Suicide Liveblog - Attention whoring thread

[Colt 45]

gonna liveblog my self delete over the next 72 hours. i'll keep y'all updated. in the meantime, pour yourself a cold one and have at it

edit: i'm too pussy; fuck me up harder folks

 

[Calooby]

Who are you and what are you doing flopping in the wind with THOSE cheeks?! Get the fuck out of my sight immediately!

 

[Maskull]

Man, what a disappointment.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Don’t forget to blame it on Jersh when you livestream it

 

[Resident Evil]

I'd rather you not kill yourself. Besides the whole mess your folks will have to witness and the police will have to clean, human life is pretty valuable, and hope does exist. Like fleeting leaves on rocking hurricanes, sure, but it's there all the same.

Plus, we're a laughing forum. There's nothing funny about some miserable person dying without any clue to who they are. I mean, there's nothing funny about suicide in general, but ya catch my drift.

 

[theshep]

We don't do personal blogs here, take it to Tumblr.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

smell a dog's ass

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Wine is fine but whiskeys quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Grab a bottle drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows

 

[Knight of the Rope]

You didn't even last ten minutes into your 72-hour sunset stream. You should legit kill yourself for that level of failure alone.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

just wanna pick your brain, what made you want to broadcast it here?