Super Bowl Salt

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Oh shit, this should be interesting.


I wonder how many milliseconds will elapse between the airing of the commercial and the flood of tweets about why the commercial isn't inclusive enough, doesn't have enough trans women of color, capitalism is trying to exploit Kweer Identity, etc.
I'm waiting for the inevitable flood of REEEEEing about how this commercial is promoting the gay agenda and how all based magapedes should boycott Coco Cola by buying coke and then blowing it up
 
What is the point of this boycott shit? Do the people really think typing "#boycottNFL on their twitter accounts with 2 followers is going to somehow stop the NFL?
Because not screeching like an autistic over something is 10 years ago that being said should be a good game

Wow that convince people to join your side
 
Y'know, when I ventured into the cesspool of leftist Twitter, I figured I would find some really thought-provoking and insightful posts about why liking sports makes you a capitalist, but I didn't expect it to be this fucking bad.

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Conservatives are REEEEing about the game
Liberals are REEEEing about the game
Why do people still argue against horseshoe theory
 
Conservatives are REEEEing about the game
Liberals are REEEEing about the game
Why do people still argue against horseshoe theory

Look at it this way, the Super Bowl is such a big event, We're getting a salt overdose even before the coin toss!
 
Forgot to add, people are getting worked up over Justin Timberlake is doing the halftime show and are bringing up the Janet Jackson incident that happened 14 years ago lol.
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There's also the rumor circulating yesterday that a Prince hologram will play along side JT during the half time show. Many people bring up Prince dind't like the idea of this and possibly had a beef with Timberlake while he was alive. Apparently, one of Prince's relatives said this isn't happening, but we'll have to see.

Honestly, the whole dead performer hologram is exceptional IMO.
 
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The right-wing anti Superbowl cows and the left-wing anti Superbowl cows agree the game should be boycotted, but the reasons why are opposites. Does this mean if they started arguing over why the game is bad, they would come to the conclusion the game is good and watch it to piss the other side off? Or would an argument of this nature cancel each sides out and open a black hole? I feel this is some complex theoretical physics problem.
 
I do sympathise with the former fans turned boycotters, I think they're justified in not wanting to support the organisation. Like, the whole point to them is to show up and support the home team, "our boys" out there on the field. The whole kneeling thing is basically a big "fuck you" to their values, so I understand their anger. Doesn't make their allcaps boomerspeak ranting any less funny though.
 
Fuck the patriots
^This, now and forever.
(you should probably pre-emptively add the "LOCALLY SOURCED" tag to the title of this thread, 'cause when the Patriots inevitably win, we're gonna see that shit flow for years)

HAH SUCK IT PATFAGS
 
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Wait, so what ad did the NFL decide not to run?
It was a print ad that a veterans group made that encouraged people to stand up during the national anthem.

Edit: This was the original print ad that was rejected:
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The groups made a follow up video on January 1st:
 
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