugly incubus
[6:28:59 AM] Wire Sponge: But if you turn into an incubus you get to have constant dream sex and kill people with your dick
[6:29:13 AM] Wire Sponge: That's metal as fuck
[6:30:30 AM] Striker Wolf: in my spare room i got statues of succubuses
[6:30:50 AM] Striker Wolf: like 20 big and little statues
[6:31:25 AM] Striker Wolf: i put black and red candles under them sometime
[6:32:01 AM] Wire Sponge: Candles are a great thing
[6:33:08 AM] Striker Wolf: isnt there something called a crossroad demon?
[6:33:29 AM] Wire Sponge: You can melt them, use them as a light, throw hot wax at people with them, use them as an air freshener
[6:33:42 AM] Striker Wolf: ik
[6:34:04 AM] Wire Sponge: Crossroad demon sounds like the name of a Yu Gi Oh card so I'm going to say no
[6:34:25 AM] Striker Wolf: i saw it in super natural
[6:35:52 AM] Wire Sponge: Oh, my mistake. That is a reputable source. Always listen to the television guys.
[6:36:07 AM] Striker Wolf: guy put a box in a hole in a crossroad with a pic of him black cat bones and a wish and a demon is sapposted to grant you your wish in trade of ur soul
[6:36:13 AM] Striker Wolf: ha ha ha ha
[6:36:36 AM] Striker Wolf: you probably got succubus from the show a haunting
[6:36:52 AM] *** SneaselKF has renamed this conversation to "Have a Fantastic Friday " ***
[6:37:44 AM] Wire Sponge: I remember on Ghost City Tenessee these guys trapped the demon in a special piece of equipment and blew it up
[6:38:00 AM] Wire Sponge: Such is the Tenessee way.
[6:38:30 AM] The man with the long fuse .: Friday baby
Striker Wolf
[6:39:28 AM] Striker Wolf: fuse
[6:39:49 AM] Striker Wolf: cool sponge
Arthur Spatchcock

Special thanks to @cumrobbery for bringing him in.

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Spoiler: Striker on Skype

[3:30:29 AM] Hellblazer: Fat people can't use magic
[3:30:47 AM] Striker Wolf: not magic fucker
[3:30:48 AM] SneaselKF: I find it magical that striker's heart still beats
[3:31:02 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off
[3:31:30 AM] Striker Wolf: who ever doesnt trash me ill tell u the name of the drug
[3:31:54 AM] SneaselKF: the drug that keeps your heart from a massive explosion?
[3:32:17 AM] Hellblazer: Is the drug soy sauce?
[3:32:20 AM] SneaselKF: lol youre fat and will die soon
[3:32:36 AM] Striker Wolf: no the drug that makes ur face from looking like a dried up pussie
[3:32:56 AM] Striker Wolf: adios cabrona
[3:33:03 AM] hood LOLCOW: bye
[3:33:05 AM] *** Striker Wolf has left ***
[3:33:20 AM] theft: Wooooooooooooooow

Spoiler: Striker in Skype Pt. 2

[5:29:11 AM] hood LOLCOW: I was standing on the edge of the crater
[5:29:14 AM] hood LOLCOW: Then I saw this
[6:11:36 AM] Striker Wolf: what did i miss
[6:12:05 AM] Arthur Spatchcock: Yer penis
[6:12:38 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off donkey teeth
[6:12:43 AM] hood LOLCOW: Plans to fuck ur mom
[6:13:35 AM] Striker Wolf: you mean masters mom dude shes as ugly as a dried piece of shit stuck on a elephants ass
[6:14:34 AM] Striker Wolf: im good hood i already fucked your mom 5 times today she was barking like a dog
[6:14:53 AM] Wire Sponge: His mom is dead
[6:15:07 AM] Wire Sponge: Necrophilia is wrong you degenerate
[6:15:16 AM] Striker Wolf: ok now i feel like a dick thanks a lot
[6:15:25 AM] Striker Wolf: not always
[6:15:35 AM] Wire Sponge: Go on.
[6:15:50 AM] Striker Wolf: theres been reports
[6:16:20 AM] Striker Wolf: like this one guy got stuck in a coffin cause he was doing it with his dead wife
[6:16:39 AM] Striker Wolf: he said he wanted to fuck her one last time
[6:17:21 AM] Striker Wolf: and the dead cant complain on if ur lagging
[6:18:13 AM] Wire Sponge: I'm sure Darksydephil's corpse could find a way to whine about lag.
[6:18:21 AM] Arthur Spatchcock: Ha
[6:19:36 AM] Striker Wolf: another story this women gave her dead husband a blow job
[6:20:18 AM] Striker Wolf: its kinda funny how a dead guy is getting a blow job and MD is not getting shit
[6:21:05 AM] hood LOLCOW: Dead people can't appreciate bjs
[6:21:10 AM] Wire Sponge: I'm sure Masterdisaster will die eventually
[6:21:21 AM] Wire Sponge: Then he'll get all the bitches
[6:21:47 AM] Striker Wolf: yes in hell
[6:22:11 AM] Wire Sponge: Succubi are in hell
[6:22:21 AM] Wire Sponge: They seem pretty hot bro
[6:22:40 AM] Striker Wolf: giggles thats the male verison
[6:22:57 AM] Striker Wolf: succubus is the female
[6:23:19 AM] Striker Wolf: female dream demons
[6:23:30 AM] Striker Wolf: hot as fuck
[6:23:58 AM] Striker Wolf: big boobs skinny bodies cant see there horns or tail
[6:24:18 AM] Wire Sponge: The male version is called an Incubus as far as the original German folklore goes
[6:24:30 AM] Striker Wolf: oh yeah my bad
[6:25:12 AM] Wire Sponge: Incubus are not hot at all and skewer you with giant demon penises.
[6:25:36 AM] Striker Wolf: the succubus maybe hot but once there on u there hard to get rid of
[6:25:46 AM] Striker Wolf: like MD here
[6:26:29 AM] Wire Sponge: I mean if you're in hell there's not much else to do
[6:27:14 AM] Wire Sponge: It's not like you can starve if you're already dead
[6:27:35 AM] Striker Wolf: yes but u can ge torcured
[6:27:56 AM] Striker Wolf: hell turn into an ugly incubus
[6:28:59 AM] Wire Sponge: But if you turn into an incubus you get to have constant dream sex and kill people with your dick
[6:29:13 AM] Wire Sponge: That's metal as fuck
[6:30:30 AM] Striker Wolf: in my spare room i got statues of succubuses
[6:30:50 AM] Striker Wolf: like 20 big and little statues
[6:31:25 AM] Striker Wolf: i put black and red candles under them sometime
[6:32:01 AM] Wire Sponge: Candles are a great thing
[6:33:08 AM] Striker Wolf: isnt there something called a crossroad demon?
[6:33:29 AM] Wire Sponge: You can melt them, use them as a light, throw hot wax at people with them, use them as an air freshener
[6:33:42 AM] Striker Wolf: ik
[6:34:04 AM] Wire Sponge: Crossroad demon sounds like the name of a Yu Gi Oh card so I'm going to say no
[6:34:25 AM] Striker Wolf: i saw it in super natural
[6:35:52 AM] Wire Sponge: Oh, my mistake. That is a reputable source. Always listen to the television guys.
[6:36:07 AM] Striker Wolf: guy put a box in a hole in a crossroad with a pic of him black cat bones and a wish and a demon is sapposted to grant you your wish in trade of ur soul
[6:36:13 AM] Striker Wolf: ha ha ha ha
[6:36:36 AM] Striker Wolf: you probably got succubus from the show a haunting
[6:36:52 AM] *** SneaselKF has renamed this conversation to "Have a Fantastic Friday " ***
[6:37:44 AM] Wire Sponge: I remember on Ghost City Tenessee these guys trapped the demon in a special piece of equipment and blew it up
[6:38:00 AM] Wire Sponge: Such is the Tenessee way.
[6:38:30 AM] The man with the long fuse .: Friday baby
Striker Wolf
[6:39:28 AM] Striker Wolf: fuse
[6:39:49 AM] Striker Wolf: cool sponge
Arthur Spatchcock

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Spoiler: Striker on Skype

[3:25:33 AM] Striker Wolf: im out until someone removes someone from here
[3:25:58 AM] SneaselKF: who do you want removed/
[3:26:53 AM] Striker Wolf: master
[3:26:56 AM] SneaselKF: lol
[3:27:05 AM] Striker Wolf: me and him go back
[3:27:14 AM | Edited 3:27:18 AM] SneaselKF: did you date in high school?
[3:27:19 AM] Striker Wolf: hes a fucking wanker
[3:27:22 AM] Striker Wolf: no
[3:27:31 AM] SneaselKF: that's not a nice thin to say
[3:27:37 AM] gaychimpburgers: hey striker
[3:27:40 AM] SneaselKF: why do you believe him to be a fucking wanker?
[3:27:43 AM] Striker Wolf: he used me for nulls dirty work
[3:27:47 AM] gaychimpburgers: oh wow
[3:27:53 AM] gaychimpburgers: when was that man?
[3:27:59 AM] SneaselKF: you know null is wanted by the crips right?
[3:28:13 AM] gaychimpburgers: ADF is running scared too
[3:28:14 AM] SneaselKF: Fire Tires Brennan is after him
[3:28:18 AM] gaychimpburgers: by the crips
[3:28:28 AM] gaychimpburgers: he was tricked by masterdisaster
[3:28:34 AM] Striker Wolf: if he is then those are good niggas
[3:28:37 AM] gaychimpburgers: cuck him up
[3:28:45 AM] Striker Wolf: ik the bloods
[3:28:58 AM] Striker Wolf: my old buddy was in the bloods
[3:28:59 AM] SneaselKF: null put on weigh and grew his air out so people wouldn't recognize him
[3:29:08 AM] gaychimpburgers: null is a scary person irl
[3:29:11 AM] hood LOLCOW: hi striker
[3:29:16 AM] gaychimpburgers: he’s mentally ill
[3:29:18 AM] gaychimpburgers: he’s bipolar
[3:29:21 AM] gaychimpburgers: and a schizo
[3:29:29 AM] SneaselKF: null used to produce hurtcore
[3:29:37 AM] gaychimpburgers: null used to cut himself
[3:29:40 AM] gaychimpburgers: as a teen
[3:29:43 AM] hood LOLCOW: and shota porn
[3:29:45 AM] gaychimpburgers: he drinks BIG, BLACK DICK
[3:29:46 AM] hood LOLCOW: never forget
[3:29:50 AM] gaychimpburgers: to stop himself from doing it
[3:29:54 AM] gaychimpburgers: but he’s still psychotic
[3:30:01 AM] Striker Wolf: i just need 1 drug and hes my personal zombie
[3:30:29 AM] Hellblazer: Fat people can't use magic
[3:30:47 AM] Striker Wolf: not magic fucker
[3:30:48 AM] SneaselKF: I find it magical that striker's heart still beats
[3:31:02 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off
[3:31:30 AM] Striker Wolf: who ever doesnt trash me ill tell u the name of the drug
[3:31:54 AM] SneaselKF: the drug that keeps your heart from a massive explosion?
[3:32:17 AM] Hellblazer: Is the drug soy sauce?
[3:32:20 AM] SneaselKF: lol youre fat and will die soon
[3:32:36 AM] Striker Wolf: no the drug that makes ur face from looking like a dried up pussie
[3:32:56 AM] Striker Wolf: adios cabrona
[3:33:03 AM] hood LOLCOW: bye
[3:33:05 AM] *** Striker Wolf has left ***
[3:33:20 AM] theft: Wooooooooooooooow

Spoiler: Striker in Skype Pt. 2

[5:29:11 AM] hood LOLCOW: I was standing on the edge of the crater
[5:29:14 AM] hood LOLCOW: Then I saw this
[6:11:36 AM] Striker Wolf: what did i miss
[6:12:05 AM] Arthur Spatchcock: Yer penis
[6:12:38 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off donkey teeth
[6:12:43 AM] hood LOLCOW: Plans to fuck ur mom
[6:13:35 AM] Striker Wolf: you mean masters mom dude shes as ugly as a dried piece of shit stuck on a elephants ass
[6:14:34 AM] Striker Wolf: im good hood i already fucked your mom 5 times today she was barking like a dog
[6:14:53 AM] Wire Sponge: His mom is dead
[6:15:07 AM] Wire Sponge: Necrophilia is wrong you degenerate
[6:15:16 AM] Striker Wolf: ok now i feel like a dick thanks a lot
[6:15:25 AM] Striker Wolf: not always
[6:15:35 AM] Wire Sponge: Go on.
[6:15:50 AM] Striker Wolf: theres been reports
[6:16:20 AM] Striker Wolf: like this one guy got stuck in a coffin cause he was doing it with his dead wife
[6:16:39 AM] Striker Wolf: he said he wanted to fuck her one last time
[6:17:21 AM] Striker Wolf: and the dead cant complain on if ur lagging
[6:18:13 AM] Wire Sponge: I'm sure Darksydephil's corpse could find a way to whine about lag.
[6:18:21 AM] Arthur Spatchcock: Ha
[6:19:36 AM] Striker Wolf: another story this women gave her dead husband a blow job
[6:20:18 AM] Striker Wolf: its kinda funny how a dead guy is getting a blow job and MD is not getting shit
[6:21:05 AM] hood LOLCOW: Dead people can't appreciate bjs
[6:21:10 AM] Wire Sponge: I'm sure Masterdisaster will die eventually
[6:21:21 AM] Wire Sponge: Then he'll get all the bitches
[6:21:47 AM] Striker Wolf: yes in hell
[6:22:11 AM] Wire Sponge: Succubi are in hell
[6:22:21 AM] Wire Sponge: They seem pretty hot bro
[6:22:40 AM] Striker Wolf: giggles thats the male verison
[6:22:57 AM] Striker Wolf: succubus is the female
[6:23:19 AM] Striker Wolf: female dream demons
[6:23:30 AM] Striker Wolf: hot as fuck
[6:23:58 AM] Striker Wolf: big boobs skinny bodies cant see there horns or tail
[6:24:18 AM] Wire Sponge: The male version is called an Incubus as far as the original German folklore goes
[6:24:30 AM] Striker Wolf: oh yeah my bad
[6:25:12 AM] Wire Sponge: Incubus are not hot at all and skewer you with giant demon penises.
[6:25:36 AM] Striker Wolf: the succubus maybe hot but once there on u there hard to get rid of
[6:25:46 AM] Striker Wolf: like MD here
[6:26:29 AM] Wire Sponge: I mean if you're in hell there's not much else to do
[6:27:14 AM] Wire Sponge: It's not like you can starve if you're already dead
[6:27:35 AM] Striker Wolf: yes but u can ge torcured
[6:27:56 AM] Striker Wolf: hell turn into an ugly incubus
[6:28:59 AM] Wire Sponge: But if you turn into an incubus you get to have constant dream sex and kill people with your dick
[6:29:13 AM] Wire Sponge: That's metal as fuck
[6:30:30 AM] Striker Wolf: in my spare room i got statues of succubuses
[6:30:50 AM] Striker Wolf: like 20 big and little statues
[6:31:25 AM] Striker Wolf: i put black and red candles under them sometime
[6:32:01 AM] Wire Sponge: Candles are a great thing
[6:33:08 AM] Striker Wolf: isnt there something called a crossroad demon?
[6:33:29 AM] Wire Sponge: You can melt them, use them as a light, throw hot wax at people with them, use them as an air freshener
[6:33:42 AM] Striker Wolf: ik
[6:34:04 AM] Wire Sponge: Crossroad demon sounds like the name of a Yu Gi Oh card so I'm going to say no
[6:34:25 AM] Striker Wolf: i saw it in super natural
[6:35:52 AM] Wire Sponge: Oh, my mistake. That is a reputable source. Always listen to the television guys.
[6:36:07 AM] Striker Wolf: guy put a box in a hole in a crossroad with a pic of him black cat bones and a wish and a demon is sapposted to grant you your wish in trade of ur soul
[6:36:13 AM] Striker Wolf: ha ha ha ha
[6:36:36 AM] Striker Wolf: you probably got succubus from the show a haunting
[6:36:52 AM] *** SneaselKF has renamed this conversation to "Have a Fantastic Friday " ***
[6:37:44 AM] Wire Sponge: I remember on Ghost City Tenessee these guys trapped the demon in a special piece of equipment and blew it up
[6:38:00 AM] Wire Sponge: Such is the Tenessee way.
[6:38:30 AM] The man with the long fuse .: Friday baby
Striker Wolf
[6:39:28 AM] Striker Wolf: fuse
[6:39:49 AM] Striker Wolf: cool sponge
Arthur Spatchcock

Special thanks to @cumrobbery for bringing him in.

You did God's work man, nice job.

 

[cumrobbery]

He also showed off his skull mask
http://i.imgur.com/fB1Dxwc.jpg