SUBSCRIBER ROASTED ME!!!!! - 7/22/2018

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Who she fooling? She says she does well all day, but I've seen the time on her phone. Sometimes she doesn't get out of bed until 4PM, or even 6 PM. Then she gorges all night. So don't tell me you do great all day when you're sleeping!
 
Someone tells her she should move somewhere with more going on. She says, "the funnest thing to do around here is go out to eat."

EVERYWHERE HAS JOBS THOUGH. That IGer wasn't wrong that she'd lose weight if she did more stuff. That stuff could include, hmm, i dunno, getting off her ass and finding actual employment.
 
melissarendato said:
Someone tells her she should move somewhere with more going on. She says, "the funnest thing to do around here is go out to eat."

EVERYWHERE HAS JOBS THOUGH. That IGer wasn't wrong that she'd lose weight if she did more stuff. That stuff could enjoy, hmm, i dunno, getting off her ass and finding actual employment.
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Ugh you know she was thrilled about that b/c it gave her an excuse for her behavior. "It's not my fault I'm like this there's just nothing to do here!" Plus it's sad but I don't think she could find actual employment. Even though there are more jobs, none of them would hire AL. She's very dumb, has no skills/experience/education/anything, and is a massive health liability.
 
If she showered daily, she wouldn't have to keep trying so hard to convince everyone. And she wouldn't look like she ought to have those wavy, cartoony stink lines coming off of her.

Also, I know PLENTY of 550lb people who eat reasonably all day...

See? See how ridiculous that sounds? Yet she's trying to convince her entire audience that she eats well and it's just dark magic that's making the weight pile on. Or whatever.

Her level of delusion is astounding. Someone ought to write a dissertation on her.
 
Does....gulp....does she think all the looks she gets while waddling around Walmart are from people that FANCY her???

Um. That would be a no. Unless the Kentucky Hippo Appreciation Society are on their annual jolly. They know just where to go for sightings in the wild.

Edit. Fergots. Since Rafe's Daycare closed, I've come to the conclusion the agreement has changed - instead of being put out like the cat when Ricky is at work, Becky is now only allowed to have her pet bloater around at weekends. Come Monday, she's laboriously stuffed back into the bathroom and when she howls, they slide pizza under the door. They get through a lot of pizza.
 
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If she showered daily, she wouldn't have to keep trying so hard to convince everyone. And she wouldn't look like she ought to have those wavy, cartoony stink lines coming off of her.

Also, I know PLENTY of 550lb people who eat reasonably all day...

See? See how ridiculous that sounds? Yet she's trying to convince her entire audience that she eats well and it's just dark magic that's making the weight pile on. Or whatever.

Her level of delusion is astounding. Someone ought to write a dissertation on her.
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she just have 350 lbs of water weight ... the delusion on her is what amazes me the most
 
Top secret footage of this blistering roast
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Didn't she recently say she doesn't fit in her own shower or barely fits in it? Is she just using Eric and Ricky's bathroom now? If she wanted to prove the haydurs wrong she'd just film herself getting into/out of the shower fully dressed to show she can do it without struggling.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
Didn't she recently say she doesn't fit in her own shower or barely fits in it? Is she just using Eric and Ricky's bathroom now? If she wanted to prove the haydurs wrong she'd just film herself getting into/out of the shower fully dressed to show she can do it without struggling.
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Ya mean the same way she films the scale for her totally accurate weigh-ins?
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
Didn't she recently say she doesn't fit in her own shower or barely fits in it? Is she just using Eric and Ricky's bathroom now? If she wanted to prove the haydurs wrong she'd just film herself getting into/out of the shower fully dressed to show she can do it without struggling.
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It's hard to follow her chronology because she sucks balls at her "job" but wasn't the Big Huge Terrible Struggles of Po Lil Me filmed before the herald of the vacation/new trough? IF her figures are anywhere near believable, she's added at least 20lbs since then - I'm sure she's so behind because she's convinced herself she can lose that vacation weight even though Eric's vlogs prove not. So if she was getting stuck in the shower before, then....? Or does 20-30lbs not make much difference when your measurements involve fractions of tonnage? (That's a genuine question - at average or even overweight, 20lbs is a massive change, but I've no idea what difference it makes over 500lbs. And am relying on you lot to shoot me if I'm ever near finding out.)
 
"With a snap of my fingers":story: my goddamned sides!!

Gorl don't, with that beetus you gonna get your fingers amputated just for even trying.

"I have no idea how to get weight surgery" gorl, if Phil could get his stinkditch you can do this.:shit-eating:
 
"I shower daily." - Things people who totally shower daily say

She says she binges at night, but she wakes up at like 3 PM. The only moment she's not binging is when she's unconscious.
 
HIVidaBoheme said:
"I have no idea how to get weight surgery" gorl, if Phil could get his stinkditch you can do this.:shit-eating:
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The beautiful irony is that she can't. Anything other than very highly specialised, eye-wateringly expensive bariatric surgery passed over the horizon several thousand pies ago. Even MSHPLifers are funded by insurance in the normal way, and the $20k lapband thrown in by a Mexican dentist with a Haynes Manual hasn't been an option since she was about five.

When - if - the fact she is supermorbidly obese finally gets through to that tiny brain and she puts her crack research skills on to the magic cure, its going to be a big fat fucking nope.

Never mind, AL. Have a bun.
 
She's drowning in her own fat yet continues to deny it and say she eats perfectly normal portions. How delusional can one be?
 
Anyone who watches her regularly can see she has worn same clothes for over 24 hours. So no she doesn't shower daily.

I think at her size some health insurances would of covered the weight loss surgery *100-200 pounds ago but now she is too fat for most doctor's to perform the surgery. Only Dr.Now would be brave enough to do it... she should consider that if the show contacts her
 
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