Stupid tourists - justifying xenophobia since the dawn of time

[MysticMisty]

Mexicans

I live in Arizona but hours away from the Grand Canyon so Mexicans and snowbirds make up the vast majority of our tourists. I've witnessed some pretty stuck-up snowbirds but by far the Mexicans are way worse. A lot of them come up to buy shit to sell back down in Mexico for profit (somehow). When I was younger back to school shopping could be a nightmare because somebody would be trying to buy up the entire clothing department.

One time we were stuck behind one of these cunts at checkout partly because it was the only register open in that part of the store, but mostly I think because my mom underestimated how long it would take. It took a good while and the cunt was super rude to the cashier, first barking out (rather angrily) "Habla espanol?!", then sighing very loudly when the cashier told them no, sorry. She then spent the rest of her time with her arms crossed and foot tapping because clearly it was the cashier's fault that it takes a long time to ring up an armful of clothes (I think the grand total came out to around a thousand dollars).

Another thing about Mexicans who show up to shop clean out stores, due to concern about being accused of shoplifting while trying to cross back at the border they will rip off all the sales tags in the parking lot and leave a mess behind. One time one of the local news channels did a report about this and the proto social justice crowd whined about how they were unfairly targeting Mexicans. Except the only people who do that in this area are Mexicans planning to sell shit back in Mexico.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Only time I encountered people talking loudly in the fucking movie theater was with English speaking folks with Murican accents. Those fuckers.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I live in Arizona but hours away from the Grand Canyon so Mexicans and snowbirds make up the vast majority of our tourists. I've witnessed some pretty stuck-up snowbirds but by far the Mexicans are way worse. A lot of them come up to buy shit to sell back down in Mexico for profit (somehow). When I was younger back to school shopping could be a nightmare because somebody would be trying to buy up the entire clothing department.

One time we were stuck behind one of these cunts at checkout partly because it was the only register open in that part of the store, but mostly I think because my mom underestimated how long it would take. It took a good while and the cunt was super rude to the cashier, first barking out (rather angrily) "Habla espanol?!", then sighing very loudly when the cashier told them no, sorry. She then spent the rest of her time with her arms crossed and foot tapping because clearly it was the cashier's fault that it takes a long time to ring up an armful of clothes (I think the grand total came out to around a thousand dollars).

Another thing about Mexicans who show up to shop clean out stores, due to concern about being accused of shoplifting while trying to cross back at the border they will rip off all the sales tags in the parking lot and leave a mess behind. One time one of the local news channels did a report about this and the proto social justice crowd whined about how they were unfairly targeting Mexicans. Except the only people who do that in this area are Mexicans planning to sell shit back in Mexico.

Mexicans also do shit like change their baby's diaper in their car and leave the used shitty diaper sitting in a parking lot.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Unless they're from China. Then you break out the squirt-bottles filled with lemon juice.

Funny you say that. My parents recently mentioned that the strongest memory they retained of their visit to Hawaii 20 years ago was of the Chinese female tourists when they went to a natural hot spring. When they got there, of these women all immediately dropping trou/lifted dresses and started 'steaming their clams' over the hot vapour vents and going "EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" while doing it.

I am sure that a squirt of lemon would have gone nicely before eatin' them clams. :deviant:

also

This is still my favorite:
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In a wax museum in Victoria, I saw a guy taking a selfie with a Nazi salute and a shit-eating grin infront of the waxwork of Adolph Hitler. Wish I took a picture of his ass for the Tumblrsphere to go fucking apeshit upon.

 

[trashbat]

When I've had tourists where I live, the only ones who seem to be assholes are Torontonians and Quebeckers. They'll flat out tell you that your home is a shithole with nothing to do, they'll berate the landscape, and they'll talk about how much better Toronto/Quebec is.
Any visitors from anywhere else will say it's a charming, friendly place.

that's surprising, every torontonian i know is more likely to complain about toronto being a toilet

Spoiler

it's honestly the worst place after NYC and LA

 

[MysticMisty]

Mexicans also do shit like change their baby's diaper in their car and leave the used shitty diaper sitting in a parking lot.

Unfortunately we've encountered that too (in the summer no less) but I couldn't begin to speculate where it came from because a lot of people are pigs.