Summers Game Fest 2023

I cant wait to open the Creation Kit, experience the exact same bugs as Morrowind and find all the copy pasted Skyrim assets like Fallout 76 had.
 
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Starfield game of the century, despite the reveal of the space magic.
Also not a single mention of Halo (Infinite or the tv show) in that keynote.
 
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That game with the neet, I can already tell its gonna be a walking simulator with a "men bad" theme, they don't have the balls to even show a neutral perspective on the subject.

Fallout 5 after this space crap and after the next elder scrolls, so never ever then.

They should hire the New Vegas guys again, they are clearly the only ones able to make a good Fallout game.......and nothing else since Outer Worlds sucked. Too bad lying todd is a whiny jelly bitch who 13 years later is still seething about NV.
Epoch said:
All this talk of realism, yet the in space stuff is the most arcade thing ever.
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Bethesda have been appealing to the lowest common denominator since skyrim, the only more basic-bitch RPG make out there is ubisoft with asscreed.

If you want realistic space shit you go into Kerbal territory and most people can't even play that shit, too complicated for the PATW generation.
Anonitolia said:
That sandwich shit is making me groan. 2000s-level lolrandom humor. Why do companies still do this.
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People like todd are borderline boomers now, that kind of humor was popular when they were in their early thirties, which was around 20 years ago.
 
cybertoaster said:
If you want realistic space shit you go into Kerbal territory and most people can't even play that shit, too complicated for the PATW generation.
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I just use Space Engine's flight simulator mode, fully Newtonian with the entire universe simulated, powered by slavjank code.
 
D.Angus said:
Here, I'll spoil the ending for you;

Xir finds the Stargate and revolutionizes space travel now that near instantaneous travel is now possible.
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Nah I fully expect a 2001 style ending. Considering the entire plot is a knockoff of 2001 in the first place, finding an ancient relic that communicates with you and drives you to find the source.
 
ShitLurker said:
This is the modern trend I hate the most. Specially in a single player one. If you need to dangle keys in front of me day -300 it just tells me your skimping out from the getgo on me and that you don't trust your base product, so why should I?
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They are probably going to hamfist in the atom shop from fallout 76, not like that will matter since they don't encrypt the ESPs or even check if you own it. You can probably just load the skins as a mod, if its more than that you can just make a mod to unlock them. Although I very much expect them to try and clamp down on modding.
 
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I'm super excited for the 3 kinds of radiant quests and I know you fellas are too. Todd & The Gang are super good at making non-boring games.
 
I like how they had a entire section about customizing your characters appearance, only for literally all the gameplay to be shown with a full ass space suit on.
 
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So what's the over under on Tamriel Rebuilt being completed before Elder Scrolls 6? Considering starfield has taken 6 years and its been 12 years since Skyrim came out.
D.Angus said:
I like how they had a entire section about customizing your characters appearance, only for literally all the gameplay to be shown with a full ass space suit on.
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Nobody is even going to use their customization system as soon as CBBE 3BA tit physics ass physics cock physics with testicle hair gets ported.
 
Epoch said:
They are probably going to hamfist in the atom shop from fallout 76, not like that will matter since they don't encrypt the ESPs or even check if you own it. You can probably just load the skins as a mod, if its more than that you can just make a mod to unlock them. Although I very much expect them to try and clamp down on modding.
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It's a given. That Fallout 76 wasn't killed and buried after all the horseshit that happened with it also means that it made money which speaks volumes about the average consumer/whale. We truly cannot have nice things anymore.
 
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Epoch said:
The normally Epic Games funded PC games show is starting in ~8 minutes. If you still have any bit of optimism left you want to erase.
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Seeing as I'm already here, already optimistic, and having my notifications flooded by this thread, I might as well lol
 
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