- Joined
- Jul 14, 2019
So I've been travelling around the world, and I've been talking to young men, I've been telling them, "Wash your penis", and that might seem obvious but- look, it's really important because, well, to the extent that you ever use the bloody thing, your penis is an extension of yourself! And you might think, "well, nobody's getting any use out of it anyway", but that's the wrong path to go down- Because if you don't confront that chaos, it's only going to get worse and worse until one day you look down and you have an absolute bloody catastrophe in your pants. So you have to clean your genitals- and it might be rough going in the beginning, man, you might have crusty, knotted hair everywhere, week old jam collecting between your thighs- if you haven't looked at your gonads for a while, you don't know what you might find. And it's not glamorous work, that's for sure, it's not something you can brag about, but look, when you're putting your life together, you have to start small. Then at least you aren't walking around like a loser with an unwashed, malodorous cock- and then maybe once you have your gonads in some sort of working order, that can give you the confidence to go out and confront the bigger issues. At least, that's what I think.
