SUPER EASY DINNER IDEA - 3/28/2018

[Whatthefuck]

“Becky did want me to go, but — y’know!” If it were reversed, I think we’d get another “MAH DUHPRESSUN” video

"Becky did want me to go, but - y'know [I'm a massive fucking cunt].

 

[Long time lurker]

10:34min vid, 6 ads.

- Amber is using a selfie stick. I guess that holding the phone in her hand would prevent anything behind her from being seen.
- It was kind of hard to see, but she has almost one pound of chicken in there.
- Amber says: "I love having a crock-pot it just I don't know it's great to have your food cooking while you're doing other things around the house you don't have to pay attention I feel like people with like children and like a job where they have to leave the house this would be great". So she doesn't need one.
- Amber puts a whole package (6 half breasts) in the crock pot and dumps two cans of cream of chicken soup (nasty looking stuff) on top. 98% fat free, of course. I wonder if it's also sodium free...
- If you're going to watch this shit, do yourself a favor and turn CC on. The amount of words CC couldn't decipher during the few seconds Amber is adding seasonings is amazing.
- 4 or 3 1/2 hours on high. For chicken breast.
- "kind of make like a Torrid scrapbook area". It's called a collage, Amber. Amberism of the day (weak one) "I'm frighten for" (when she tells the viewers she hasn't glued the photos yet). All of the photos are of "larger" models. None of them hold a candle to Amber, though. We'd need two or three of them to come close to Amber's girth.
- Amber tells us her plans on how to make the Torrid scrapbook "area". She'll take a picture of the pages, take the cut pieces out and then glue them. It's going to be super freaking difficult. TMW doing kindergarten activities becomes the most challenging thing you do all day...
- Oh, look! Amber, the brave, courageous gurl has managed to glue all the shit down on a notebook. Please pat her back, god knows she can't do it herself.
- Shows us her last dose of Wellbutrin because...I don't know. Need to get more stuff in the video? I was wrong, it's because it's kinda sad. OK then.
- Goodbye Wellbutrin. Amber is sad to see you go, even though she claims it didn't work for her.
- Shows us boiled mushrooms and boiled rice. Then shows us the plated slop with the mushrooms on another plate. Says she didn't make enough mushrooms - it looks like she'll have all of them. Tells us "it smells super good and tastes really good". Such a great writer...much vocabulary...
- Filler segment: lying on the couch, covered by a comforter (or a sheet. Hard to tell) playing with one of the boys' dogs while Twinkie looks.
- Cuts to Becky reading a comic book. Amber tries to make up a conversation, but Becky is having none of it. They have a weird interaction where Amber keeps reminding Becky she doesn't like superhero stuff. Becky's tone and body language is that of a teenager trying to explain to their aunt what makes a video game cool.
- Amber asks Becky which movie she wants to see next and before Becky has time to answer Amber brings the topic back to what she wants. CC reads "I want to see carb blockers". Well played CC!
- Time for me to skip ahead. They're discussing movies they want to see, with Amber not caring about what Amber wants and only showing over the top excitement when it's something she wants.
- I lied and didn't skip. Let me get this straight - Becky went to the movie the day the video was made and they're going to the theater again the next day???
- Comment call out. I'm out.

 

[plant boy]

Becky is OVER it.

Btw... I remember her distinctly saying Becky only likes shrooms out of a can. So she purposefully makes some squeaky ass, water-sauteed mushrooms for Becky’s dinner? She will get upset if Becky says she doesn’t like them... so what is amberlynn really? a masochist who wants to watch her girlfriend suffer, or a sadist who wants to be told her cooking is actual trash?

Either way gorl, marinate your damn chicken.

 

[Rotogravure]

Jesus that "food".

 

[Long time lurker]

a masochist who wants to watch her girlfriend suffer, or a sadist who wants to be told her cooking is actual trash?

A little bit of bolth.

Amber likes to humiliate other people, and mocking Becky for being a picky eater might be part of it. I guess there is also a part of her that hopes Becky will refuse to eat the slop and will go out to eat (with Amber by her side, obviously).

The other thing is that some people are only happy if they're sad. Amber is one of those people - she's stuck on emo child mode. Becky (or everybody who saw that thumbnail) commenting on her cooking prowess will make her sad, which she will use to prove that she has depression because in her infantile mind sad = depression.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Becky is OVER it.

Btw... I remember her distinctly saying Becky only likes shrooms out of a can. So she purposefully makes some squeaky ass, water-sauteed mushrooms for Becky’s dinner? She will get upset if Becky says she doesn’t like them... so what is amberlynn really? a masochist who wants to watch her girlfriend suffer, or a sadist who wants to be told her cooking is actual trash?

Either way gorl, marinate your damn chicken.

Jesus, at least season it properly. I refuse to believe that a 500+ elbee gorl has never watched a cooking show. Laziness is what it boils down to (pun about her disgusting boiled mushrooms not intended). There is no way that concoction tasted "good". If you have a redneck palate of consistently processed sodium infused food, then perhaps that tastes good to you, but there is no way that was a pleasant meal for a real person who eats fresh food.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She puts mushrooms in chili, goddamnit. She can't put them IN the chicken and jaundice sauce?

 

[PiggyPie]

10:34min vid, 6 ads.

- Amber is using a selfie stick. I guess that holding the phone in her hand would prevent anything behind her from being seen.
- It was kind of hard to see, but she has almost one pound of chicken in there.
- Amber says: "I love having a crock-pot it just I don't know it's great to have your food cooking while you're doing other things around the house you don't have to pay attention I feel like people with like children and like a job where they have to leave the house this would be great". So she doesn't need one.
- Amber puts a whole package (6 half breasts) in the crock pot and dumps two cans of cream of chicken soup (nasty looking stuff) on top. 98% fat free, of course. I wonder if it's also sodium free...
- If you're going to watch this shit, do yourself a favor and turn CC on. The amount of words CC couldn't decipher during the few seconds Amber is adding seasonings is amazing.
- 4 or 3 1/2 hours on high. For chicken breast.
- "kind of make like a Torrid scrapbook area". It's called a collage, Amber. Amberism of the day (weak one) "I'm frighten for" (when she tells the viewers she hasn't glued the photos yet). All of the photos are of "larger" models. None of them hold a candle to Amber, though. We'd need two or three of them to come close to Amber's girth.
- Amber tells us her plans on how to make the Torrid scrapbook "area". She'll take a picture of the pages, take the cut pieces out and then glue them. It's going to be super freaking difficult. TMW doing kindergarten activities becomes the most challenging thing you do all day...
- Oh, look! Amber, the brave, courageous gurl has managed to glue all the shit down on a notebook. Please pat her back, god knows she can't do it herself.
- Shows us her last dose of Wellbutrin because...I don't know. Need to get more stuff in the video? I was wrong, it's because it's kinda sad. OK then.
- Goodbye Wellbutrin. Amber is sad to see you go, even though she claims it didn't work for her.
- Shows us boiled mushrooms and boiled rice. Then shows us the plated slop with the mushrooms on another plate. Says she didn't make enough mushrooms - it looks like she'll have all of them. Tells us "it smells super good and tastes really good". Such a great writer...much vocabulary...
- Filler segment: lying on the couch, covered by a comforter (or a sheet. Hard to tell) playing with one of the boys' dogs while Twinkie looks.
- Cuts to Becky reading a comic book. Amber tries to make up a conversation, but Becky is having none of it. They have a weird interaction where Amber keeps reminding Becky she doesn't like superhero stuff. Becky's tone and body language is that of a teenager trying to explain to their aunt what makes a video game cool.
- Amber asks Becky which movie she wants to see next and before Becky has time to answer Amber brings the topic back to what she wants. CC reads "I want to see carb blockers". Well played CC!
- Time for me to skip ahead. They're discussing movies they want to see, with Amber not caring about what Amber wants and only showing over the top excitement when it's something she wants.
- I lied and didn't skip. Let me get this straight - Becky went to the movie the day the video was made and they're going to the theater again the next day???
- Comment call out. I'm out.

OT but I really enjoy these so much. I look for them in every new thread. Wish I could give The drink rating to you.

 

[FitBitch]

Why is she so afraid of cooking with butter? She cooks shrimp in water and garlic salt and cooks mushrooms dry and uses onion powder instead of onions. She's not bringing those flavors to their full potential. Golr if you're going to eat yourself to death at least make it worth it.

 

[Rotogravure]

Why is she so afraid of cooking with butter? She cooks shrimp in water and garlic salt and cooks mushrooms dry and uses onion powder instead of onions. She's not bringing those flavors to their full potential. Golr if you're going to eat yourself to death at least make it worth it.

Opinion: She's not afraid of butter IMHO but she wants us to think she hates it/doesn't use it because she wants to portray some weird healthy princess ideal of herself she seems to have in her head. If she uses butter it's like duh girl you fat. But if she argues around using it she can maintain this scenario in her head.

Tldr she's dumb

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The gravy gives that dish that whole diarrhea feel to it.

 

[FitBitch]

Opinion: She's not afraid of butter IMHO but she wants us to think she hates it/doesn't use it because she wants to portray some weird healthy princess ideal of herself she seems to have in her head. If she uses butter it's like duh girl you fat. But if she argues around using it she can maintain this scenario in her head.

Tldr she's dumb

But she'll slop two cans of cream of chicken soup over her meat and that's just okay. She's so gross.

 

[Rotogravure]

But she'll slop two cans of cream of chicken soup over her meat and that's just okay. She's so gross.

Obviously that's different. Somehow...

 

[neckyhamhock]

She was cooking the rice without a lid. How do you fuck up cooking rice? They give you the cooking instructions on the package.

I noticed that too and let out a hefty, ALR sized SIGH.

It looked like straight up puke. Now she can be even more lazy with her cooking and just throw shit in the grockbot. And wtf with that elementary school collage? All of clothing she could never fit into .

I think she is honestly delusional enough to believe "oh that's PRETTY MUCH what I look like." NO AMBER. You are multiples of those women in one.

You know how you've vomited so much that all you have left is yellow stomach bile? Yeah. This is exactly what that looks like - mixed with condensed tard cum. Enjoy!

that's nasty as fuck lol

 

[A Owl]

OT but I really enjoy these so much. I look for them in every new thread. Wish I could give The drink rating to you.

I wholeheartedly agree, doing the (Dark) Lord's work! You know it's bad when you can't even bring yourself to read the whole timestamp summary

ETA: Drunk and misquoted

10:34min vid, 6 ads

 

[ET 599]

Getting in on the breakdowns with @Long time lurker Lurker

-Saying she's staying home alone because everyone else went to see a movie she didn't like. Now, we can postulate about Amber being embarrassed about going out in public or not fitting in the chairs, but the fact remains, it's all about her and what she doesn't like. I'm sure we've all done shit with our significant others/friends that we weren't necessarily over the moon about because we enjoy compromising for people we care about or want to be a part of a group outing. Just shows her selfishness, imo.

-"Becky did want me to go, but, YA KNOW" What the fuck does this even mean? But, ya know, I blow off my girlfriend because I'm incapable of compromise so YA KNOW, I just hurt her feelings!!!!

-The Cream of Chicken cans say "98% fat free." Amber's obsession with fat free things is asinine. Eating things with a high fat content isn't an issue, it's all the carbs and sugars you consume. You don't need to avoid cooking oils and fat, you need to stop slamming corn syrup and starch in your gullet.

-I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU USE CHICKEN TENDERS AS A CROCKPOT MEAT! It must be so damn DRY. GORL. I've said it before, but holy fuck, go buy some boneless, skinless, chicken thighs. You'll get so much bang for your buck and it's so easy! Jar of salsa, chicken thighs, 1 onion, 1 bell pepper, boom you've got some tasty ass chicken fajita meat you can throw on some lettuce leaves and go to town on. Season your chicken with salt, pepper, cumin, chili powder, paprika, and garlic powder for extra flavor.

-God, when she dumps the cream of chicken in, it just looks so unappealing, especially when she dumptrucks half a metric ton of Ms. Dash bullshit on top.

-If making collages is your thing and makes you feel good, by all means, go for it. I'm sure we all do maybe childish or weird things that help calm us down or make us feel good. But scrapbooking a plus size magazine into your journal instead of going out with your roommates and girlfriend for a movie night? I just don't get it. See a therapist in addition to your scrap booking? Just a thought, IDK GORL. That would be pretty therapeutic.

-She fucking personifies her wellbutrin and says "It's been nice, but you didn't work for me." As countless others have said, antidepressants are not a catch all, they are intended to be used in addition to other coping methods such as talk therapy, exercise, etc etc. She was only on it for a month and blamed it for turning her into a bitch, never forget.

-You don't need oil or butter when you cook mushrooms. Someone, please, come stab me in the neck and sacrifice my body. BOILED ASS MUSHROOMS WITH THAT RANK ASS CHICKEN LORD IN HEAVEN. Yes, mushrooms release a lot of water when you saute them. You want to saute them in butter + garlic for a while, until the water cooks off. Spray some lemon juice over those bad boys and you've got a slamming side dish. But she just boils them in their own mushroom water, aiusnfiuSWtgniwkja.

-Jesus, this whole section from 6:06 to 8:47 is just so, SO, painful. I know we all talk mad shit on Becky for making her bed with Amber, but man, she is clearly so hurt and disappointed that Amber wouldn't come see the movie with her, even saying, "I wish you would have went with me and watched it." Becky even says the movie is better than she could have ever imagined. One of the best parts of a relationship is doing things that makes your partner happy. All Amber can muster in response is an "Awwwwww, I just don't like superhero stuff." Who gives a fuck, your girlfriend loves it. Get off your ass and make someone else happy for a change.

-Becky goes on to talk about various superhero movies and Amber, once again has to defend herself by saying "See, I don't know stuff like that." Bitch, who cares, dear GOD.

-More comment callout bullshit.

The highlights have to be Becky's disappointment and that revolting chicken dish, ugh.

 

[FitBitch]

Amber I know you lurking here gorl let me give you a crock pot recipe. Don't worry it's really easy and I'm not going to judge you if you don't make your own barbecue sauce. Just take four chicken thighs and cover them with one cup of your favorite barbecue sauce (sweet baby rays).... now this is the hard part but listen carefully okay? DO NOT ADD ITALIAN SEASONING, MRS. DASH OR ANY KIND OF SALT. I know this is asking a lot but be strong gorl. Cook on LOW for at least 8 hours and check it occasionally. Break up that tasty chicken and slap it on a bun with coleslaw. The coleslaw is not optional. Learn how to eat real food Amber, even if it's not the healthiest meal to eat it will at least taste better than the shit you've been shoveling in your maw and that's already an improvement in your standard of living.

 

[angelicbitch]

We know our editing guru was super proud of putting in that reversed clip of the song

 

[Strong Tomato]

Crockpots are great for people who are busy or for that nice meal every once in a while that takes all day to cook. Amber wants a crock pot simply because she can throw a bunch of crap in it and practically ignore it for 4 hours, and then act like she made some amazing dish. She's lazy, and if she cooks this way she doesn't have to stand in front of the stove while things cook. Seriously though it wouldn't kill her to look up some recipes. Sorry for :powerlevel: but I've only ever eaten pork/beef with potatoes, celery, carrots, onions, and some other veggies in a crockpot. Do people actually make chicken in those? Just seems weird.

 

[Octomet]

I refuse to believe that a 500+ elbee gorl has never watched a cooking show.

I know she says she watches recipes on YouTube, but I can't picture her actually watching a full on cooking show. I think she would be embarrassed if caught, like she was watching porn.

I know we all talk mad shit on Becky for making her bed with Amber, but man, she is clearly so hurt and disappointed that Amber wouldn't come see the movie with her, even saying, "I wish you would have went with me and watched it."

I honestly think Becky only said that because she knew Al was fishing for something along those lines, for her own ego and for the vlog. And Becky seemed like she was just trying to get the conversation ended so she could read her book.