CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Suburban Warfare

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I know some people take fish oil or linseed oil pills as a dietary supplement, but you don't take more than a few grams a day. I can't imagine what it would be like to drink a quart of vegetable oil in a futile effort to counteract ricin.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I know some people take fish oil or linseed oil pills as a dietary supplement, but you don't take more than a few grams a day. I can't imagine what it would be like to drink a quart of vegetable oil in a futile effort to counteract ricin.
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You think the BP Gulf Oil Spill was bad? But there won't be a crew of volunteers to clean out his tighty whities and his mom's Prius.
 
They actually let this guy drive?! Glad I don't live anywhere nearby.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
His mom possibly came home to find him in the bathroom naked, shit everywhere, and covered in vegetable oil.

His explanation will be "Nerve gas"
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Her answer will be 'Y'ALL NEED SUM MOAR JEEZUS'

Thetan said:
They actually let this guy drive?! Glad I don't live anywhere nearby.
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From what I believe, no. He's driving illegally.
 
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What happened to his plan to shoot people with airsoft? That plan seemed to go away when he downed a bunch of vegetable oil...
 
Xarpho said:
What happened to his plan to shoot people with airsoft? That plan seemed to go away when he downed a bunch of vegetable oil...
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He did it. Then he decided downing Crisco and snorting asbestos was the way to go.
 
Jace...

Mine's BIGGER! I WIN!!!!

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Ziltoid said:
To prepare his anus.
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He's going to need to prepare his anus considering where he's likely to wind up after all of this is done.
 
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Thetan said:
He's going to need to prepare his anus considering where he's likely to wind up after all of this is done.
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In the space of five minutes I have felt the need to post this twice.

 
DeagleDad420 said:
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The best part? He's sleeping in the cold, in a Prius, in a gas mask he's previously identified as a "WW2 US Navy" gas mask - yeah, the ones in asbestos in them.

You will mesothelioma
You will exposure
You will arrest for petty crime and DUI

And this is all things he's done in the last 12 fucking hours. How many times has he nearly killed himself today again?
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Darwinizing in 3.....2.....1......
 
impossibility said:
Holy shit, 'I don't give a fuck' by the Boss. I haven't heard that track in years. Good choice.
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That doesn't sound like Springsteen to me. :mad:

It's times like this I can't quite believe that Jace is for real. I know the guy has no life, but it's hard to imagine that he doesn't realize how pathetic he sounds, getting all hyped up about TP'ing a teenager's house ("so it'll look all ugly 'n shit!") and shooting in his general direction with a toy gun.

I'm also buttchafed because if he gets his dumb ass thrown in jail or grounded or something, there won't be a Sims livestream to watch this week. :csand:
 
I hope the vegetable oil starts to take effect whilst he is doing the live feed. Of course what happens to him will be due to nerve gas that the Jihadists have released around town & not violent diarrhoea caused by drinking oil.
 
chimpchan said:
I hope the vegetable oil starts to take effect whilst he is doing the live feed. Of course what happens to him will be due to nerve gas that the Jihadists have released around town & not violent diarrhoea caused by drinking oil.
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And I thought no one could top seeing his house burn down by grilled cheese, Jack Stryker sleeping with John Cena, Stryker's wife leaving him for John Cena, Jack Stryker's gaming shack burning down while he's hauled off to jail, all while Stryker pisses his pants.

And to think I was joking that Stryker would shit his pants in the next livestream.
 
Shadow Fox said:
That doesn't sound like Springsteen to me. :mad:

It's times like this I can't quite believe that Jace is for real. I know the guy has no life, but it's hard to imagine that he doesn't realize how pathetic he sounds, getting all hyped up about TP'ing a teenager's house ("so it'll look all ugly 'n shit!") and shooting in his general direction with a toy gun.

I'm also buttchafed because if he gets his dumb ass thrown in jail or grounded or something, there won't be a Sims livestream to watch this week. :csand:
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It can be hard to stomach if you haven't been with him for a while, but this is a recurring thing for him. Jace's insanity is fundementally unpredictable and he experiences frantic mood swings; in my experience, he can go from 0 to 60 in a second with little rhyme or reason, and he switches back and forth between depression and manic paranoia like nothing.

Of course, most of the saga hasn't been like that. He's been calm for most of it, but he threatens to switch into full retard mode at the drop of a hat. He'll be relatively calm and even dare I say "normal" for a while right before he goes on a week-long sperg spree the likes of which have never been seen. Remember that the Trial (and the CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION that followed), the Hater Hitlist, the adderall binge, and his disappearance to Jesus Camp all took place within the span of a week, all of which apropos of absolutely nothing.

Take a look at this video at the 1 minute mark. This is a timeline provided by Gamerfood of the events near the trial. Basically, he was calm for three weeks with little activity (calm), then he was depressed from a fake PTSD attack in ARMA II (depression) and then the next morning he's doing this on near-lethal amounts of prescriptions he randomly swallowed (mania) At the time, all of this seemed completely random and unconnected to anything.

It's hard to narrow it down to one specific "cause", it's not like in a TV show where every change in a character's psychology/behavior can be attributed to one specific event. His insanity simply ebbs and flows like an ocean, and the true reasons for it are likely pretty complicated and unique to him.

On paper it sounds like bipolar disorder, but I think a lot of it can be attributed to the drugs he feels like taking at the moment and his mom's presence/level of control over him. When she's around he seems to be much more calm and reasonable, and likewise, when she's not around he usually seizes the moment and goes full Stryker.

One interesting thing to note is that I think his mom may have finally started to look for a real, non-Jesus based solution. He's been talking a lot about how his mom wants him to see a therapist. I feel like this saga could either get a lot more boring or a lot more crazy depending on how that goes, and depending on how competent the therapist is- that is, assuming Jace actually agrees to see him or her in the first place.
 
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