🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[aerostar88]

I didn't know it was possible to get out of breath while trying to lip synch. Also his racism has nothing to do with him not liking rap music.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Dude still messages me on Skype asking me to send bikers to some guy he doesn't like. I humored him, asking if he wanted to "Give him some foodstuffs" of "A Sloppy Joe" or "A Number 9 Large", only to call it off when he mentioned killing the guy because HUSH I'M BEING BUGGED!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Dude still messages me on Skype asking me to send bikers to some guy he doesn't like. I humored him, asking if he wanted to "Give him some foodstuffs" of "A Sloppy Joe" or "A Number 9 Large", only to call it off when he mentioned killing the guy because HUSH I'M BEING BUGGED!

We're all quite aware he wants to kill Null, you don't have to pussyfoot around it

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

We're all quite aware he wants to kill Null, you don't have to pussyfoot around it

Nah, this was some other guy who wasn't Null

Spoiler: logs, raw text

[7/1/2016 7:04:59 AM] Striker Wolf: send guys to parry sound canada to kill dennis greenhaw
[7/1/2016 8:32:40 AM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: WOAH WOAH WOAH kill? Lets uh, keep this discrete. I'm sending a few men over to uh, tuck him in.
[7/1/2016 8:32:47 AM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: You get me? Yeah? Good.
[7/1/2016 12:33:41 PM] Striker Wolf: thank you heres his pic
[7/1/2016 12:33:53 PM] Striker Wolf: Item has been deleted from conversation history.
[7/1/2016 12:34:07 PM] Striker Wolf: names dennis greenhaw
[7/1/2016 12:34:25 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: SHHHSHHHSHH
[7/1/2016 12:34:31 PM] Striker Wolf: ok ok
[7/1/2016 12:34:39 PM] Striker Wolf: sorry
[7/1/2016 12:34:51 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: Yes, I'll be sure to remind Dennis to take his night time medication. I tell you what, the guy is a very sound sleeper
[7/1/2016 12:35:16 PM] Striker Wolf: hehehe yeah
[7/1/2016 12:43:30 PM] Striker Wolf: buddy im going to the pocconos this week to shoot
[7/1/2016 12:43:49 PM] Striker Wolf: you know PA has some shitty gun laws
[7/1/2016 12:45:47 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: Now should I get him some sloppy joes or a Number 9 Large?
[7/1/2016 12:47:52 PM] Striker Wolf: whats the sloppy joes
[7/1/2016 12:48:12 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: Oh you know we make them with meatballs
[7/1/2016 12:48:19 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: get with the program kid
[7/1/2016 12:49:09 PM] Striker Wolf: and the number 9
[7/1/2016 12:49:29 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: Its uh, like what you get from mcdonalds
[7/1/2016 12:50:00 PM] Striker Wolf: hmmmmm sloppy joe
[7/1/2016 12:50:29 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: Man, that much of a dick huh?Don't worry about it. Does he have a car?
[7/1/2016 12:50:49 PM] Striker Wolf: nope
[7/1/2016 12:51:31 PM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: Then it aint gunna work
[7/1/2016 12:51:48 PM] Striker Wolf: oh is that a cb
[7/1/2016 12:51:57 PM] Striker Wolf: ik his mom has a car
[7/1/2016 12:52:06 PM] Striker Wolf: ok number 9

 

[GS 281]

Spoiler: He's eating someone

[7/14/2016 10:03:22 PM] Striker Wolf: GUYS
[7/14/2016 10:03:28 PM] Striker Wolf: i need help
[7/14/2016 10:03:53 PM] Striker Wolf: my gf just murdered her dad i just walked in on it
[7/14/2016 10:04:14 PM] Winda: Help her hide the body
[7/14/2016 10:09:52 PM] Striker Wolf: yeah were
[7/14/2016 10:09:59 PM] ＳＮＥＡＳＥＬ: eat it
[7/14/2016 10:10:12 PM] Striker Wolf: things hairy as fuck
[7/14/2016 10:10:27 PM] ＳＮＥＡＳＥＬ: poor soy sauce on it
[7/14/2016 10:10:54 PM] ＳＮＥＡＳＥＬ: take a pic of it
[7/14/2016 10:11:07 PM] Striker Wolf: i do have a pic of the body
[7/14/2016 10:11:18 PM] Striker Wolf: can i shave him
[7/14/2016 10:11:20 PM] ＳＮＥＡＳＥＬ: lemme see
[7/14/2016 10:13:57 PM] Winda: bury him out back
[7/14/2016 11:20:58 PM] Striker Wolf: ☹ i ate his arm
[7/14/2016 11:21:16 PM] Striker Wolf: anyone wanna do leather face
[2:07:45 PM] Striker Wolf: guys i need bail money
[2:09:46 PM] Winda: I'm poor
[2:09:49 PM] ＳＮＥＡＳＥＬ: are you in jail now?
[2:14:19 PM] Striker Wolf: no gf is
[2:14:38 PM] Bernard: what did she do?
[2:14:41 PM] Striker Wolf: they put her in a holding cell
[2:14:48 PM] Striker Wolf: killed her father
[2:15:04 PM] Striker Wolf: he went crazy cause of me
[2:15:16 PM] Rin Tohsaka: Were you there in person when it happened?
[2:15:34 PM] Striker Wolf: nope
[2:15:45 PM] Striker Wolf: i think shell get out
[2:16:18 PM] Striker Wolf: shes in a holding cell then some questions so so
[2:24:03 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Lewd.
[2:31:49 PM] ＳＮＥＡＳＥＬ: I thought you were gonna eat the evidence
[2:49:06 PM] Tristam (ShavedSheep): What lmao

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, at this point, I think he knows he's going to die soon, and is just fucking with people because what the hell else are we going to do to him?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Read this log fully:

And would you believe it if I told you he actually did it?
https://my.mixtape.moe/zqqfxg.mp4

 

[GS 281]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=56b_1468948823

@AnOminous doxed

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10

"I'm just glad he's outside and being active" - Striker's mom

 

[AN/ALR56]

Read this log fully:
[MEDIA=pastebin]jtkrn28J[/MEDIA]
And would you believe it if I told you he actually did it?
https://my.mixtape.moe/zqqfxg.mp4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10

"So I told him to go outside naked and he did it!
The ABSOLUTE MADMAN"

 

[chimpburgers]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10

Seeing that blob of fat all over him really puts things into perspective on just how obese he is and I could barely see his dick, but whatever, he fucking did this crazy shit for real and that's all that matters.

 

[Football Meatlong]

#WeAreAmomimiss

 

[SpessCaptain]

le epik wiiiiiiin

 

[fcgh vgcf]

hey atleast he's on his way to shove a banana up his asshole, just needs to get a pair of glasses and dye his hair orange

 

[CatParty]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10
@AnOminous doxed

gross

 

[SP 199]

How the fuck does he keep trusting us

 

[Broseph Stalin]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10
@AnOminous doxed

He's almost like a boss in an action horror game.

 

[Hyperion]

Someone call Chris Redfield

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm honestly surprised he can move. Dude's several years behind the Slaton's age and about as fat as them

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Im assuming all his youtube views are strictly Kiwis. First time to watch most of his videos, is this fatty authentically autistic or just trolling for views?