SUPER EASY DINNER IDEA - 3/28/2018

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This might be the most disgusting thing I've seen her cook, and that's saying a lot.
 
Those mushrooms are a crime against humanity. That's not how we saute, gorl. FUCK, look at a video of someone cooking for once.
 
sixcarbchiligorl said:
Oooh, Becky seems pissed at AL from the six minute mark on. Come on Becky, open your eyes and leave our gurl.
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Easier said than done now, just because ALR prob has phased herself into every inch of Becky's life. Probably on the same phone plan, bank accounts, "ek - setra." No doubt though that Becky would FEEL 100% better without being obligated to take care of Amber's planetary ass. She probably has constant anxiety like anyone else would living with such a manipulative, abusive person.

Whatthefuck said:
Those mushrooms are a crime against humanity. That's not how we saute, gorl. FUCK, look at a video of someone cooking for once.
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I had the same thoughts and cringed at the idea of her 'sauteing' with water and minced garlic. Fucking nasty.
 
Her food looks so terrible! It makes me wonder how she ate as a child. Sure, not everyone can make 5 star sushi, but nobody's cooking is that bad! She had no excuse because there are entire YouTube channels dedicated to cooking.
 
I'm assuming no one told her that the seasoning goes on the chicken BEFORE you put the canned soup in... not after...
 
So...we're just "journaling" entire catalogs as an activity now? I would imagine finding a hobby above a second grade level would add some much needed spice to life that isn't Mrs. Dash.
 
I was curious as to how badly AL butchered the original recipe so a quick Google search found it:


Aside from omitting a stick of butter AL actually did follow the recipe. It was meant to be cooked on low, not high, but other than that and the butter she did follow the recipe. The comments are full of people questioning their recipe also.
 
She was cooking the rice without a lid. How do you fuck up cooking rice? They give you the cooking instructions on the package.
 
formerfatcow said:
She was cooking the rice without a lid. How do you fuck up cooking rice? They give you the cooking instructions on the package.
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Amber can't read. That's why she thinks page numbers are a good indication of where you are in a book and stickers are all she journals with.
 
It looked like straight up puke. Now she can be even more lazy with her cooking and just throw shit in the grockbot. And wtf with that elementary school collage? All of clothing she could never fit into .
 
Her development arrested somewhere around 14. These are the best years of her life. We are watching her cook crockpot slop and lament about her deepressshun, and make minimum wage while doing it. Sad really.
 
“Becky did want me to go, but — y’know!” If it were reversed, I think we’d get another “MAH DUHPRESSUN” video :thinking:
 
You know how you've vomited so much that all you have left is yellow stomach bile? Yeah. This is exactly what that looks like - mixed with condensed milk. Enjoy!
 
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