SUBSCRIBER ROASTED ME!!!!! - 7/22/2018

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The sad thing is that she is right. Males are completely messed up when it comes to sex. Some guys only are interested in disgusting gigantic monsters like her. Even formless dull Becky could find a guy. Women truly have life on easy mode.
Uh... try again. Amber can't have any guy she wants with the snap of her fingers. She would need to snag a weak-willed man with poor genetics (ugly af), a slow-in-the-mind special little boy, or a feeder. Being able to attract ugly man-children and abusers isn't the accomplishment she thinks it is but it's certainly not life on "easy mode" either.

But why would she need any of those when she already has Becky?
 
That's called a kidney stone, which would be like giving birth to a baby several dozen times the size of your snatch... covered in spikes.
Actually, it isn't.
During birth a woman's hip bones move to make way for the baby and there are contractions of the muscles (and uterus) in the area.

Someone with kidney stones can be fed as many painkillers as necessary. You can't do that to a woman in labor as it risks ODing the child. Besides, sometimes kidney stones can be broken down by ultrasound before they exit the body. A baby is only chopped down to pieces as a last resort.
Abortion is legal so I'm failing to see what point you're attempting to make. Is someone forcing women to have babies or something?
But it isn't universal. There are plenty of countries where abortion is illegal.

In many places, yes. Women are expected to give birth. Even in more "developed" countries there is social pressure to spawn.
 
Actually, it isn't.
During birth a woman's hip bones move to make way for the baby and there are contractions of the muscles (and uterus) in the area.

Someone with kidney stones can be fed as many painkillers as necessary. You can't do that to a woman in labor as it risks ODing the child. Besides, sometimes kidney stones can be broken down by ultrasound before they exit the body. A baby is only chopped down to pieces as a last resort.

But it isn't universal. There are plenty of countries where abortion is illegal.

In many places, yes. Women are expected to give birth. Even in more "developed" countries there is social pressure to spawn.

There are also countries where they throw gays off buildings and put goats on trial, again, I don't see what point you're trying to make. In most shithole countries it's probably easier to abandon babies after you've had them than it is to get an abortion.

And there's no such thing as "social pressure" unless you're a weak willed little snowflake fluttering about in the wind, in which case you deserve to be wrangled about like a stupid cow through life. You can be weak and ineffectual if you like, but whining about circumstances that YOU are ultimately in control of just makes you look foolish.

In any event it doesn't really matter because as FAT as she is, if she even attempted to breed it'd be stillborn at best... at worst severely autistic or suffering from some other tax vacuuming medical malady.
 
In any event it doesn't really matter because as FAT as she is, if she even attempted to breed it'd be stillborn at best... at worst severely autistic or suffering from some other tax vacuuming medical malady.

I don't think Amber can conceive. I doubt Becky would, which brings me to a :thinking:moment. The boys mentioned at least once that they wanted children. What if they were hoping Becky would be their surrogate?
 
I don't think Amber can conceive. I doubt Becky would, which brings me to a :thinking:moment. The boys mentioned at least once that they wanted children. What if they were hoping Becky would be their surrogate?
Becky's PCOS would make that all but impossible.
Plus I wouldn't want a baby born addicted to Texas Roadhouse.
 
I think we can all agree that forcing stuff out through orifices can be a totally unpleasant experience regardless of whether it is your urethra, vagina, and possibly butthole if your diet leads to constipation.

I don't think Amber can conceive. I doubt Becky would, which brings me to a :thinking:moment. The boys mentioned at least once that they wanted children. What if they were hoping Becky would be their surrogate?
There's a slender (ha!) chance AL could get pregnant but yeah it's unlikely. It would take a lot of determination just to be able to inseminate her and if she was telling the truth about skipping periods then hemorrhaging non-stop for a couple of hours in the shower, she's not really a good candidate. And Becky is almost a poster child for the effects of PCOS, what with that gut and facial hair. She'd have to engage in a lot of genuine self-care to get her body anywhere close to being able to conceive a baby. If they were hoping on Becky carrying their spawn even before AL came on the scene, they have been barking up the wrong tree.

I'm thinking of AL's instant, sharp, near-angry reaction when that baby made a crying sound off camera. She can't be arsed to clip her dog's nails. She can barely bathe herself. Can you imagine her arranging her schedule around the needs of another living being? She doesn't even have the relative stamina of a Tess Holliday. Ugh.
 
She would just pawn off the responsibility on others if she had a kid and would wind up being one of those mothers that lets their kid do whatever they want. I can just imagine her slowly waddling through a grocery store as her hell spawn runs around knocking shit over and making messes while she acts like she's completely oblivious to it.
 
The "portion" thing is her attempt at blaming her problem on one issue. It is not her sedentary lifestyle or her constant eating out at a place that is famous for huge portions or eating fried foods and buckets of desserts as regular parts of her diet or anything other than her binging. Binging that starts after eating a bag of candy or cookies. Once the binging is contained, her weight will drop like magic. She believes this. Otherwise she has to recognize that her life is a complete mess and she is a fat pig because she chooses to do the exact opposite of healthy.

The bigger she gets, the harder this "journey" will become. She has to be eating at least 4000kcal per day. To get to "healthy-ish" weight, she needs to cut her diet in half. For years and years. She cannot even choose grilled chicken at a restaurant to cut 100kcal out of her meals.

The sad thing is that she is right. Males are completely messed up when it comes to sex. Some guys only are interested in disgusting gigantic monsters like her. Even formless dull Becky could find a guy. Women truly have life on easy mode.
whats autism like?
 
I don't think Amber can conceive. I doubt Becky would, which brings me to a :thinking:moment. The boys mentioned at least once that they wanted children. What if they were hoping Becky would be their surrogate?
Oh yes, Neckys fat bulbous head and Erics brillo hair and soy boy mouth, absolute perfection. Also could you even imagine how mad and jealous ALbert would be..
 
I think we can all agree that forcing stuff out through orifices can be a totally unpleasant experience regardless of whether it is your urethra, vagina, and possibly butthole if your diet leads to constipation.


There's a slender (ha!) chance AL could get pregnant but yeah it's unlikely. It would take a lot of determination just to be able to inseminate her and if she was telling the truth about skipping periods then hemorrhaging non-stop for a couple of hours in the shower, she's not really a good candidate. And Becky is almost a poster child for the effects of PCOS, what with that gut and facial hair. She'd have to engage in a lot of genuine self-care to get her body anywhere close to being able to conceive a baby. If they were hoping on Becky carrying their spawn even before AL came on the scene, they have been barking up the wrong tree.

I'm thinking of AL's instant, sharp, near-angry reaction when that baby made a crying sound off camera. She can't be arsed to clip her dog's nails. She can barely bathe herself. Can you imagine her arranging her schedule around the needs of another living being? She doesn't even have the relative stamina of a Tess Holliday. Ugh.
AL doesn't want a child, she wants to be a child forever. I can't imagine he as a mother taking care of an infant when she wants to be taken care of so completely herself.
 
Oh yes, Neckys fat bulbous head and Erics brillo hair and soy boy mouth, absolute perfection. Also could you even imagine how mad and jealous ALbert would be..

Eric has low T, so I guess it would be up to Ricky (as usual) to donate his sperm (or actually engage in sex with Becky - depending on how brave he is).

Amber would be livid with the attention Becky would get and would try to sabotage Becky in any possible ways - suggesting she eats salty foods, drink etc.. There would be plenty of Google searches for how to induce miscarriage in her expensive laptop Macbook Pro.

Joking aside, Becky is a terrible choice for a surrogate mother because she has high blood pressure, which would make for a high risk pregnancy.
 
Eric has low T, so I guess it would be up to Ricky (as usual) to donate his sperm (or actually engage in sex with Becky - depending on how brave he is).

Amber would be livid with the attention Becky would get and would try to sabotage Becky in any possible ways - suggesting she eats salty foods, drink etc.. There would be plenty of Google searches for how to induce miscarriage in her expensive laptop Macbook Pro.

Joking aside, Becky is a terrible choice for a surrogate mother because she has high blood pressure, which would make for a high risk pregnancy.
Aside from her HBP, we've established that she likely has PCOS so that means a high probability of infertility, miscarriage, and gestational diabetes. Not a good candidate whatsoever and that's before we get into her other issues like being unemployed, having no education or motivation, and not being able to take care of herself independently. Of course, the baby would be the gay's, but honestly, I don't see Eric being a much better candidate. Ricky could handle it, but he'd be on his own.
 
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Uh... try again. Amber can't have any guy she wants with the snap of her fingers. She would need to snag a weak-willed man with poor genetics (ugly af), a slow-in-the-mind special little boy, or a feeder. Being able to attract ugly man-children and abusers isn't the accomplishment she thinks it is but it's certainly not life on "easy mode" either.

But why would she need any of those when she already has Becky?
It does not matter why. She is right. Why do you think she has eating on camera? Some portion of her audience is fat fetishists. Amber could have a guy bringing her into him house before Becky knew what happened. It is "easy mode" because she is a dumb whale who cannot do anything and men would still compete over her very large rear.
 
AL doesn't want a child, she wants to be a child forever. I can't imagine he as a mother taking care of an infant when she wants to be taken care of so completely herself.

AL having a child is a horrifying thought. This gorl can barely take care of herself... which we all know. I can just picture her rolled back on their couch, feeding her baby (who is wedged between her arm fat and belly) watered down ranch dressing from their bottle. They like it, you haters!
 
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