Summon a Kiwi

[KiwiMisetté]

Take it literally, metaphorically- I dont care. Write down a few ingredients on the post that you have used to summon the Kiwi.

 

[Ol' Puss]

Lolcow tears.

 

[Begemot]

Diseased zebra semen.
Skin of a dead arch-angel
the copper smell of a skin-walker
Oil produced from the irredeemable grease from @Autphag's hair
The whispers of my broken heart.....

 

[ShittyRecolor]

69 minutes of tumblrtard dangerhairs REEE-ing at cartoon frogs trapped in one of LTG's piss bottles.

 

[ES 148]

the '@' symbol

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

cup of semen-fanta
tears of an autistic person
an actual kiwi fruit
tard cum

that's pretty much it

 

[DeadwastePrime]

@Deadwaste

 

[DeadwastePrime]

wait a minute

 

[c-no]

The @ symbol is good for summoning online.

Otherwise to summon them IRL:
the blood of an autistic person
a keyboard
a picture of the Kiwi's avatar
and the blood of the Kiwi user

I used it to summon the KiwiFarms user @c-no

 

[Randy Lahey]

@Kiwi Jeff

 

[cypocryphy]

Islam

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Kiwi Jeff

I am here

 

[Randy Lahey]

I am here

I win the thread I guess