Study finds penis length negatively correlated to IQ - Big dick energy apparently small brain energy, claims study

https://assets.researchsquare.com/files/rs-3816362/v1/55c40b4a-8a44-42a8-b2a1-fdf070024d26.pdf

[Editorial note: Haven't seen this written up in news yet, but this is easily the most A&N worthy study ever.]

Two Chinese academics from the Central University of Finance and Economics have authored a paper claiming to demonstrate a negative correlation between flaccid penis size and IQ.

There is a notable racial variation in both adult IQ and penile length. In terms of IQ, the ranking is as follows: Mongoloids > Caucasoids > Mixed Ethnicity > Amerindians > Negroids. This order inversely correlates with penile length, with Mongoloids exhibiting the shortest length but the highest IQ, and Negroids having longer lengths but the lowest IQ.

The paper rewards reading despite its short length. (Yes, that was deliberate.)

The authors rejoice in the names of Cuntong Wang and Yihe Wangding. There is a significant journal and publication trail for Cuntong Wang, suggesting this is possibly a real person. Who writes about penises.

tl;dr CHINA NUMMA WAN SMOL PEE PEE BIG BRAIN, say Chinese dudes

 

[Sugriva]

I came into this thread to make a joke about this being funded by the #stopAsianhate community, but it's basically just that. lmao.

 

[Otterly]

Fucking lol, I didn't even think of that, my mind fixated on the happy redditor cope that'd be all over.

It’s one of those Islam is right about women moments. Can they seethe at all about it without saying they have a small will or acknowledge racial Iq. Amusing

There is an Alaska show called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans that has a black man from Compton who lives in a really isolated Inuit village and married and had a bunch of kids with a half Filipino half Inuit woman.

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/4ic33h7r1BY

Biggest skulls relative to body size on the planet for humans. The ethnographers who used to do skull measurements were a bit flummoxed by it. They also seem to have a number of physical adaptations - a venous flush response in extremities and also a different way of managing vitamin D. If you measured their 25OH levels you’d think they were highly deficient but they don’t seem to have issues with it. The dude in your video should probably be on supplements.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

No way anyone in a PC space or their names on the line could engage this one! LOL

You couldn't make things like this up.. lol (the claims and people claiming it)

 

[frozen_runner]

I can personally attest that this isn't true.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I doubt it, Poojeets, Pakis and Arabs are dicklets and they're also some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

And just like that, lots of men are now back to trusting the science.