Struggling with the idea that Im getting older

[IrishGuy088]

What exactly do you miss about 'partying'?

Getting obscenely high and porking skanks.

 

[higurashi]

can't tell if you're baiting or just a stray redditor

 

[Hammerstein]

Let the wisdom of Cat Stevens fill the void left by your obviously absent father figure.

You're welcome.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Follow r/skincareaddiction and develop an obsessive fixation on tret and sunscreen instead of drugs.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

31 and feeling old.
Wait until you hurt yourself in your sleep.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

If a woman posted this you guys would be calling her a empty egg carton. Anyways, just do what all men do when they realize their worthlessness and kill yourself or others in a blaze of glory

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

If a woman posted this you guys would be calling her a empty egg carton. Anyways, just do what all men do when they realize their worthlessness and kill yourself or others in a blaze of glory

What the fuck?