🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

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It really does look like he's now confined (resigned?) to his bed, unable to wear clothes or even his XXXXXXXXXXL diapers.
All he can do is try to burble as his massive neck FUPA cuts off the oxygen to his lungs and brain, belching in between words like an enormous, nearly brain dead baby.

I can't believe he's still alive. He's eating himself to death and in the process, he's become so exceptionally unintelligible that he just seems to be making random noises to amuse himself as he strokes his distended gut and those tits that flop into his yeasty armpits. *sigh*
 
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I've never seen him post a video where he wasn't laying in bed or sitting in his bathroom.
 
Flareon said:
I've never seen him post a video where he wasn't laying in bed or sitting in his bathroom.
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There was a video where he ran outside naked but it was a video too hot for even liveleak to host. We know he can walk but oh boy the wheezing.
 
hood LOLCOW said:
http://imgur.com/a/mJ9j6
some babyfur named zachy wolf (Shane) was casually called with his name, and he flipped out on Striker lol
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That furry icon on the right is also the yiffer that was messaging trans life line on twitter following the suicide of that dead troon. Great job @hood LOLCOW. Real nice.
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Miles Prower said:
So his solution to outting his boyfriend is to kill null? What the fuck am I reading lol
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Don't forget he would eat null raw or cooked
 
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More Skype chatlogs with striker:
http://pastebin.com/3X3cgW0A
(https://archive.is/3zvzq)
Apparently Striker has a tard wrangler which he call "his staff". Also Thomas Ferdinand is still weening him using the account FurreyFan21: https://twitter.com/FurreyFan21
[9:30:33 AM] Noid: this faggot is beyond pathetic and deserves to be trolled by a ween faggot like tommy ferdinand
[9:31:16 AM] [WCX]Weeny Tran/Helios/Mister Pillow: yeah I've gotten tired of roleplaying with Striker all the time
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Even @Weeny Tran is tired of Striker lol
[10:41:58 AM] Striker Wolf: i went roller skating
[10:42:21 AM] Striker Wolf: and i met this gay kid in the bathroom
[10:42:50 AM] Striker Wolf: i called him out saying ill break ur balls if u touch me
[10:43:21 AM] Striker Wolf: and my fucking staff member yelled out striker wolf come here
[10:43:47 AM] Noid: youre fat
[10:43:59 AM] Striker Wolf: yes it wasnt fun
[10:44:03 AM] Mortal Wombat: > my staff member
[10:44:07 AM] Mortal Wombat: YOU HAVE A TARD WRANGLER
[10:44:09 AM] Mortal Wombat: (cwl)
[10:44:14 AM] Noid: LOLOL
[10:44:18 AM] Striker Wolf: no i was in a school
[10:44:22 AM] Noid: (cwl)
[10:44:32 AM] Striker Wolf: i tripped over a cop
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[10:45:51 AM] Striker Wolf: noid ur jelous that im better then u
[10:46:04 AM] Striker Wolf: it wasnt staff it was my friend
[10:46:14 AM] Mortal Wombat: >noid ur jelous that im fatter then u

FTFY
[10:46:19 AM] Noid: hahaha
[10:46:22 AM] Mortal Wombat: YOU SAID STAFF MEMBER. I SAW IT
[10:46:25 AM] Mortal Wombat: YOU HAVE A TARD WRANGLER
[10:46:29 AM] Noid: lol
[10:46:30 AM] Mortal Wombat: (cwl)
[10:46:33 AM] Striker Wolf: i lied
[10:46:41 AM] Mortal Wombat: No, you're too stupid to lie.
[10:46:48 AM] Noid: do you have to wear one of those leashes on your wrist
[10:46:55 AM] Noid: maybe thats why you think youre a dog
[10:47:16 AM] Striker Wolf:
[10:47:26 AM] Noid: hs like 23 and rolling around the mall on a hospital bed with a leash on it
[10:47:28 AM] Mortal Wombat: You said "my staff member", which implies that you had a staff member specifically assigned to make sure your fat ass didn't get stuck in a trough somewhere.
[10:47:38 AM] Noid: hahahaha
[10:47:53 AM] Striker Wolf: invaled
[10:48:03 AM] Striker Wolf: negitive
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hood LOLCOW said:
More Skype chatlogs with striker:
http://pastebin.com/3X3cgW0A
(https://archive.is/3zvzq)
Apparently Striker has a tard wrangler which he call "his staff". Also Thomas Ferdinand is still weening him using the account FurreyFan21: https://twitter.com/FurreyFan21

Even @Weeny Tran is tired of Striker lol
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Among even tard wranglers there's always 'that kid' who nobody wants to work with but always produces great stories and I guarantee striker is that kid.
Barring that, 'staff member' is the technical term the poor guy who washes striker with a rag on a stick calls himself
 
More Striker videos:

I think at this point it's official, his bedroom will be his deathbed.
 
Could be worse, he could take video of himself on the toilet or in is underwear acting like a baby. oh...


 
You know, we all make fun of Striker for being seemingly completely retarded, but he does know a thing or two about politics. Striker wanted Trump to MAGA in the last election....

but he also wants to put snacks up his ass...

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...and fingered his dog.

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At least Striker is concerned about his weight, seeing as he is a slim, trim 510 lbs...

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There was no fucking way he was inside for a year after Sandy. Most of the powerlines were back up within a month. It took my town about 28 hours after losing power to get it back.

Yeah, Long Beach and Lido Beach were hit hard, the boardwalk and the hospital were destroyed. But he's flat out lying about needing to stay inside for a year. The schools were back in session rather quickly, either in temporary classes in other high schools and making classes bigger until they were done with fixing shit, with only an elementary school remaining closed for a year to reopen to make the much needed changes. Fuck, I was in Long Beach about a week after the storm hit.
Tell him that PSEG cleaned up everything and the new boardwalk will support him if he goes a waddle on it.
 
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