🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

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You would think that someone of his size and mass would be able to drink alcohol like its water.
 
I honestly even wonder if he knows of what the KKK really is, he probably just think it sounds cool and joined them. Maybe he joined them to get magickal abilities and never came to realise that the Klan are not in fact wizards, despite the dress code.
 
Zebedee said:
I honestly even wonder if he knows of what the KKK really is, he probably just think it sounds cool and joined them. Maybe he joined them to get magickal abilities and never came to realise that the Klan are not in fact wizards, despite the dress code.
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Do they even have sheets big enough to fit that massive frame of his?
 
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Count groudon said:
Jesus the man doesn't even have wrists or elbows, he just has two giant sausages dangling from his shoulders.
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That is because he is related to the caterpillar, he is currently in the cocoon stage and is thus a slur of fatty acids and gelatine. His final wolfaboo form will truly be something to behold and fear.
 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
Wait until the lymphedema sets in.
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Until? Look at his wrists. They're maybe five seconds away from that "rubber band around the wrist" look Amberlynn Reid has, and it just shows on her more because she's shorter.
 
Striker is back with a update on why he has been gone and ...wow
  • Striker ate too much salt, causing His balls to swell to massive size
  • Had surgery, draining 102 pounds of water and fat from his testicles
  • trying to sort out his life
  • establishes life goals for himself
  • wants to join the airforce (non combat "I don't want to die i love my family too much")
  • wants a gf/get married.
 
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