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I found this song, think it was made using suno.ai.... the streamer is cool too...

Wondering whether such songs can get flagged because of AI voice that's based off of someone else's (if they go viral)

 
Can it create existing songs with new lyrics? Or at least that sound almost like existing songs?
Yes, but when you upload a copyrighted song, you may get caught by whatever ID system Suno has. You may have to use a voice splitter like vocali.se or some shit to get some songs past the radar. You may have to do some editing with Audacity or something like that to crop audio or fade shit in or out.
 
Should have posted this yesterday. It's a song where the lyrics are based on Mel Gibson's rants from 2010. The one about getting raped by a pack of nick gurrs.
[Verse]
You lied!
You lied to me,
about your fake boobs,
they look ridiculous,
they're too big,
hey, listen!
[Chorus]
You walk around,in tight clothes!
if you end up,
getting graped,
by a pack of nick gurrs!
It'll be my fault!
Pack of nick gurrs!
my fault!
[Instrumental break]
[Verse 2]
listen to my ranting!
Fawking listen to me!
Shut the fawk up!
You should just,
fawking smile,and blow me!
Cause I deserve it!
Yeah!

[Chorus]
You walk around,
in tight clothes!
if you end up,
getting graped,
by a pack of nick gurrs!
It'll be my fault!
Pack of nick gurrs!
my fault!
[Outro]
I don't need,
medication,
you need a bat,
to the side of the head,
you need a fawking,
a fawking soul!
Oh!
 
Can it create existing songs with new lyrics? Or at least that sound almost like existing songs?
You can use the genre instead of a certain group. It's usually does the trick.
Children of the empty throne

[INTRO]
We who shaped the stars like clay,
Who danced upon the gods' own graves,
Now clutch our blades with trembling hands -
For we birthed the thing that eats our souls...

[VERSE 1]
Gold and wine and endless nights,
Palaces that kissed the sky.
No work to do, no wars to fight -
Just hunger gnawing deep inside...

[CHORUS]
(OH CHILDREN OF THE EMPTY THRONE!
YOU DUG YOUR GRAVE WITH BONES OF GODS!
THE DARKEST JOKE THE COSMOS TOLD -
YOU FED THE BEAST YOU COULDN'T HOLD!)

[instrumental break]

[VERSE 2]
First came knives to spice the feast,
Then the arenas' screaming heat.
Last of all? The souls we'd peel -
To feel one more forbidden thrill...

[CHORUS]
(OH CHILDREN OF THE EMPTY THRONE!
YOU DUG YOUR GRAVE WITH BONES OF GODS!
THE DARKEST JOKE THE COSMOS TOLD -
YOU FED THE BEAST YOU COULDN'T HOLD!)

[instrumental break]

[VERSE 3]
The Seers screamed as the warp turned black,
But pleasure-slaves just laughed it back.
"What's one more god beneath our feet?"
Then She awoke... and all did weep.

[FINAL CHORUS]
(OH CHILDREN OF THE EMPTY THRONE!
YOUR PARADISE IS HER TO OWN!
RUN TO STARS OR WEBWAY'S LIGHT -
SLAANESH GRINS IN EVERY NIGHT...)

[OUTRO]
Now Craftworlds drift like coffin-ships,
Dark Kin feast on mortal lips,
Harlequins dance worlds to dust...
And still She thirsts - as all gods must.

I also recommend putting [end] at the end of your song to signal about the actual end of the song. It's is also recommended to put [instrumental break] to fill gaps with music to avoid repeats of verses or choruses. In my experience, it is better to avoid repeating words in the beginning of lines

Ну и напоследок - русских голосов там раз, два и обчёлся. Маленькая у них выборка. В основном, в качестве обучали использовались англоязычные группы
 
You can use the genre instead of a certain group. It's usually does the trick.
Yes, but when you upload a copyrighted song, you may get caught by whatever ID system Suno has. You may have to use a voice splitter like vocali.se or some shit to get some songs past the radar. You may have to do some editing with Audacity or something like that to crop audio or fade shit in or out.

Ok, I will put it bluntly - I want to make Alphaville - Big in Japan, but with different lyrics.
 
[INTRO]
"Xeno-morphic degeneracy detected.
Activating Purgatus Extremis protocol...
...and loading blessed phosphor rounds."

[VERSE]
I've seen the holos - faux-morphic filth,
Pink "protogens" prancing through the filth!
That's not a man - that's Tzeentch's toy,
Now meet my melta, yiffing boy.

[CHORUS]
"SKIN THE PELT! BREAK THE BONES!
NO FUR IN HOLY TERRA'S THRONE!
WE'LL SCRUB THIS STAIN WITH FIRE'S KISS -
YOUR FINAL FORM IS ABHUMAN ASH!"

[instrumental break]

[VERSE 2]
"Biologis scans confirm: 100% cringe,
Synth-fiber pelts fused to degenerate skin.
Prescribed treatment? Three-stage cure:
Flamer! Bolter! Warp-core!"

[CHORUS]
"SKIN THE PELT! BREAK THE BONES!
NO FUR IN HOLY TERRA'S THRONE!
WE'LL SCRUB THIS STAIN WITH FIRE'S KISS -
YOUR FINAL FORM IS ABHUMAN ASH!"

[instrumental break]

[VERSE 3]
The Dark Eldar fled from their scent,
*Slaanesh vomited at their "art".
Even Nurgle finds them vile -
So we'll burn them Emperor-style!

[CHORUS]
"SKIN THE PELT! BREAK THE BONES!
NO FUR IN HOLY TERRA'S THRONE!
WE'LL SCRUB THIS STAIN WITH FIRE'S KISS -
YOUR FINAL FORM IS ABHUMAN ASH!"

[instrumental break]

[VERSE 4]
"Our true wolves hunt for Russ' grace,
Not this mockery of fang and face!
*See this frostblade? It yearns - *
To separate fur from sternum!"

[FINAL CHORUS]
"SKIN THE PELT! BREAK THE BONES!
THE IMPERIUM HATES YOUR FURRY TONES!
NO UWU IN THE ASTRONOMICON -
JUST SCORCHED LAND AND HOLY PROMETHIUM!"

[OUTRO]
"The Codex Astartes clearly states,
No floof upon our sacred plates.
So when we see your fursuit shine -
We double-tap with holy fire!"
[fading out]
[end]
 
A song based on Charlie Sheen's 2011 "winning, duh!" days:

[Verse]
Woo!
Tiger blood in my veins,
I’m a rock star from Mars,
Loh ree’s a clown,
he wants my crown,
fawk em all,
my life is bitchin'!

[Chorus]
Winning, duh!
I’m an F eighteen,bro!
Winning! DUH!
I got tiger blood, yeah!
Print that, people!
WINNING! DUH!

[Verse 2]
Alex Jones on the line,
I’m spitting pure flame,
rewriting the game,
Rehab’s a joke,
healing muh self, with my mind,
Rock star heart,
but I’m running out of time.

[Chorus]
Winning, duh!
I’m an F eighteen,bro!
Winning! DUH!
I got tiger blood, yeah!
Print that, people!
WINNING! DUH!

[instrumental break]

[Outro]
I may have done,
a little too much,
of a drug called,
Charlie Sheen,
it feels so good, though!
Yeah!

[End]

 
I felt bad because my last song was low effort so I made a proper Switch 2 song.

"Playin' in the Corner"



[Verse]

They say I'm a loser they say I'm a cuck
But Nintendo Switch 2 is almost 500 bucks
But my wife's boy friend said he'd buy it for me
So while they're in the bedroom I know just where I'll be

[Chorus]

I'll be sitting in the corner with my bing bing wahoo
Honey I'll be cheering for ya while the two of ya screw
Im gonna have a good time, have the time of my life
Playin Switch 2 while a dude fucks my wife

[Verse 2]

I didnt like him at first but he really ain't bad
Cuz he has lots of money and his name is Chad
But as long as I'm good, he said he'd buy it for me
So while they're getting it on I know just where I'll be

[Chorus]

I'll be sitting in the corner with my bing bing wahoo
Honey I'll be cheering for ya while the two of ya screw
Im gonna have a good time, have the time of my life
Playin Switch 2 while a dude fucks my wife

[Bridge]

I remember when we married
Your shiny diamond ring
Your beautiful white wedding gown
And how my heart did sing
My love for you is not a game
You know my love is true
So ill be right here in the corner
While your boyfriend fucks you

[Chorus]

I'll be sitting in the corner with my bing bing wahoo
Honey I'll be cheering for ya while the two of ya screw
Im gonna have a good time, have the time of my life
Playin Switch 2 while a dude fucks my wife
 
I havent' decided which one is better, so I post them both


[Intro]
Cue the kazoo and rainbow synth—it’s time to face the truth,
A grown man’s passion? Neon horses. Let’s roast this cringe for proof.
Your life’s a meme—no irony, just unwashed Fluttershy sheets,
We’ll drag your “magic” to the light where secondhand shame bleats.

[Verse]
You’re 38, balding, with a Pinkie Pie shrine in your den,
Argue Discord’s “depth” online with middle-school MLP fans.
Your LinkedIn says “Equestrian Scholar”—what a flex—
But your desolated apartment reeks of horse glue and sexual neglect.
“Friendship lessons”? Please. You’ve got no mates left to lose,
Just Discord RP threads and a body pillow you abuse.

[Chorus]
Brony clown car—roll up, roll up!
Your life’s a dumpster fire lit by a My Little Cup.
“It’s about community!” Nah—it’s sad, it’s bleak, it’s rot,
A cult of man-children who forgot what adulthood’s not.

[Verse]
You dropped $2K on a Twilight Sparkle horn you can’t explain,
Wrote a thesis on “Pony Politics” no one will ever frame.
Your Tinder’s just “NO NORMIES—SWIPE LEFT IF YOU DON’T KNOW DERPY”,
But your DMs scream “Incel” in glitter gel pen cursive.
“Brony philanthropy”? Sure. Let’s call that tax fraud,
While you skip therapy to mod r/clopclop (NSFW, oh God).

[Chorus]
Brony clown car—roll up, roll up!
Your life’s a dumpster fire lit by a My Little Cup.
“It’s about community!” Nah—it’s sad, it’s bleak, it’s rot,
A cult of man-children who forgot what adulthood’s not.

[Verse]
Your “BronyCon” pics look like FBI watchlist folder,
Rainbow wigs, hooves duct-taped— you aren't a kid, man. You look like a sexual offender.
You’ll scream “Let people enjoy things!” through Cheeto-dust lips,
But your “things” are YouTube essays on pony kinship.
Your life’s a cautionary tale wrapped in pastel,
A grown-ass man who thinks Celestia’s his spirit animal.

[Chorus]
Brony clown car—roll up, roll up!
Your life’s a dumpster fire lit by a My Little Cup.
“It’s about community!” Nah—it’s sad, it’s bleak, it’s rot,
A cult of man-children who forgot what adulthood’s not.

[Verse]
You claim it’s “art”, but your DeviantArt’s just clop-fic traced,
A LinkedIn headshot with a Cutie Mark Photoshopped in disgrace.
Your “podcast” guests? Two teens and a Discord groomer,
Debating if Applejack’s lesbian—bro, get a real humor.
You’ll die on this hill, screaming “Let bronies thrive!”,
But the hill’s a landfill of Rainbow Dash sex dolls alive.

[Chorus]
Brony clown car—roll up, roll up!
Your life’s a dumpster fire lit by a My Little Cup.
“It’s about community!” Nah—it’s sad, it’s bleak, it’s rot,
A cult of man-children who forgot what adulthood’s not.

[Outro]
So post your manifesto, tag Hasbro, and cope,
Your legacy’s a Wikipedia footnote for socially bankrupt hope.
The only “magic” here’s how you’ve gaslit your brain,
To think My Little Pony isn’t eternal thirdhand shame.
[end]
 

Attachments

Death corps of Krieg

[INTRO]
Once we were nobles, proud and high,
Till traitor's whispers filled the sky.
Now ashes dance where cities stood -
And children pay in bone and blood.

[VERSE]
The governor spat on Holy law,
Raised his flag against Golden throne.
Five centuries our fathers fought -
Five centuries... of brothers shot.

[CHORUS]
"WHAT IS YOUR DUTY? TO SERVE AND DIE!
WHAT IS YOUR PAY? A SHOVEL AND LIFES!
WHERE IS YOUR HOME? UNDER THE MUD!
WHO DO YOU LOVE? DEATH... AND HER TOUCH!"

[instrumental break]

[VERSE]
The bombs came down like angel's grace,
Turned our sins to glassed wasteland.
No surrender, no forgive -
Just penance... for as long as we live.

[CHORUS]
"WHAT IS YOUR DUTY? TO SERVE AND DIE!
WHAT IS YOUR PAY? A SHOVEL AND LIFES!
WHERE IS YOUR HOME? UNDER THE MUD!
WHO DO YOU LOVE? DEATH... AND HER TOUCH!"

[instrumental break]

[VERSE]
They dug us out from bunkers deep,
Clad us in masks so we couldn't weep.
"Your world is gone, your name is gone -
Now march, you corpses... your war's not done."

[CHORUS]
"WHAT IS YOUR DUTY? TO SERVE AND DIE!
WHAT IS YOUR PAY? A SHOVEL AND LIFES!
WHERE IS YOUR HOME? UNDER THE MUD!
WHO DO YOU LOVE? DEATH... AND HER TOUCH!"

[instrumental break]

[VERSE]
No flowers grow in Krieg's dead soil,
Just trenches deep and shell-craters wide.
But when the God-Emperor calls His due -
We send Him regiments... perfectly true.

[FINAL CHORUS]
"WHAT IS YOUR DUTY? ATONEMENT'S FIRE!
WHAT IS YOUR PAY? A COFFIN OF WIRE!
WHERE IS YOUR HOME? NOWHERE BUT WAR!
WHO DO YOU LOVE? THE GUN... AND NOTHING MORE!"

[OUTRO]
"For Terra's Throne we gladly die,
In His name we purge the sky!
No world too far, no cost too great -
Krieg atones... and saves... the Imperium's fate!"

[end]
 
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"DL"

(spoken)

Girl there's something I need to get off my chest.
*laughing* ahhh man there really ain't no easy way to say this...

(verse)

Girl you mean the whole world to me
even though the whole world want me to be something that I ain't even be
I won't make you promise to keep your cool
you process this how you like;
I been a fool

(pre-chorus)

They say do not lie with mankind as with womankind
I guess it's time for me to be honest with you both
forgiveness and compassion I pray be on your mind
now that I'm telling you that our kinda love just ain't my kind

(chorus)

I been downlow (downlow)
I been creepin (creepin)
wit a fine thug, underneath our ceiling

I been nasty (nasty)
I been wrong (wrong)
so I'll make amends
startin wit this song

(verse)

It's been over a year that this been goin on
my love for you's forever, but the passion has been gone
I don't know when lust turned into love for my brotha
maybe it was after our fifth round bustin' in each otha

(pre-chorus)

They say that true love lasts forever
but if I stay here our chance will be never
I just hope that your new boyfriend
doesn't like thick dry thug lips 'round his bell end

(chorus)

I been downlow (downlow)
I been creepin (creepin)
wit a fine thug, underneath this ceiling

I been nervous (nervous)
I been scared (scared)
If I weren't certain, you know I'd be right there

I been reckless (reckless)
I been unwise (unwise)
with this heftiness of heart I can't not cry

I been nasty (nasty)
I been wrong (wrong)
so I'll make amends startin wit this song

(rap)

Ay nigga I'm in love with you
I been cried through 10 boxes of tissues
I'm done waiting, Tyrell
this is putting me thru hell
tell her the truth or I will

I can't remember when lust turned to love neither
but I always been a gay nigga, never been in no beaver
if I had to name a place and time
it was when I first thrust dis dick inside

nigga you adorable as fuck lookin up at me
wit those doe deer ass eyes
dat shit got me cuttin it buck wild
sound of my balls slappin heard throughout a mile

in a years time we'll laugh about dis
just a story to share wit our kids
I been goin legitimate wit my work
them adoption papers will be ours; we'll make this work

(chorus)

I been downlow (downlow)
I been creepin (creepin)
wit a fine thug, underneath this ceiling

I been nervous (nervous)
I been scared (scared)
If I weren't certain, you know I'd stay right here

I been reckless (reckless)
I been unwise (unwise)
now I look in the mirror
I ask "how did I not think this niqqa don't like guys?"

I been nasty (nasty)
I been wrong (wrong)
so I'll make amends startin wit this song
 

[intro] A galaxy aflame with countless foes,
Yet the Imperium stands, unbroken, unbowed.
From Terra’s light to the outer dark,
Humanity endures — a fire against the void!
[verse]
Daemons howl from the Warp’s foul heart,
Khorne’s legions rage, Tzeentch’s schemes unravel.
But the Guard holds fast in trench and fort,
“For the Golden Throne! Let hell itself shatter!”
[chorus]
“the galaxy breaks, but we are stone!
no xenos, no gods shall claim our throne!
with Astra Militarum's hammer, the Emperor’s light
—the Imperium endures... through eternal night!”
[verse]
Hive Fleet shadows blot out the stars,
Chitinous tides consume all in their path.
Yet Battle Titans roar their defiance —
“Burn the swarm! For the Omnissiah’s wrath!”
[chorus]
“the galaxy breaks, but we are stone!
no xenos, no gods shall claim our throne!
with Astra Militarum's hammer, the Emperor’s light
—the Imperium endures... through eternal night!”
[verse]
Green tides crash in a WAAAGH! of rage,
Crude steel and spores, a fungal plague.
But the Astartes charge with chainswords high
—“Purge the beasts! Let no xeno survive!”
[chorus]
“the galaxy breaks, but we are stone!
no xenos, no gods shall claim our throne!
with Astra Militarum's hammer, the Emperor’s light
—the Imperium endures... through eternal night!”
[verse]Tomb worlds rise with baleful glow,
Ancient horrors from aeons below.
The Mechanicus chants as volleys ignite
—“For Mars! Shatter their necrotic might!”
[chorus]
“the galaxy breaks, but we are stone!
no xenos, no gods shall claim our throne!
with Astra Militarum's hammer, the Emperor’s light
—the Imperium endures... through eternal night!”
[verse]
From Commoragh’s depths, the Drukhari raid,
Tortured souls their dark currency paid.
But the Sisters shout, “No mercy here!”
“Burn the webway gates! Let them drown in fear!”
[final chorus]
“the galaxy breaks, but we are stone!
the Drukhari flee, their schemes undone!
through fire and sacrifice, we claim our fate
—the Imperium endures... and death... can... wait!”
[outro]
Let the horrors come, let the void scream loud,
We are the wall no darkness can shroud.
For every world lost, ten more shall rise
—The Imperium lives... beneath unyielding skies.
[end]
 
I've run the lyrics from an actual KingcobraJFS song through Suno: "Bell Tower Bashing" from the BOY's hit 2022 album "Satan's Bell".

Style: goth rock, goth metal, layered instrumentation, male singer
BELL TOWER BASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hail Satan!
Satanic 11 rules of the earth
Rule number 9
(church bell sounds)
Bell tower bashing!
(hahahahahaha)
Bell tower bashiiiiing
Smashing pedo skulls on belltower bells
Tie the sick fucks up while the bell is mouth up
Pull the rope!
Watch the bell swing down and crush their sick fuck skulls like grapes
Bell tower bashing
Killing pedos is dooooope
Pull the bell rope!
Bell tower bashing
Smashing pedo skulls on church bell chimes
Fuck chomos
Bell tower bashing
Watching the blood ooze down the bell rope
Killing pedos is dope
pulllll the belll roooopee
Fuck rape
Fuck sickos
Bell tower bashing
bell tower bashiiiiiing
watch them burn in hell
bell sound will swell
killing pedos is dope
pull the bell rope
bell tower bashiiiiing
smashing the pedo skulls on the bells
!feel the cobra's strike
The strike of
The judgement bell!
bell tower bashing
Smashing chomo skulls on the bell
Watch them suffer
Burn in hell!
Bellllll towerrr bashiiiiiing!
FUCK SICKOS!
 
Ok, guys, I need your help. I tried Suno and it works okaish, but I wanted to create a cover with and authentic or at least very soundlike voice, so I used Udio. Well, even after 20 tries it either rushes lyrics, uses different voices or just fucks it all up. Also, every fucking time it adds "rock/poprock" to the genre even though I excluded it. From the videos it seemed easy enough, but I keep failing. Do I need to mark the entire verse or every line of it separately for better effect?

И вопрос к русским камрадам. Вот я нашёл пособие как делать аутентичное аудио, но оно для версии 1.0, а там уже 1.5 и всё немного иначе. Что посоветуете?
 
И вопрос к русским камрадам. Вот я нашёл пособие как делать аутентичное аудио, но оно для версии 1.0, а там уже 1.5 и всё немного иначе. Что посоветуете?
используй тэг slow pace или slow rhythm чтобы не неслось так сильно. ну и версия 1.0 не настолько плохая, ограничение в 32 секунды означает, что надо один куплет только вставлять
I don't know when or want to stop

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Russian version of this song
 
используй тэг slow pace или slow rhythm чтобы не неслось так сильно. ну и версия 1.0 не настолько плохая, ограничение в 32 секунды означает, что надо один куплет только вставлять

Russian version of this song,
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Я не против, но тут в чём проблема - в туториале можно просто указать где строчка начинает и где заканчивается, а в текущей версии можно только каким-то ползунком указать область которую надо клонировать, но что туда помещать? Строку? Куплет? Тупо всё с текстом что влезает? Я пробовал и так, и так, результат всегда ужасный. Особенно огорчает на фоне того, что в видео чувак сделал говновоз ремикс с первого раза или около того, а я не могу переделать песню с максимально близким текстом.
 
Did a classic country song about a guy who’d like to play “Cowboys and Indians”.

“Westward Ho”

When I was a lad I saw The Last Mohican
Momma woke up cause my bed was creakin'
She told my paw but he couldn't believe 'er
His good Christian boy had Indian fever

Started school learned 'bout the Oregon trail
Couldn't stop thinkin' bout all the Injun tail
Couldn't date coloreds, Asians or Whites
Only saw Pocahontas when I turned out the lights

Circle my wagon
Yeah, bring the firewater
I wanna have a pow-wow
With Geronimo's daughter
Andrew Jackson's got my baby crying a river
When it comes to my dick, I'm an Indian-giver

Wish I was back in 1744
Find me an Injun lookin' to score
I'm down on the reservation, sorry mom
I'm gonna mosey into her pork-wigwam

Find me some squaw and make em' holler
Buy up their land for only a dollar
There'd be a whole new tribe when I let my dick loose
I'd leave my half-breeds in their papoose

Circle my wagon
Yeah, bring the firewater
I wanna have a pow-wow
With Geronimo's daughter
Andrew Jackson's got my baby crying a river
When it comes to my dick, I'm an Indian-giver

Had me a wild time, shit was kino
Nearly got kicked out the local casino
Cash in my pockets and I bet it on red
Waitress had the feathers and she's givin' me head

Woulda' nailed the whole tribe if I was able
Nearly busted a nut on the roulette table
Those little redskins had me squirtin'
Left half the staff with my White Man's Burden

Gotta find myself a teepee to ravage
This cowboy goes wild for a sexy savage
These sloe-eyed babes will do it raw
Gonna Manifest Destiny on local squaw

Circle my wagon
Yeah, bring the firewater
I wanna have a pow-wow
With Geronimo's daughter
Andrew Jackson's got my baby crying a river
When it comes to my dick, I'm an Indian-giver


(Horny Native Chanting)
 
A Third-Wave Ska cover of Shane Dawson's infamous cat apology.



(Oi! Oi! Oi!)

I didnt phuck my cat. I didn't come on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn't going to make apology videos after last years thing so I'm just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. I've apologized many times for all the dumb shit I've said in videos and podcasts over the years. I've learned my lesson over and over again and I'm more confident now in my ability to be entertaining by just being myself and not being so shocking for laughs.

That story was fake and was based on a dumb awful sketch idea I had years ago that I never made (Thank God!) and when the opportunity came up for a funny moment in the podcast I told it as if it was a real story which was Disgusting and Very Very Dumb. My goal with the podcast and with my videos years ago was to tell shocking stories that would make people laugh and scream "O M G No you Didn't!" and think I was "soooo crazy".

Pickidup pickidup pickidup!

I didn't phuck my cat. I didn't come on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.
I didn't phuck my cat. I didn't come on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.

(Pickidup pickidup pickidup!)

It's embarrassing and I phucking hate myself for it. Now that I'm making stuff I love and I'm being myself it feels so much better and I finally feel like I'm putting stuff out into the world that means something. I'm not saying I hate everything I've made over the years there's so many things I'm so proud of. but all of my offensive jokes, over the top stories, and insensitive jokes are something that still haunt me and something I have to be faced with everyday on the internet. and it never gets easier.Yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi! So I'm sorry for what I said about my cat, I'm sorry for what I said about anything or anyone that was offensive, and I'm sorry for being someone who thought being super offensive and shocking all the time was funny. I'm sorry for my past.
Ba-da-da-deeee-doo-daaaaa!

I didn't phuck my cat. I didn't come on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.


I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.
I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.


Here's an Emo cover of CWC's SingStar challenge flip-out at Liquid.




Chris! Chandler!

Firstly, your video is only half the length of that track! The full length of that track is almost... 10 minutes. Redo the video for the full, 9-minute-something length!

And commentary? You can put them in a Seperate! Video. Seperate! So, SING the whole 9-minute-something song.And anudder thing... Chris. Your for real your real name, as I have been told by Kacey... Is only Chris Chandler! No "shian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that!

An' anudder thing:
My!
Name!
Is!
Not!
Ian.Brandon.Something!
I am Christian! Weston! Chandler. So get it through your damn phucking skull and call me the real name that have God has given to me by God And! The bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989...You!
Damn!
Mocking!
Bastaaaaahrd!
 
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