Stupid Purchase Enabling Thread - Convince the poster above you to blow their money on really dumb, useless crap

I recently bought a retinol boob scrub at Shoppers by a natural beauty brand called Truly Beauty and it's basically impossible to return cosmetics to Shoppers Drug Mart. It has no safety seal and somebody put their big dirty finger and took a gob. Now I don't want to use it but the company said it is the reseller's responsibility. Leave it to natural beauty brands to just leave their products open to be fucked with by random, dirty people.
Don't buy retinol boob scrubs, I guess? Product in question:
Also fucked up by buying it thinking it was a retinol cream not a scrub.
I didn't know boob scrubs were a thing but I'm not surprised. I'm prone to getting tiny blackheads that I suspect are caused by my bras not allowing enough air to circulate, but the alternative is mesh bras which are impossible to get in my size and make me itch unbearably.Do you think a scrub would help?
 
I didn't know boob scrubs were a thing but I'm not surprised. I'm prone to getting tiny blackheads that I suspect are caused by my bras not allowing enough air to circulate, but the alternative is mesh bras which are impossible to get in my size and make me itch unbearably.Do you think a scrub would help?
Can you go braless more often? It helps a lot of issues but it's kind of an underrated tip as far as boob-health goes.
 
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Surely you need drives made for a NAS so they're going to be significantly more expensive than 300 pounds or whatever the fuck that symbol is.
Yeah, you're right. I don't know why I downplayed the numbers. Probably felt that the actual numbers would look even more insane. Two good quality 12TB NAS drives (say WD Red Pro) would be just over £600. Which is... a lot!
 
I didn't know boob scrubs were a thing but I'm not surprised. I'm prone to getting tiny blackheads that I suspect are caused by my bras not allowing enough air to circulate, but the alternative is mesh bras which are impossible to get in my size and make me itch unbearably.Do you think a scrub would help?
Any exfoliating cream like urea, AHA or BHA cream would help. Especially BHA is really good for blackheads. Leave on products generally work better than wash off products with actives like cleansers or scrubs. Finding a good bra is fucking hell. :( I get intertrigo if I wear any that don't breathe like cotton. Most mesh isn't as breathable as it looks bc polyester and nylon don't breathe.
Can you go braless more often? It helps a lot of issues but it's kind of an underrated tip as far as boob-health goes.
Not if you have big tits. That will cause underboob fungal infections too.
They have those in men’s? I need my man titties waxed and polished for the Tampa Megadeth Concert.
I think it would work for both sexes. Just remember to start off Megadeth concert day with a breakfast of pickles and beer.
 
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I’m buying a bobble head, some stickers, and some more stickers for my car.
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Get a sticker that says 'baby on board' because you are a manchild

Just kidding go nuts
Lol don’t worry I have a lot of clothing items and accessories that really make me present myself as the psycho I see myself as.
 
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I’m buying a bobble head, some stickers, and some more stickers for my car.
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I'm usually not a big bumper sticker guy but that's mainly because politi-tards ruin vehicles with them. Like dude just get a wrap for your ride or something if you love (political thing) so much.
 
I'm usually not a big bumper sticker guy but that's mainly because politi-tards ruin vehicles with them. Like dude just get a wrap for your ride or something if you love (political thing) so much.
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I remember there was one of these with the Obama sticker.
 
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I remember there was one of these with the Obama sticker.
And these people think they're "enlightened" just because they don't do "religion." You gotta love people who treat politics like some people treat church and sports.

Is this the car that weens use on their trips to 14 Branchland Court?
 
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