🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

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krimsonincode said:
There was no fucking way he was inside for a year after Sandy. Most of the powerlines were back up within a month. It took my town about 28 hours after losing power to get it back.

Yeah, Long Beach and Lido Beach were hit hard, the boardwalk and the hospital were destroyed. But he's flat out lying about needing to stay inside for a year. The schools were back in session rather quickly, either in temporary classes in other high schools and making classes bigger until they were done with fixing shit, with only an elementary school remaining closed for a year to reopen to make the much needed changes. Fuck, I was in Long Beach about a week after the storm hit.
Tell him that PSEG cleaned up everything and the new boardwalk will support him if he goes a waddle on it.
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Time is different for you when you ave your own orbit.
 
Kalpazoid said:
Avery Binder is showing off his weapons again through twitter: He may go Dylan Roof one of these days
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krimsonincode said:
There was no fucking way he was inside for a year after Sandy. Most of the powerlines were back up within a month. It took my town about 28 hours after losing power to get it back.

Yeah, Long Beach and Lido Beach were hit hard, the boardwalk and the hospital were destroyed. But he's flat out lying about needing to stay inside for a year. The schools were back in session rather quickly, either in temporary classes in other high schools and making classes bigger until they were done with fixing shit, with only an elementary school remaining closed for a year to reopen to make the much needed changes. Fuck, I was in Long Beach about a week after the storm hit.
Tell him that PSEG cleaned up everything and the new boardwalk will support him if he goes a waddle on it.
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I think he's getting confused between Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Sandwich.
 
I told Strikerwolf he should become a minstrel in the sense of a medieval entertainer the king kept around but he interpreted it as the other sort of minstrel and sent me a video of him butt naked repeating "i'm a lazy big-lipped nigga" over and over again while drooling all over himself

 
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This isn't too bad, just cringy as fuck. It is @Reshiram's recent communication with Strikerwolf.
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The really cringy shit is the stuff from before.
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I really wish he was healthier.

Imagine all the shit we could have gotten him to do if he was mobile enough to strut through town.
 
yawning sneasel said:
This isn't too bad, just cringy as fuck. It is @Reshiram's recent communication with Strikerwolf.
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"He had a mental breakdown. From kiwifarms.net."

If Zachy wasn't so incredibly pathetically childlike, I would say that's nonsense. But, with Zachy, that's plausible. Maybe he actually did.

"Truth is i used zach last night. To get rid of my lolcow status."

I said in an earlier post that maybe Striker was Zachywolf's troll rather than this just him being his usual near-incomprehensibly retarded self, because it seemed so deliberate and reckless even for Striker. I apparently was on to something. Not that I have any sympathy for Zachy, but that was a really shitty thing to do- especially given how afraid of us and Null he was. He intentionally threw his partner to the wolves. And of course he's ALSO very fucking stupid, because all he did by doing that besides driving him away was encourage even more attention onto his extremely corpulent self. What a treacherous fuck he is.

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Less fat striker from 3 years ago...

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Hahaha he thinks Null is ugly. Anyway, that excuse is fucking ridiculous. Unless he has a legitimate medical issue or medication is causing it, the overwhelming factor in his obesity is poor diet. I also blame his parents because he lives with them and they enabled him becoming a nearly immobile fat fuck.
 
Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
I said in an earlier post that maybe Striker was Zachywolf's troll rather than this just him being his usual near-incomprehensibly exceptional self, because it seemed so deliberate and reckless even for Striker.
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Striker trolls by existing.

The only people who try to execute trolling plans on striker are the most retarded users we have and people who have found out about hm through non-traditional means. When you are a bad troll and you pick a soft target it doesn't mean "easy win", it means that your incredibly autistic vision comes to fruition and you expose yourself as a sped. Look at Thomas Ferdinand literally making striker shit around the house and scamming him out of iTunes gift cards. Striker looks like a retard in all this, yes, but you also look like a fucking lolcow because you constructed some Byzantine trolling operation to get a morbidly obese retarded man to shit in his hand, eat shit off of corn and to trade stories of how you make out with your dogs or get your ass kicked by your dog.

If he amuses him, just observe him. If you interact, don't tell him to do anything, let him decide what to do. He's a lolcow, hence he naturally knows how to be a chuckle-worthy dude better than you know how to make him do something lolworthy. The best lol comes from the speds who try to troll him, not him himself.
 
yawning sneasel said:
Striker trolls by existing.
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I chucked when I read that. I really love this sentence of yours. Some people really are so terrible that their mere continued existence angers people. At least for me, he doesn't anger me, but rather he's fascinating in a repulsive sort of way. I can scarcely comprehend how such an imbecilic creature can exist. I wonder if he could have attained any degree of independence if his parents weren't so pathetic and had pushed him to improve rather than accept this.

yawning sneasel said:
Look at Thomas Ferdinand literally making striker shit around the house and scamming him out of iTunes gift cards. Striker looks like an exceptional individual in all this, yes, but you also look like a fucking lolcow because you constructed some Byzantine trolling operation to get a morbidly obese exceptional man to shit in his hand, eat shit off of corn and to trade stories of how you make out with your dogs or get your ass kicked by your dog.
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Wow... I can't really think of a coherent response to that. I've tried for a few minutes, but I can't conceive anything beyond wow.
 
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