🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[RepQuest]

He also showed off his skull mask
http://i.imgur.com/fB1Dxwc.jpg

 

[Handsome Pete]

He also showed off his skull mask
http://i.imgur.com/fB1Dxwc.jpg

It looks like somebody posed a mask on a random segment of Jabba the Hutt's corpse.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

He also showed off his skull mask
http://i.imgur.com/fB1Dxwc.jpg

The only time he'll ever be bony.

 

[dunbrine47]

Looks like somebody wants to do a cosplay from a recently popular game.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

lawling so hard

[3:28:14 AM] SneaselKF: Fire Tires Brennan is after him

[3:30:01 AM] Striker Wolf: i just need 1 drug and hes my personal zombie
[3:30:29 AM] Hellblazer: Fat people can't use magic
[3:30:47 AM] Striker Wolf: not magic fucker
[3:30:48 AM] SneaselKF: I find it magical that striker's heart still beats
[3:31:02 AM] Striker Wolf: fuck off
[3:31:30 AM] Striker Wolf: who ever doesnt trash me ill tell u the name of the drug
[3:31:54 AM] SneaselKF: the drug that keeps your heart from a massive explosion?
[3:32:17 AM] Hellblazer: Is the drug soy sauce?
[3:32:20 AM] SneaselKF: lol youre fat and will die soon

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He also showed off his skull mask
http://i.imgur.com/fB1Dxwc.jpg

I was wondering when Fat Skeletor was coming back.

 

[HerebeDragons]

He also showed off his skull mask
http://i.imgur.com/fB1Dxwc.jpg

That is amazing. It looks like one of those cartoon character skeletons.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That is amazing. It looks like one of those cartoon character skeletons.

It looks like that. Only much, much fatter.

 

[GS 281]

Striker has been planning the death of nol for a while. Here is one of his more recent plans

Spoiler: From the secret bunker

[6:03:04 AM] Striker Wolf: Hold him pull down his pants and have a baby cow suck on his dick
[6:03:49 AM] SneaselKF: wow
[6:03:50 AM] Wire Sponge: We should just kidnap Null, strip him down, and drop him off in the middle of India
[6:04:04 AM] SneaselKF: why india?
[6:04:16 AM] Striker Wolf: Cobras dude
[6:04:21 AM] Wire Sponge: Vegetarian food is his greatest fear because it doesn't include Coke Zero
[6:04:29 AM] Wire Sponge: His own personal hell
[6:05:05 AM] SneaselKF: oh shit I didn't think of cobras
[6:05:16 AM] SneaselKF: would the suck his dick too
[6:05:23 AM] Striker Wolf:
Tigers are in india
[6:05:25 AM] Wire Sponge: Also, it's India, perfect place to find baby cows to suck on his dick
[6:06:18 AM] Wire Sponge: they worship cows too so They'll let it happen
[6:07:24 AM] SneaselKF: babycows?
[6:07:32 AM] SneaselKF: that's like pedo-zoophilia
[6:07:41 AM] Striker Wolf: Caffs
[6:07:57 AM] Wire Sponge: Yeah, so if anything Null will be arrested for it
[6:08:07 AM] Wire Sponge: Win win situation bro
[6:08:15 AM] SneaselKF: he wouldn't last five minutes in an indian prison
[6:08:38 AM] Wire Sponge: He wouldn't last 5 minutes on an Indian street
[6:08:50 AM] hood Custodes: No one here suggesting a pig pen? Smh tbh fam
[6:09:20 AM] SneaselKF: how about locking him in a cage with striker
[6:09:28 AM] SneaselKF: tbh I wanna see them fight to the death
[6:09:34 AM] SneaselKF: you know striker could do it
[6:09:45 AM] Wire Sponge: Dude he can't escape from Striker then
[6:09:55 AM] SneaselKF: could you imagine how terrified null would be if he saw striker irl
[6:10:18 AM] Wire Sponge: He should put the war paint on with it too
[6:10:23 AM] SneaselKF: I wonder what strikers last words would be before he killed him
[6:10:30 AM] Wire Sponge: Null deserved no sympathy
[6:25:17 AM] Striker Wolf: Get ready to die mother fucker
[6:25:34 AM] SneaselKF: i ike that talk
[6:25:44 AM] SneaselKF: i wanna hear more of it
[6:26:15 AM] Striker Wolf:
Then we all spit on his body
[6:28:03 AM] SneaselKF: i wanna piss on it
[6:28:06 AM] SneaselKF:

 

[José Mourinho]

Striker has been planning the death of nol for a while. Here is one of his more recent plans

Spoiler: From the secret bunker

[6:03:04 AM] Striker Wolf: Hold him pull down his pants and have a baby cow suck on his dick
[6:03:49 AM] SneaselKF: wow
[6:03:50 AM] Wire Sponge: We should just kidnap Null, strip him down, and drop him off in the middle of India
[6:04:04 AM] SneaselKF: why india?
[6:04:16 AM] Striker Wolf: Cobras dude
[6:04:21 AM] Wire Sponge: Vegetarian food is his greatest fear because it doesn't include BIG, BLACK DICK
[6:04:29 AM] Wire Sponge: His own personal hell
[6:05:05 AM] SneaselKF: oh shit I didn't think of cobras
[6:05:16 AM] SneaselKF: would the suck his dick too
[6:05:23 AM] Striker Wolf:
Tigers are in india
[6:05:25 AM] Wire Sponge: Also, it's India, perfect place to find baby cows to suck on his dick
[6:06:18 AM] Wire Sponge: they worship cows too so They'll let it happen
[6:07:24 AM] SneaselKF: babycows?
[6:07:32 AM] SneaselKF: that's like pedo-zoophilia
[6:07:41 AM] Striker Wolf: Caffs
[6:07:57 AM] Wire Sponge: Yeah, so if anything Null will be arrested for it
[6:08:07 AM] Wire Sponge: Win win situation bro
[6:08:15 AM] SneaselKF: he wouldn't last five minutes in an indian prison
[6:08:38 AM] Wire Sponge: He wouldn't last 5 minutes on an Indian street
[6:08:50 AM] hood Custodes: No one here suggesting a pig pen? Smh tbh fam
[6:09:20 AM] SneaselKF: how about locking him in a cage with striker
[6:09:28 AM] SneaselKF: tbh I wanna see them fight to the death
[6:09:34 AM] SneaselKF: you know striker could do it
[6:09:45 AM] Wire Sponge: Dude he can't escape from Striker then
[6:09:55 AM] SneaselKF: could you imagine how terrified null would be if he saw striker irl
[6:10:18 AM] Wire Sponge: He should put the war paint on with it too
[6:10:23 AM] SneaselKF: I wonder what strikers last words would be before he killed him
[6:10:30 AM] Wire Sponge: Null deserved no sympathy
[6:25:17 AM] Striker Wolf: Get ready to die mother fucker
[6:25:34 AM] SneaselKF: i ike that talk
[6:25:44 AM] SneaselKF: i wanna hear more of it
[6:26:15 AM] Striker Wolf:
Then we all spit on his body
[6:28:03 AM] SneaselKF: i wanna piss on it
[6:28:06 AM] SneaselKF:

Looks like StrikerWolf1 is still on his crusade as usual.

 

[HerebeDragons]

His new Twitter handle is "Your Wet Mother". Also, he's still racist as fuck.

 

[RepQuest]

At least the puppy in his new avatar is cute.

 

[Count groudon]

At least the puppy in his new avatar is cute.

I shudder to think of the actual significance of the dog to Striker.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

His new Twitter handle is "Your Wet Mother". Also, he's still racist as fuck.

One big bucket of KFC? Striker wouldn't be satisfied with 12 buckets

 

[DrJonesHat]

I just find it amusing that he feels superior to anyone, given that he's an invalid with brain damage and no control over his bodily functions.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His new Twitter handle is "Your Wet Mother". Also, he's still racist as fuck.

Oh goody, racist and makes jokes that are overused. Never change Striker, never change.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Did this elephantine behemoth go missing or expire? Been a month since any word from the bunker. Has his weight finally caused him to go China Syndrome?

Any fat jokes about what he might be doing in there? Or any intel? Or where can I send flowers to his grave? Has he been w33ned to death?

Lots of Qs, but I used to get a good laugh out of peanut brain. So, April Fools is a good day to see what up with the blob.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe his parents cut down his internet. Or maybe he finally died. He was living on borrowed time as it was.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

If StrikerWolf died, the U.S. eastern seaboard would've had an earthquake.

 

[VLAD]

Ok that's it @Null we're taking you in for race trading