SUBSCRIBER ROASTED ME!!!!! - 7/22/2018

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Tiamat said:
She's drowning in her own fat yet continues to deny it and say she eats perfectly normal portions. How delusional can one be?
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I knew this would come handy. The video below (time stamped for your pleasure and/or disgust) shows what Amber considers a "normal portion". Mind you, this is a breakfast:

This is what Amber eats to break her fast. It isn't hard to extrapolate the size of other meals she eats while awake. Many of her "snacks" are what other people consider meals.
 
Long time lurker said:
I knew this would come handy. The video below (time stamped for your pleasure and/or disgust) shows what Amber considers a "normal portion". Mind you, this is a breakfast:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=jfI55k3YfI4;m=2;s=11
This is what Amber eats to break her fast. It isn't hard to extrapolate the size of other meals she eats while awake. Many of her "snacks" are what other people consider meals.
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That's her big problem. She assumes that restaurant portions are "normal portions". They're twice, sometimes three times what you should be eating.
 
Long time lurker said:
I knew this would come handy. The video below (time stamped for your pleasure and/or disgust) shows what Amber considers a "normal portion". Mind you, this is a breakfast:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=jfI55k3YfI4;m=2;s=11
This is what Amber eats to break her fast. It isn't hard to extrapolate the size of other meals she eats while awake. Many of her "snacks" are what other people consider meals.
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Holy shit, I'd probably throw up if i ate that much in one sitting. Her stomach must be so distended from all her shoveling
 
Tiamat said:
Holy shit, I'd probably throw up if i ate that much in one sitting. Her stomach must be so distended from all her shoveling
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I'd probably gag seeing someone attempt to eat that much.

When I watched that video I thought it would eventually come handy next time Amber claimed she's a dainty princess who eats daintily. Not even in my wildest dreams would I imagine I'd be posting it 3 days later.

This is a prime example of Amber's hubris. She posted the breakfast video last Thursday.
 
the only man you'd get is someone with a feeder fetish. You'd never be able to get a person that would live in a normal, healthy relationship with you.
 
LordKaT said:
the only man you'd get is someone with a feeder fetish. You'd never be able to get a person that would live in a normal, healthy relationship with you.
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Or an inflationist. I can imagine someone hosing her down with latex and pretending to fuck a sentient pool toy. Keep in mind this person would probably look like a relation of Brian Peppers and would smell like old rotting turnips mixed with curdled milk souring in the sun... but, hey, it's not like she can be picky given her own sordid situation as the living embodiment of an albino blueberry.
 
LordKaT said:
the only man you'd get is someone with a feeder fetish. You'd never be able to get a person that would live in a normal, healthy relationship with you.
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I remember watching this TLC documentary about this guy who had a fat fetish that met this girl though some fat fetish hookup site and married her. He was rich as fuck and wanted a fat bitch, and she knew that.

Well, a few years into the marriage she started to lose weigh, and he divorced her because of it. Wish I could find a clip.
 
LordKaT said:
the only man you'd get is someone with a feeder fetish. You'd never be able to get a person that would live in a normal, healthy relationship with you.
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She probably couldn't even get a feeder. AFAIK half the fun for them is watching the person gain. Once you hit about 300 you can't see it anymore/it takes more to be visible. Ten pounds on somebody who weighs 90 is noticeable. Ten pounds on somebody who weighs 500 is nothing.
 
Nido said:
I don't think she could find actual employment. Even though there are more jobs, none of them would hire AL. She's very dumb, has no skills/experience/education/anything, and is a massive health liability.
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I think she has a tertiary qualification in something, but has only worked as a nursing assistant (which requires almost no training). She is dumb as dogshit yes, but she lives in provincial Kentucky. I think she could find some kind of work, but I don't think she's going to.
 
Strine said:
I think she has a tertiary qualification in something, but has only worked as a nursing assistant (which requires almost no training). She is dumb as dogshit yes, but she lives in provincial Kentucky. I think she could find some kind of work, but I don't think she's going to.
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It's usually less about finding employment than it is staying employed.

It's sort of like how she rambled on about taking a shower everyday... I mean, okay, great, but if you're so fat you can't even bend over to soap up your nethers... what the fuck good is it doing? She might just as well stand under a sprinkler for all the good she's getting out of it. Same with work, she can easily get a job as a register flunkie, but you know she's gonna move slower than snail shit and they'll be looking for any excuse to fire her within a week of wasting their time and money.

Basically she conflates "not being able to find a job" with "not being able to hold a job because she's lazy and doesn't want to work".
 
So now the reason she's fat is because there's "nothing to do," around the place where they live.

What is there more to do in a place like New York? More shops and restaurants? How is that going to help.
She needs to make her OWN entertainment instead of expecting it to come to her effortlessly. There are plenty of things to do around her area, or any area, that would be fun other than just eating and sleeping. The problem is those things actually take some effort. She has no real hobbies or goals in life. How urban the area she lives in isn't the problem here.
 
Ozul said:
So now the reason she's fat is because there's "nothing to do," around the place where they live.

What is there more to do in a place like New York? More shops and restaurants? How is that going to help.
She needs to make her OWN entertainment instead of expecting it to come to her effortlessly. There are plenty of things to do around her area, or any area, that would be fun other than just eating and sleeping. The problem is those things actually take some effort. She has no real hobbies or goals in life. How urban the area she lives in isn't the problem here.
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Yeah even in no man's land you can easily find shit to do. It doesn't have to be glamorous or anything either, it could be as simple as berry picking or hiking trails or kitschy little tourist traps like the "Oregon Vortex" or off the wall museums like Ripley's Believe It Or Not, or the Seattle subterranean walking tours, zoos, hell even just walks around the gawd damn park.
 
Sure she could get men, the ones from feeder sites who want to stuff her with food until she explodes. To be quite, honest I dont know why she isn't doing this now.
 
"I eat normal portions all day." EVEN IF that claim were true, that would still mean at night you're going out to China Buff-ette and Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse, and eating more than a recommended daily intake in those locations, you're eating 3+ times your recommended daily intake for a 24 hour period. Gorl, that's disgusting.

Stop trying to claim you shower every day while you're sitting there with hair looking like you could wring the oil out of it.
 
Ozul said:
So now the reason she's fat is because there's "nothing to do," around the place where they live.

What is there more to do in a place like New York? More shops and restaurants? How is that going to help.
She needs to make her OWN entertainment instead of expecting it to come to her effortlessly. There are plenty of things to do around her area, or any area, that would be fun other than just eating and sleeping. The problem is those things actually take some effort. She has no real hobbies or goals in life. How urban the area she lives in isn't the problem here.
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Isn't writing her alleged passion? She could do that anywhere for fuck's sake. Maybe in a few years she'd actually have a solid grasp of the English language and be writing at a 10th-grade level if she filled up her 300 journals.
 
Sword Fighter Super said:
Hey Amber, will you go to Texas Roadhouse tonight?

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She really thinks putting on some musty choker around her neck lump is somehow going to give the appearance of her looking pulled together?
Oh yes AL, a men's 6X shirt, unwashed body and hair, black sausage casing complete with wear and tear holes in the asscheek and shoes that if were sentient, would have killed itself long ago.

MMMMM yaaaas gorl, you lookin SNATCH.
 
xenomorph said:
Sure she could get men, the ones from feeder sites who want to stuff her with food until she explodes. To be quite, honest I dont know why she isn't doing this now.
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She's scared of the icky d-i-c-k-s.
 
Don't you mean Becky got really lucky when she hooked up with Amber?

All she has to do is cart her around to get food and Amber pays for all her stuff.
 
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