SUPER EASY DINNER IDEA - 3/28/2018

[Whatthefuck]

You know, if she'd put some egg noodles in the grockpot, and maybe some fresh green vegetables it wouldn't have been as horrible looking as it was. With some actual seasoning, it might have even been a bit more palatable.

I was actually surprised by the lack of spinnage.

 

[Xenomorph]

Makes me winder if AL was texting Becky like crazy the whole time she was out with the queens.

 

[Octomet]

Makes me winder if AL was texting Becky like crazy the whole time she was out with the queens.

Now that the crockpot practically makes dinner by itself, she's finally got the free time to text Becky endlessly with one hand and hoover fundip with the other.

 

[Long time lurker]

I look for them in every new thread. Wish I could give The drink rating to you

Thank you. I can't do it for all of her videos - I need breaks from time to time because something about her makes me want to punch people.

-Saying she's staying home alone because everyone else went to see a movie she didn't like. Now, we can postulate about Amber being embarrassed about going out in public or not fitting in the chairs, but the fact remains, it's all about her and what she doesn't like. I'm sure we've all done shit with our significant others/friends that we weren't necessarily over the moon about because we enjoy compromising for people we care about or want to be a part of a group outing. Just shows her selfishness, imo.

-"Becky did want me to go, but, YA KNOW" What the fuck does this even mean? But, ya know, I blow off my girlfriend because I'm incapable of compromise so YA KNOW, I just hurt her feelings!!!!

Meh. If anything I give Amber a for giving Becky some space for a few hours.

Sure, normal people will, every now and again, go to social events they don't want to go as a compromise; but normal people aren't attached to their partners 24/7.

She's lazy, and if she cooks this way she doesn't have to stand in front of the stove while things cook.

There is a possibility that Amber can't stand in front of a stove for long periods of time due to her weight. Didn't she mention leg pain in another video?

Do they mail a check or put it on a PayPal account?

I'm not sure, but I suspect they might give youtubers a few different options when it comes to payment.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Those mushrooms are a crime against humanity. That's not how we saute, gorl. FUCK, look at a video of someone cooking for once.

She doesnt want to sautee in butter or oil because that shit is fattening

 

[Not Today Satan]

Probably an accurate representation of what Hambers insides look like.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

I'm assuming no one told her that the seasoning goes on the chicken BEFORE you put the canned soup in... not after...

Exactly you season the fucking chicken, put in a hot pan with olive oil then SEAR the chicken before putting it in a crock pot

 

[JaneThough]

Probably an accurate representation of what Hambers insides look like.

That's the gunk that will leak out and burn down the crematorium.

Also, that's condensed soup, isn't it? Two cans? Ugh the sodium.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Amber I know you lurking here gorl let me give you a crock pot recipe. Don't worry it's really easy and I'm not going to judge you if you don't make your own barbecue sauce. Just take four chicken thighs and cover them with one cup of your favorite barbecue sauce (sweet baby rays).... now this is the hard part but listen carefully okay? DO NOT ADD ITALIAN SEASONING, MRS. DASH OR ANY KIND OF SALT. I know this is asking a lot but be strong gorl. Cook on LOW for at least 8 hours and check it occasionally. Break up that tasty chicken and slap it on a bun with coleslaw. The coleslaw is not optional. Learn how to eat real food Amber, even if it's not the healthiest meal to eat it will at least taste better than the shit you've been shoveling in your maw and that's already an improvement in your standard of living.

She eats oit so much because her food isnt enjoyable. Better to cook fun enjoyable homemade food than to binge eat out. Her cooking drives her to feel deprived so she eats out.

 

[Decubitus Ulcers]

She puts mushrooms in chili, goddamnit. She can't put them IN the chicken and jaundice sauce?

It's probably because I'm high AF...but I lost it after "jaundice sauce"

Her food really is the most disgusting looking shit. It should be illegal to be that fat and not be able to cook.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

She seasoned that chicken with hopes and dreams

 

[A Owl]

10:34min vid, 6 ads

Didn't she mention leg pain in another video?

Yep, it was enscrutiating!

 

[thejackal]

It's probably because I'm high AF...but I lost it after "jaundice sauce"

Her food really is the most disgusting looking shit. It should be illegal to be that fat and not be able to cook.

Oh indeed if any lurkers are ready to make an account I think "Jaundice Sauce" would be an awesome name, and the avatar of course would be that gross ass shot of the chicken.

 

[Donovan the Man]

I love crockpot saga. Amber gets austistically focused on a certain food for a short period of time. I'm sad she never became obsessed with the air fryer.

 

[FitBitch]

I love crockpot saga. Amber gets austistically focused on a certain food for a short period of time. I'm sad she never became obsessed with the air fryer.

Maybe if she hadn't tried to use water in it to fry food. Jfc she just made a soggy mess and then the poor air fryer probably disappeared to her hoarder porch.

 

[Rotogravure]

I love crockpot saga. Amber gets austistically focused on a certain food for a short period of time. I'm sad she never became obsessed with the air fryer.

I thought someone said it had been returned. I suppose since it was a gift and not a legitimate AL purchase it was gross and unwanted.

 

[plant boy]

Sodium Slop or Starvation- there is no in-between.

 

[Starve Hamber]

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I do want Hamber to Starve.

 

[Donovan the Man]

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Amber could live several months on just water and daily vitamins, though.

Edit, she would need sodium too, so add some saline drips in there.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Please let her be filming when that pot of nightmares blows up, because it will. Our Lady of the Lard may not know basic physics, but that doesn't mean the laws are suspended.

She's going to be covered in hot exploded puke. At that moment she will know how it feels to sit through her vuhlaaargs.

(This is terrible feelz, but if anyone watches her on YN please tell the silly cow. Plenty have pointed it out to her and through Eric but nothing penetrates that thick skull. Knowing the laws of that place it'd be poor old Ricky, staggering in after a long day's work, surveying the creche sprawled out asleep in their nests of toys, who then gets a faceful of slop and his head blown off by her exploding cauldron.)