SUBSCRIBER ROASTED ME!!!!! - 7/22/2018

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"I shower daily, but only wash my hair once a week."
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"Going out to eat is not making me gain weight"

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Yeah okay, with your 1800cal orange chicken.

I'm not watching another Snapchat Q&A. Clicked off.
 
When you're so revolting and stupid that even your most loyal asspatters turn to the dark side:
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gohamsandwich said:
Amberlynn wanted to let y'all know that if she liked guys she could get one with the snap of her fingers.
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A fat fetishist, sure. I'm not so sure hooking up with an enabler would do her health much good at all... in fact she'd probably wind up dead sooner. Heart disease is the number one cause of death and she's the poster jackass.
 
Awww, the waddling human beanbag has no idea how to go about getting weight loss surgery but she watches MSHPL :story:

Also, she doesn't like guys y'all. She just likes women who look like insanely over weight 16 year old boys and have equal or less than mentality than 16 year old boys.

Necky and Eric are gonna totally be the Queer Ghostbusters.
 
Xetzyr said:
A fat fetishist, sure. I'm not so sure hooking up with an enabler would do her health much good at all... in fact she'd probably wind up dead sooner. Heart disease is the number one cause of death and she's the poster jackass.
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She's already with the worst kind of enabler...the kind that relies on the money generated by her "weight loss journey" style of videos.
 
"All day long im fine, eating normal portions"
Gorl, you ate all your calories for the day in 1 sitting at the Mexican restaurant, shut the hell up.
 
New record. Three seconds in and already defeated by the lip-smacking valley girl shite.

However, am pleased to see she is now last stage pre-muumuu. She seems to be sporting the massive plain t-shirt in limited colours that is the last resort before bedsheets get sewn together. Presumably all the extra....Extra is to make up for this. Just stick shiny stuff on it Al, that'll draw the eye away. In this case it;ll need to be drawn away by miles, but....

I assume "roasted" in this instance means not even lightly grilled? We'll never get a true apple-in-gob-arse-in-the-air roast until the MSHPL episode.
 
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It's so obvious that these lower quality (she found a way to film even more boring videos, lol) is down to the fact that she can't move around as much as she used to. Jesus Christ, I'm fucking praying for another trip round Walmart because I'm so fucking bored of these sit down videos.

Amber; if your plan is to bore your hayders away, it's just gonna make me read the comments on here instead.
 
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