Summers Game Fest 2023

[D.Angus]

Buy an Alienware you consoomer faggot!

 

[CIS White Droid]

Holy shit that HLL trailer was embarrassing

 

[Anonitolia]

PLEASE dear god SHUT THE HOST UP

 

[Epoch]

good to know its all schlock so I don't feel like I'm missing anything when I piss

 

[D.Angus]

"I want to be a Wizard.. Fully Gandalfed out."

Fuck off. We're a culture, not a costume.

 

[trent]

Just show the fucking game.

 

[Anonitolia]

this animation encapsulates everything wrong with modern medieval settings in a nutshell

>constant spouting of contemporary dialogue no matter the context
>diverse and period-inappropriate cast which is mostly human despite having a world with a fuck ton of interesting and alien races to consider
>any traditionally fantasy plotlines, especially involving princesses or dragons, always done with "irony" aka nothing takes itself seriously and is embarrassed to be fantasy at all
>massive tone issues in general

 

[Blitzsneed]

Just show the fucking game.

You got your monkey's paw wish. AND WE GOT A TRANNY! DING DING DING!
Looked more closely into it, she isn't one. She's just a chinese woman.

 

[KonradCruise]

>Oh boy VIDEOGAMES
>Begin watching
>


>Close tab

 

[CIS White Droid]

Knowing that there will be minimal racism towards Tieflings in BG3 makes playing that race relatively pointless.

 

[trent]

They made Baldurs Gate into a sandbox.

Who wants this?

 

[CIS White Droid]

Cool another pixelart hack 'n slash. Really flexing those creative muscles.

 

[Anonitolia]

god damn that music is terrible

 

[D.Angus]

D.Angus

 

[trent]

god damn that music is terrible

It's 2007 and you will enjoy the dubstep!

 

[Anonitolia]

How long is this going to last for? It feels like torture

 

[CIS White Droid]

Great now I'm reminded that Bungie made the new Marathon game a fucking extraction shooter. Fuck this gay earth.

 

[Anonitolia]

>stealth extraction horror
this doesn't MEAN ANYTHING

 

[Anonitolia]

That was an alright trailer, but it told me nothing about the game and didn't look interesting enough for me to care regardless of that...

 

[CIS White Droid]

I'd be interested in an ancient Rome city builder if the graphics weren't absolute dogshit.