STRUGGLES BEING ME| PART 2 7/4/2018

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It's the same as yesterday "Nothing is made for me and I don't fit anywhere." Like gorl, yes. Society wasn't built around people the size of two baby elephants, most morbidly obese people are 100-150 pounds overweight and they still fit in things because their bodies still resemble a human shape. You are not a normal "morbidly obese" person, Amber, you could lose 300 ponds and still be morbidly obese. that's like two slightly overweight people. You are the size of four slightly overweight people mushed into a human blob and it's no one else's fault you don't fit into anything. Get it together.
 
It's more depressing when you realize that she thinks that if she were 300 lbs she would be some dainty goorl who could conquer the world.

People at Necky's size have issues with the same things she's complaining about, like fitting into restaurant booths, finding jeans that fit, getting winded from simple movements like climbing up the porch steps. Bed-bound saga has pretty much been happening but this "series" is just probably her way of making peace with it because the reality is, she can't keep the charade up much longer.
 
Wilson said:
Start - 0:50 - Amber explains that she is calling it struggles being her, because being fat is hard

0:51 - 1:24 - Amber is always thinking about her weight, 24/7. She wonders if she will break furniture or die at all times.

1:25 - 2:11 - Amber gets tired doing anything. Even sitting is laboring to the point she has to gasp for air. You'd think this would be an eye-opener but it isn't. She has a disease goise! Bathing is tiring.

2:12 - 3:33 - Back handed complements - the struggle is real. Amber is always told she has such a beautiful face. As we know she's a dyke but during her figuring it out, she use to suck a lotta dick. Nathan (her boyfriend) told her if she was skinny she'd be the hottest most attractive girl on the whole planet.

3:34 - 5:01 - She SUPER hates she can't wear jeans and high heels. She realizes that her ankles can't support her mass. Jeans don't come in whale size and Walmart doesn't sell her size "black stretchy pants" anymore.

5:02 - 6:05 - Walking anywhere is strenuous. No one can understand that she's so fucking fat that walking exacerbates her from just getting out of bed. Amber has to sit every few steps for 10-15 minutes. People take walking for granted you goise omg!

6:06 - 6:50 - Amber likes doing her own laundry but Necky has to get her laundry out of the washing machine for her because she cannot reach past her fat to get her laundry out.

6:51 - 7:44 - One size fits all is a complete lie! Well no fucking shit Hamber, you are a god damn whale and a minority. The Obesity epidemic needs to stop lying you guise! Ya gorl should be part of the ALL! Stop fat shaming with this slander!

7:45 - 8:42 - Cardigans! Hamber is so self-conscious of her flabby arms, she must always cover them. Without her cardigan she's afraid a strong breeze may lift her into the air. Without the cardigan on, people look at her and hate on her and judge her!

8:43 - 9:51 - Amber waddles when she walks. It's cause of her weight and her proportions. She doesn't notice she waddles until she sees it on film. Yes, you walk like an elephant or a hippo, gorl. She thinks waddling makes her look like a complete dummy. No, gorl, you look like a walking beanbag / waterbed.

9:52 - End - Don't forget part 3 is coming! Booths in restaurants are super embarrassing! Hamber just can't fit into a booth in a restaurant unless the table is movable. The struggle is real! We need larger booths for larger people! One booth does not fit all!

She just can't wait to lose this weight!
Ricky and Eric need to get the fuck out now before Amber's gravitational pull forces them into permanent orbit.
Necky, Necky is just fucked - can't wait to hear about how she wipes Amber's ass tomorrow.
"Hoooooooooney!!! I'm dooooooone!! Hurry up an wipe meeeeee so we can go to texas roadhouse!"
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Thanks for taking the bullet :winner:

Gorl, spill the juicy facts already! Bedbound saga is finally in, she just has to start with dyspnea at rest to be at the point of no return in the saga.
 
Wilson said:
Start - 0:50 - Amber explains that she is calling it struggles being her, because being fat is hard

0:51 - 1:24 - Amber is always thinking about her weight, 24/7. She wonders if she will break furniture or die at all times.

1:25 - 2:11 - Amber gets tired doing anything. Even sitting is laboring to the point she has to gasp for air. You'd think this would be an eye-opener but it isn't. She has a disease goise! Bathing is tiring.

2:12 - 3:33 - Back handed complements - the struggle is real. Amber is always told she has such a beautiful face. As we know she's a dyke but during her figuring it out, she use to suck a lotta dick. Nathan (her boyfriend) told her if she was skinny she'd be the hottest most attractive girl on the whole planet.

3:34 - 5:01 - She SUPER hates she can't wear jeans and high heels. She realizes that her ankles can't support her mass. Jeans don't come in whale size and Walmart doesn't sell her size "black stretchy pants" anymore.

5:02 - 6:05 - Walking anywhere is strenuous. No one can understand that she's so fucking fat that walking exacerbates her from just getting out of bed. Amber has to sit every few steps for 10-15 minutes. People take walking for granted you goise omg!

6:06 - 6:50 - Amber likes doing her own laundry but Necky has to get her laundry out of the washing machine for her because she cannot reach past her fat to get her laundry out.

6:51 - 7:44 - One size fits all is a complete lie! Well no fucking shit Hamber, you are a god damn whale and a minority. The Obesity epidemic needs to stop lying you guise! Ya gorl should be part of the ALL! Stop fat shaming with this slander!

7:45 - 8:42 - Cardigans! Hamber is so self-conscious of her flabby arms, she must always cover them. Without her cardigan she's afraid a strong breeze may lift her into the air. Without the cardigan on, people look at her and hate on her and judge her!

8:43 - 9:51 - Amber waddles when she walks. It's cause of her weight and her proportions. She doesn't notice she waddles until she sees it on film. Yes, you walk like an elephant or a hippo, gorl. She thinks waddling makes her look like a complete dummy. No, gorl, you look like a walking beanbag / waterbed.

9:52 - End - Don't forget part 3 is coming! Booths in restaurants are super embarrassing! Hamber just can't fit into a booth in a restaurant unless the table is movable. The struggle is real! We need larger booths for larger people! One booth does not fit all!

She just can't wait to lose this weight!
Ricky and Eric need to get the fuck out now before Amber's gravitational pull forces them into permanent orbit.
Necky, Necky is just fucked - can't wait to hear about how she wipes Amber's ass tomorrow.
"Hoooooooooney!!! I'm dooooooone!! Hurry up an wipe meeeeee so we can go to texas roadhouse!"
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Bless you. I truly appreciate that you did it so I didn't have to do it.:achievement::winner::bluelabel::gold:
 
Oh Hamburgers said:
Oh my god, the compliment from her boyfriend saying she would be the hottest girl on the planet if she were skinny. She makes me sick, I know that shit never happened. Anything to boost her narcissism and vanity. Keep lying.
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This kills me. "I asked him if I looked 350 lbs and he said no. OMG can you believe it!? I was wearing this super cyoot outfit and I know I was wearing it well because he also said that I looked SO hot in it, without me even asking! Of course, all the boys lookin' at me, checkin' me out, I didn't need it but it's good to know I would be a 10 if I tried."

Really workin' for that handjob, buddy. I bet it wasnt even that great. She strikes me as the type of girl to think a blowjob is just like sucking on a hot dog, just up and down monotonously.

Im sure he trying to flatter her, but I know in his mind he was also trying to backhandedly influence her into losing weight, when he did the exact opposite.
 
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literally low-key said:
She's admitted she can't clean the litter box, can't do dishes, can't do laundry, can't clean, can't walk, and we all know there's a whole list of other things she can't do. So Becky is doing all these things for her. Just to be treated as a subordinate. What is wrong with Becky?
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Becky is a pushover or really gullible, maybe bolth. Amberlynn can't function by herself, Becky may feel very important because of that, I doubt she has any other source of self esteem. At the same time she probably feels guilty about wanting a break, even a short one, from the responsibility of running two lives. It's pretty fucking unfair, even the most saintly person gets fed up eventually.
 
After seeing many of her videos I still have this one question... What exactly is her excuse for not burning off the lard?
 
I feel like I'm listening to a middle schooler speak. Truly. This is hell.

Amber>> I'm upset because the world doesn't cater to my immense rotund and inhumane size. I'm sad because one-size-fits-all clothes can't quite fit me. I feel left out and "lahhed" to because I've surpassed the limits of the human form. Every clothing line should spend millions of dollars on fabric to cater to my fat ass.

I can only wear the same stretchy black pants and the reason they have holes in them is that my doggos lurv me sooo much. They tear my pants apart with their long nails. (I wonder why they're so long? Hm...) I can't wash my clothes because my buddha belly gets in the way of me bending down. I waddle when I walk and toddle when I talk. Something about penguins.

Basically, the whole video is a PSA for the world to change in order to accommodate for her failures to put a fork down. How dare those restaurants discriminate our gorl? We should file a lawsuit against every restaurant business asking that they should allow at least a meter of room between the seats and the tables.
 
Literally no women finds "you'd be X if you weren't Y" comments nice. You'd be so attractive if you weren't dark skinned/fat/short/Jewish/whatever... its all backhanded and demeaning as hell.

Assuming someone did tell her something like that she probably just chose to hear that's she's attractive. That boyfriend of hers sounds like a total dick.

Amber trying to convince us she is or was attractive is worst Amber.
 
I haven't watched but it seems this video is her repeating some of the "struggles" from yesterday?

Amber Reid: I'm too fat for insert laundry list of things mentioned on KF
Solution: lose weight

AR: Clothes don't fit me right and the ones that do are ugly
S: lose weight. Learning to sew might also help.

AR: My scale is too expensive
S: don't buy one? Or...I don't know...lose weight until normal scales work for you

AR: The only thing I can still do, despite the fact that standing up for 2 minutes cause me inscrutiating pain, I get tired easily and have to sit down to rest every few steps, is to go out to eat. And then - woe is me - the booths are too tight for my generous girth.
AR's solution: find restaurants that allow:
- Becky to drop her at the door,
- a waiting area with some kind of sitting space,
- the tables to be pushed around,
- reinforced chairs
Real solution: stop going to restaurants and lose weight.
 
These videos are just proving that she doesn't understand/realize that these things are happening to her as a consequence of her actions. She just seems to accept this as her life and thinks other people are lucky that they aren't like this.
 
Atleast she finally admits she has short arms and can't reach down that far. You can replace the whole laundry struggle with wiping her ass struggle.
 
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