🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[Jaiman]

 

[Trombonista]

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Striker likes his drugs. I never seen a fat crackhead. Just sayin'.

Weed is the last thing he needs.

 

[GS 281]

Weed is the last thing he needs.

So is candy

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Weed is the last thing he needs.

Tbh it's probably better than alcohol. Not just the empty calories but his relatives have called the police on him multiple times for getting wasted and going on a tard rage all over the house.

 

[Count groudon]

Tbh it's probably better than alcohol. Not just the empty calories but his relatives have called the police on him multiple times for getting wasted and going on a tard rage all over the house.

I imagine when striker goes into a fit of tard rage he just flops on the floor and starts rolling over everything in his path like a steamroller.

 

[AnOminous]

I imagine when striker goes into a fit of tard rage he just flops on the floor and starts rolling over everything in his path like a steamroller.

And he picks stuff up as he rolls over it, like a katamari.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Balding maybe. Or he needs to wash his hair.

Why not both?
He needs to fucking wash himself anyway so he smells less like a bin of dirty, crapped diapies.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

A glimpse on Striker's diet

 

[QT 219]

Dude is so fat he talks in slow motion.

 

[sbm1990]

If there was ever a such thing as a "sadcow", this guy would be the poster boy for that paticular type of lolcow.

Seriously, just reading about this guy depresses me, not to mention watching his youtube videos.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

striker is fat and gay lmao

 

[GS 281]

He's got fat disease

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Surprised he didn't get it sooner. Guess that's the power of the wolf for you.

 

[Billy_Sama]

He doesn't have cellulitis, he is cellulitis.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He doesn't have cellulitis, he is cellulitis.

He ate cellulitis.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's got a 37% chance of the antibiotics not working, perhaps he will be the cause of the next pandemic.

 

[GS 281]

Crossover with Husky Jack

 

[Melkor]

If I had to choose, Striker is better than Husky Jack.

Cos he's not a fucking nazi.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

He must dry hump his mattress to get off. I have no idea how he could reach around his gut to reach his little pickle for actual masturbation.

My guess is he fucks one of his fat folds. Probably just busts a nut and leaves it there to fester.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Wait until the lymphedema sets in.