Stupid shit vegans make up for meat replacements

[Rungle]

What the absolute fuck is this.
Are they going to self cannibalize to protect animals now?
What is other stupid shit vegans do to replace meat?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Pretty sure yours is fake, so here's a real one.
Watermelon as a steak substitute.

 

[libRT]

I wonder if it comes with the same medical downsides to cannabalism

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

You get the shitty part of a jackfruit and pretend it's shredded chicken or pork.

 

[Character from a movie]

I've seen a recipe with bread to imitate chicken or beef. And portobello mushrooms to imitate hamburguers

 

[Chongqing]

I have to say, "impossible" meat and burger seems completely unnecessary to me. It would take such an intense craving for a whopper to get me into a burger king to begin with...once I'm there, why would I want something more processed, more mysterious and more gross?

Sometimes I don't understand this techbro economy.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Complete and total mental illness on display.

 

[winterfag]

There's so many great vegetables and fruits out there that'd totally be fine if just prepared as a normal dish. But vegans are so obsessed with trying to trick people into thinking something can pass as meat. It's all just pure cope where they want something even superficially similar to what their instincts are begging them to consume

 

[mr.moon1488]

Pretty sure yours is fake, so here's a real one.
Watermelon as a steak substitute.
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Apparently it's only partially fake. A professor came up with the idea as satire but it sounds like a lot of people were like "that's a great idea!"

https://archive.md/BmtsI

 

[Cheesegirl78]

You get the shitty part of a jackfruit and pretend it's shredded chicken or pork.

I watched a video on this some time back, the cook was making vegan BBQ pork sandwiches.
But it took so much work and extra ingredients to even make it look edible, all I could think was why bother?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I watched a video on this some time back, the cook was making vegan BBQ pork sandwiches.
But it took so much work and extra ingredients to even make it look edible, all I could think was why bother?

My friends wife did this for a party they did a few weeks ago because she's vegetarian. She was pissed because it took forever for her to do and nobody ended up eating it.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

There's so many great vegetables and fruits out there that'd totally be fine if just prepared as a normal dish. But vegans are so obsessed with trying to trick people into thinking something can pass as meat. It's all just pure cope where they want something even superficially similar to what their instincts are begging them to consume

I have known a disproportionate amount of vegans over the years and I think it's because a large part of vegans are lousy at cooking and have no creativity. So it's soy sausage and potato wedges today, soy sausage and macaroni the next day and so on. Many seem to have almost zero culinary knowledge or curiosity. They're not going to try doing something with that weird vegetable at the asian store if they refuse to even try putting beets in the oven. I shit you not, I have met adult vegans that can't boil potatoes because they're scared!

Things that are easily recognizable as "a food" is THE vegan product to sell and it will be processed to hell and back. For the mass market it has to be a nuggie, a tendie, a sausage, a patty, a minced not-meat and so on. Whatever it is it needs to be the real food on the plate to compensate for the "filler"(the root vegetables, couscous, rice, pasta, salad etc - the vegetarian/vegan stuff).