Super Nullie 64 the Video Game! The Pinnacle of WEB3 GAMING! šŸŽ®šŸ•¹āš  - Mario meets Resident Evil meets GTA5 meets Legend of Zelda meets Metal Gear Solid meets FIFA in this NEXT GEN GAME!! Early Access/Kickstarter Announcement

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Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistaniā„¢
True & Honest Fan
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Ever since the dawn of gaming, people have been trying to make the perfect game… Never has this been accomplished.

UNTIL NOW

Introducing SUPER NULLIE 64! Made by the best fucking programmer on planet earth (me).

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As the thread subtitle suggests, this game is a mishmash of almost every single genre of video game you could think of. I have masterfully interwoven every type of games that you can imagine…

It’s an….
  • Action /Side scroller
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  • Dating Sim,
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  • Management Game
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  • Web3 enabled
  • And much more….
I believe this video game will basically usurp all other games, it also comes jampacked with deep, deep cut references which only the worlds smartest gamers would understand. Honestly this game is so deep and complex with its mechanics that I have a feeling that only people with an IQ of above 150 would actually get to play and enjoy this game. I'm debating putting a calculus test at the front just to make sure that I can weed out any retards who might wanna play this game.

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It’s quite hard for me to sum up the story, that's because there is over 60 hours of gameplay, well that's how long it takes me to finish the game when I am basically speed running it, so realistically its more closer to 120 to 200 hours to finish the game.

The rough story is that our hero ā€œNullieā€ is out to save all the Kiwis from the mean evil Lolcows who wish to destroy the Internet and send every single Kiwi to a mass extermination camp.

This game is like mega man in each level has an end boss which would be a lolcow, depending on how the crowdfunding goes I may add more.


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(THIS IS REAL INGAME FOOTAGE)

Specs
So as you can tell from the screenshot I provided this, this game is running at a butterry smooth 121 frames a second with raytracing enabled ay 8k, you will need the following specs.
Minimum Specs;
  • Intel 19-10850k
  • 64GB of DDR4 Ram
  • NVIDIA RTX3090
  • Monitor must support 120HZ 8k ultra wide screen gaming
  • 300MB HDD space
I assume that any serious gamer© has something well about this anyway, like what are you? POOR?

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So this time last April I launched a wildly successful in a NFT project called ā€œNullliesā€. Now I know it's gotten a lot of criticism in the past because the project went really well for me buteveryone else lost money and called it "rug pullā€ said I was committing "securities fraudā€. pfft.

So after a short stint in federal prison for securities fraud I decided that the future isn't NFTs, its actually Web3 enabled games!

The game was originally written in BrainFuck, BrainFuck worked pretty well however it didn’t let me use the word nigger constantly in the source code, in the games code, every array, variable and even brackets have been replaced with some variation of nigger. Making this probably the most based game on earth. Here is an example snippet of the games code.
Code:
ifNiggerBracketOpennigger.health <= 0NiggerBracketClosethen nigger.kill

I did this = because I was desperately afraid that soy boys in California would take my code and make millions off my 100% original idea.

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Yes because just like Josh I am very generous and I have decided to enable it so that for every 26 million coins you get in the game you unlock 0.000000021-e of a Nullie NFT. If you do not wish to wait to get a Nullie you can also just pay a nominal bitcoin fee too unlock skins!

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Unfortunately the games not ready for purchase yet, this thread is to announce the Kickstarter!! So the game will retail for around 69 - 129 USD, only for sale in the UnitedStates (excluding California) and I am aiming for a full launch on the Kiwifarms 20th Birthday! The game will be on early access soon!

The KickStarter is still in the process of being approved but here is a little look at the page;

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I am thrilled you would like to help contribute to the game! The original licence was using +NIGGER licence. However I learned that would let contributors make money off my game which is disgusting as a concept. So I’m currently talking to a few lawyers about making a new license that essentially allows contributors to contribute as much as they like, but they are banned from ever making any money off the code, I get all the money and I have a legal right to go to any contributors house and punch in the face to if they make stupid pull requests


If you would like early access to the game please post in this thread saying how hyped you are for the game and only say positive things about it and me. Anyone saying negative things about my game will be reported to the FBI for cyber bulling.
 

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If you would like early access to the game please post in this thread saying how hyped you are for the game and only say positive things about it and me. Anyone saying negative things about my game will be reported to the FBI for cyber bulling.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
 
The game looks poised to be game of the millennium. I gotta get in on the ground floor for this one!
 
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I am so happy that Trigger managed to raise the $984 million USD to develop this EPIC project.
As a Series 1 Nullie Owner, I am SUPER HYPED for this awesome game! Through this project, I hope others will see the wisdom of Web 3.0 and Blockchain gaming.
(I am ESPECIALLY hoping for TONS of MLG HORNS!)

This is an excellent Pump and Dump, Rug Pull, Whale Hunt, Bait and Switch, Hammer and Anvil
solid and sound investment in these trying times (in Minecraft).

(Not Financial Advice, Not Financial Advisor)
 
can i be the composer?
i made these
So these are kind of good… But what am I gonna tell my backers and players? That the composer for my game only worked on Mario, Sonic and Mother three? Where is the orchestral backings? Where is your movie OST experience? Where are your BAFTA awards or where are your Grammy awards?
Do you expect me to put on a composer like you who barely has 25 years of industry experience on the most important video game of our lifetime? Sorry kiddo this isn't baby’s first video game, this is the future of all video games?!?

honestly this looks amazing. if you need any programming help then hit me up, id happily work on this.
Do you agree to work for completely free? Do you agree to have your PRā€˜s ignored for weeks on end and then when you almost forget about them have me come in with a list of demands about the most minuscule stupid shit in the formatting? Will you dox yourself to me so I can come to your house whenever I want to yell at you about code that you’ve written?

If yes, GREAT! Please send me your CV with four different references and show that you’ve had at least eight years industry experience at a top senior level. If you can do all that I’ll be happy to put you on as a junior junior junior junior scripter.

Imagine if this got reviewed on the Jimquisition. :story:

Real shit, this looks amazing. Great work. :semperfidelis:
*stock image of a brown businesswoman being slowly zoomed in on* ā€œAfter reviewing this * high-pitched whine* TRIPPPPLE AAAAA GAME. I have decided that my life as a game review it is over. Nothing is ever going to top this. I am officially resigning the Jimquisition so I can focus more on what really makes me happy, and that is piledriving scantily clad cis women in spandex and breaking their skulls open in front of a crowd of cheering peopleā€

I am so happy that Trigger managed to raise the $984 million USD to develop this EPIC project.
As a Series 1 Nullie Owner, I am SUPER HYPED for this awesome game! Through this project, I hope others will see the wisdom of Web 3.0 and Blockchain gaming.
(I am ESPECIALLY hoping for TONS of MLG HORNS!)

This is an excellent Pump and Dump, Rug Pull, Whale Hunt, Bait and Switch, Hammer and Anvil
solid and sound investment in these trying times (in Minecraft).

(Not Financial Advice, Not Financial Advisor)
I have nothing to add here, Orange Rhymer is 100% correct and that has nothing to do with all the Nullies NFTs I’ve sent him.
 
Hey does anyone have any updates from the OP? I pledged all my nullies and haven't heard anything since. Starting to worry this might've been a scam.

Look, art takes time and I work hard.

Did I spend most of the money on blow and hookers? Yes.

Did I lose tons of my crypto on scams? Yer, who hasn’t.

Did I go to 26 counties just to call the local population slurs? Absolutely.

Is the game unplayable because I spent less than 100 rupees on fiver to get pajeets to make the game in under 1 month? Obviously.


But look, I am a generous God, you can
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Look, art takes time and I work hard.

Did I spend most of the money on blow and hookers? Yes.

Did I lose tons of my crypto on scams? Yer, who hasn’t.

Did I go to 26 counties just to call the local population slurs? Absolutely.

Is the game unplayable because I spent less than 100 rupees on fiver to get pajeets to make the game in under 1 month? Obviously.


But look, I am a generous God, you can
I was told that only FIAT is a scam. As long as you don't sell, YOU WIN WITH CRYPTO AND NFTs

I'm HODLing this Nullie till I die...

@Trigger Me Timbers have you ever though about starting an MLM ? I'm sure a lot of Kiwis would be interested if you were to start selling them water filters....
(or the LICENSE to SELL the WATER FILTERS...)

We ___need___ a KF MLM.
 
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