StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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I think it's cute when people who have done a collective-total of 4 days in jail talk like they know what doing time is like.
Anyone can get arrested. It takes it a real G to do actual time for repeat-offenses of Drunk in Public in a religious southern town where they eventually throw the book at you and sentence you to a year. Like me.

I am the Real G.
 
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One interesting bit of information about Stolas from the lore is that he's not benevolent, and he's a pacifist. Meaning he doesn't just "favor" people, and he wouldn't harm people on Tarl's behalf. Apparently he didn't even fight in the war against Heaven. He made star charts to guide Hell's forces. Also, you guys need to keep up to date on the official Stolas lore. He's not an owl anymore. The official works by the shit-eating pedophile lunatic Aleister Crowley describe Stolas as a raven. It's almost like Johann Weyer was right about witches, wizards, magicians, and occultists being mentally disturbed or retarded and in need of medical care in an asylum.
 
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Godmode said:
Crazy in the head = crazy in bed. Been there, done that. Would not recommend. One of my ex's is currently in jail for murder. I dodged a bullet with that one. Quite literally.
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Crazy Chicks is like Motorcycles. They’re a fun wild ride while you are in college, but have no practical purpose and quickly turn insanely dangerous as you get older and lose that seeming immortality of youth.
 
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Someone pointed out that there's no arrest date. I wonder if he was ordered to report to jail or to the PD and turning himself in meant there's technically no arrest?
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Did he actually violate his APO and get caught or was he just reported and called in to stay during an investigation?

Because getting out in a single day without Coffeebux to bail you out doesn't suggest to me that he did something actually drastic like show up at her house in the middle of the night or something.

But hey I'm not a cop or a lawyer, I wouldn't know.
 
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Null said:
Someone pointed out that there's no arrest date. I wonder if he was ordered to report to jail or to the PD and turning himself in meant there's technically no arrest?
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I have no idea about Main but in Texas turning yourself in still requires a licensed peace officer to file the arrest report. Can’t imagine there’s that much difference between states.
 
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gaysexenjoyer said:
Did he actually violate his APO and get caught or was he just reported and called in to stay during an investigation?

Because getting out in a single day without Coffeebux to bail you out doesn't suggest to me that he did something actually drastic like show up at her house in the middle of the night or something.

But hey I'm not a cop or a lawyer, I wouldn't know.
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My theory is that they asked him to come in over the blood ritual thing. I can easily imagine to some normie judge that stealing a vial of someone's blood and doing weird pagan rituals can be considered distressing enough to be considered a violation.
 
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Null said:
Someone pointed out that there's no arrest date. I wonder if he was ordered to report to jail or to the PD and turning himself in meant there's technically no arrest?
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He was booked on the 24th and released on the 25th according to this image that was posted earlier.

2025-03-25 19_38_00-Vermont DOC — LibreWolf.png
 
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