🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

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DrJonesHat said:
He's literally brain damaged and the damage his weight has done to the rest of his body is irreversible. He's going to die, very soon (before he's 25 if I were a betting man), and I don't think it can really be prevented at this point. He's such an awful person though that any sympathy I might have had is non-existent in his case.
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Don't know about that mate. I'd take you up on that bet. Humans are pretty hard to kill. Look at boogie2988. I think you might be onto something with his brain however. Either that or he's always been on the "tard" scale. He's definately a poster boy for the pro gun control movement. Perhaps we should let him have one and let Darwin work his magic?
 
Whatdidyousay? said:
Don't know about that mate. I'd take you up on that bet. Humans are pretty hard to kill. Look at boogie2988. I think you might be onto something with his brain however. Either that or he's always been on the "tard" scale. He's definately a poster boy for the pro gun control movement. Perhaps we should let him have one and let Darwin work his magic?
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Someone posted something in the first thread that indicated he had brain damage from oxygen deprivation from obesity-induced sleep apnea.
 
Has anyone ever seen his squirrel mask yet?

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cumrobbery said:
He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype
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"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> tell me does he eat a lot of oranges

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> its steak dude

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> a cow"
So basically cannibalism?
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Well, I almost threw up. It's really something when one manages to look utterly repulsive in every single photograph. And to think that this is one of the tamer pics :cryblood:
 
cumrobbery said:
He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype
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"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> tell me does he eat a lot of oranges

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> its steak dude

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> a cow"
So basically cannibalism?
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Those oxygen tubes. So intimidating.
 
His latest Anon cosplay photoshoot
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So he might have a thing for Jamaica now. (Poor guy, he has to use a green mask under this one in order to cover his entire face)
 
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Ghorbon said:
His latest Anon cosplay photoshoot
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So he might have a thing for Jamaica now. (Poor guy, he has to use a green mask under this one in order to cover his entire face)
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If you told me he was only wearing the green mask because someone promised to chroma-key out his excess head fat, I would absolutely believe you.
 
cumrobbery said:
He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype
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Fucking hell! If I was waging a political campaign advocating for eugenics laws, this image would be my prime method of convincing people. Jesus Christ, and I thought the Slatons were the epitome of repulsiveness from extreme obesity paired with mental retardation.

Too Many Crooks said:
Well, I almost threw up. It's really something when one manages to look utterly repulsive in every single photograph. And to think that this is one of the tamer pics :cryblood:
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That's amongst the LEAST horrifying images of him? I'm not brave enough to look for more pictures of him, then.

Ghorbon said:
His latest Anon cosplay photoshoot
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The mask is a huge improvement over his natural face, honestly.
 
Ghorbon said:
His latest Anon cosplay photoshoot
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So he might have a thing for Jamaica now. (Poor guy, he has to use a green mask under this one in order to cover his entire face)
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But that, along with the Guy Fawkes mask, makes him double anonymous.
 
He must dry hump his mattress to get off. I have no idea how he could reach around his gut to reach his little pickle for actual masturbation.
 
Flareon said:
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Wow, the dude can't even properly focus on porn he's jerking off to. That is really, really sad. Not as sad as his father's situation, though. He's gonna need a lot of very intense psychotherapy to overcome that most monstrous sight. Making people see Striker Wolf whacking it should be considered a form of torture and outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
 
Is it me or Striker language skills is now grunts and grinding from his double chin?
 
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