🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Hey what the fuck? How'd I get in this mess?

I'd ask you to not shove me into this barrel of cocks but ... Actually, what he said is entirely true and I find this hilarious.

Striker's insanity knows no bounds, it seems.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

His tweets read like someone chopped up a book and took all the formed words with a similar theme out.

 

[nad7155]

I still talk to him on skype occasionally

Why???

 

[DrJonesHat]

I just find it endlessly amusing that a guy who can't control his own bodily functions thinks he's superior to anyone.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His tweets read like someone chopped up a book and took all the formed words with a similar theme out.

I'd say it's almost Dadaesque in it's inanity. The only difference being a Dada artist is doing it as a commentary on society while Stykerwolf here is just fucking stupid.

 

[Dollars2010]

This guy just started following me on twitter. I thought his name sounded familiar, but I wasn't sure of who he was until I saw his pictures. Now I'm just scared and confused.

 

[chimpburgers]

This guy just started following me on twitter. I thought his name sounded familiar, but I wasn't sure of who he was until I saw his pictures. Now I'm just scared and confused.

Just know that he wants to eat Null.

 

[Ntwadumela]

At least he has a twitter girlfriend now.

They had a date, but it didn't work out

He probably couldn't fit into the restaurant.

He's lying.
This is his girlfriend

 

[Rin]

More of Striker Wolf's Greatest Hits:

[9:17:09 PM] Striker Wolf: FUCK IM JUST 1 bitcoin short
[9:17:25 PM] Striker Wolf: was gonna buy a slave
[9:17:47 PM] Striker Wolf: and not a sex slave
[9:18:22 PM] Striker Wolf: told ya south will rise again fools

No, there's no context for this.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

More of Striker Wolf's Greatest Hits:

[9:17:09 PM] Striker Wolf: FUCK IM JUST 1 bitcoin short
[9:17:25 PM] Striker Wolf: was gonna buy a slave
[9:17:47 PM] Striker Wolf: and not a sex slave
[9:18:22 PM] Striker Wolf: told ya south will rise again fools

No, there's no context for this.

At least he didn't send you a dickpic out of the blue like he did with @yawning sneasel

 

[GS 281]

At least he didn't send you a dickpic out of the blue like he did with @yawning sneasel

Spoiler: Caps from striker wolf

 

[MG 620]

That is one sad pathetic dick. Jesus Fucking Christ.

 

[aerostar88]

I'm so excited to see him posting on YouTube again.

Spoiler: Caps from striker wolf

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Dude... that "red rocket" is on par with the amazing atheist's. Why, besides :autism:, do these people take pleasure in showing off their microdicks? There's powerleveling, and then there's this.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm so excited to see him posting on YouTube again.


Dude... that "red rocket" is on par with the amazing atheist's. Why, besides :autism:, do these people take pleasure in showing off their microdicks? There's powerleveling, and then there's this.

At least he's so morbidly obese it won't be mistaken for CP like Dexter's.

 

[GS 281]

He IM's me out of the blue sometimes.

Spoiler

The pic is a diaper boner.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Spoiler: Caps from striker wolf

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Christ, what is that? 1, maybe 2 inches erect? It's less a red rocket and more a red bean

 

[Fervent Champion]

Not going to lie, the whole"The South Will Rise Again!" thing coming from some who has likely never been south of the Mason Dixon line is great. I hope we're going to see a ramp up in Striker activity. Ideally with less micro dick pics.

 

[SpessCaptain]

The most normal kiwi user.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Christ, what is that? 1, maybe 2 inches erect? It's less a red rocket and more a red bean

Considering how obese he is, he might have a 10 incher buried under all that fat

 

[Ntwadumela]

At this rate, if he doesn't lose some weight at all, the only wolf he resembles is this furry fatass