Suggestion and Update Thread

[José Mourinho]

I'm starting to think that we need to implement a forum-wide rule on people posting for the sole purpose of gaining a lolcow's attention. It was annoying with Connor and Tumblrities, but people self-doxxing in the Shaner thread was the most autistic thing I've seen on these forums.

I already made my thoughts out in 2 Shaner threads. I'm planning to threadban those who unfunnily dox themselves just to get Shaner-sempai's attention.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Can we make a rule against thread titles that are excessively and needlessly long? It's a dumb thing to care about, but almost every newer lolcow thread has this problem. It reminds me of Upworthy. "This Tumblrina's Animal Abuse Will Make You Feel Feelings." "15 Reasons Why This Transgender Attention Whore Should Be Ashamed of Herself." "This Lolcow Conclusively Proves That Retarded Manchildren Are Funny." It's condescending and I would rather not be told what to think about things before I even read them.

 

[HG 400]

Start a donation drive to purchase a sex act from ADF on behalf of the Kiwi Farms to see if he's pathetic and prideless enough to take our money, and if he is make @Pandas Galore show up in Oakland or Portland or w/e to collect on it.

 

[CatParty]

if he's pathetic and prideless enough to take our money,

he is trying to be a professional submissive. you could pay him to pretty much beat the shit out of him

 

[HG 400]

he is trying to be a professional submissive. you could pay him to pretty much beat the shit out of him

Yeah but @Pandas Galore gets that honour. I'm not touching him.

 

[AnOminous]

Start a donation drive to purchase a sex act from ADF on behalf of the Kiwi Farms to see if he's pathetic and prideless enough to take our money, and if he is make @Pandas Galore show up in Oakland or Portland or w/e to collect on it.

Better yet, pay him for something really gross and disgusting then turn him in to Social Security for working despite claiming to be disabled.

 

[Holdek]

Change "LOLCOW CULTS" to "SACRED COWS"

 

[HG 400]

Ban @Null and make me admin.

 

[Mr. 0]

I say this in chat but oddly never asked here (as far as I remember)

A "homosexual" rating. That looks like this:

 

[Ruin]

When a thread in the Community Watch board gets locked for being too full of autism and fail can it have a custom label reading "It died of dysentery?"

 

[AnOminous]

When a thread in the Community Watch board gets locked for being too full of autism and fail can it have a custom label reading "It died of dysentery?"

Why not a biohazard symbol and "Quarantined?"

 

[Strelok]

Now that we've seperated websites and communities into a separate subforum, can we bring back the various lolcow labels for the individuals subforum, such as horrorcow, "artist", SJW, MRA, etc etc.

 

[Ruin]

Anyone linking to the Farms from Sluthate or Lookism should be redirected to this.

http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/

 

[Rin]

Anyone linking to the Farms from Sluthate or Lookism should be redirected to this.

http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/

On the one hand, Katawa Shoujo is too good for them. On the other, I bet they manage to find the Kenji ending on the first try.

 

[Randall Fragg]

@Null
Can we add some version of these as thread tags to the ADF subforum?

Spoiler

For big events/threats.

Facebook updates:

Facebook Friends (John Langley, Kinny, ect)

Related People (Jordham, Zhane, ect)

 

[sugoi-chan]

Suggestion: take group post thread notifications out of chat. Almost everytime I see one it detours chat into "I can't see that post." "It's probably a group post." "Oh, which group" etc.

And let the Loveshy board have Semper Fi ratings.

 

[CatParty]

can we take one of the unused chatboxes and have the thread updates stream in that? i think having a dedicated update stream would:
1. keep normal chat clean
2. let all updates be seen (i know the loveshy ones are not streamed in chat)

 

[Mr. 0]

Speaking of chat, any chance of getting a subtitle feature added to it?

 

[Clown Doll]

ADF board might benefit from a 'Side-Ops' board where ADF-themed fan creations can go instead of having to be scattered in IC and Off-Topic. Dunno if it'll rate a sub-board just yet, but maybe in the future. Idk, just a thought.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Suggestion: more trophies based on ratings besides likes. Although that could backfire and create a lot more shitposting in an attempt to garner autistic ratings or something, so this might be a bad idea.